The Geography of a Woman
18 to 20 - a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
21 to 30 - a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
31 to 35 - a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
36 to 40 - a woman is like France, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
41 to 50 - a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes, massive reconstruction is now neccessary.
51 to 60 - a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders unpatrolled, the fridgid climate keeps people away.
61 to 70 - a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70 - they become like Afghanistan, most everyone knows where it is - but no one wants to go there.
18 to 20 - a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
21 to 30 - a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
31 to 35 - a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
36 to 40 - a woman is like France, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
41 to 50 - a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes, massive reconstruction is now neccessary.
51 to 60 - a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders unpatrolled, the fridgid climate keeps people away.
61 to 70 - a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70 - they become like Afghanistan, most everyone knows where it is - but no one wants to go there.
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