WTF? No matter what I do...I make a mess.
If I'm cooking then you can bet the kitchen gets fucked up.
If I am pouring a glass of OJ then I am bound to spill some on the floor or counter.
God forbid I try to paint something.
It's been like this my entire life. No matter how careful I am...I always fuck something up and make a mess.
I was just cleaning up my balcony. I had a can with ashes from my bar-b-q in it and I accidentally knocked it over. Because of the rain, the ashes were like mud. This in itself is not too bad...BUT.....
I grabbed a couple pieces of plastic to scoop the muddy mess up with. While pushing with one piece to the other, the first piece slipped and the muddy ashes went flying. Again...Not such a big deal...I can just grab the pressure washer if I want...BUT....
In my infinite wisdom, I was doing this with my sliding glass door wide open.
Mud and ash are streaked all over my living room carpet.
I am cursed with this kind of shit.
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If I am pouring a glass of OJ then I am bound to spill some on the floor or counter.
God forbid I try to paint something.
It's been like this my entire life. No matter how careful I am...I always fuck something up and make a mess.
I was just cleaning up my balcony. I had a can with ashes from my bar-b-q in it and I accidentally knocked it over. Because of the rain, the ashes were like mud. This in itself is not too bad...BUT.....
I grabbed a couple pieces of plastic to scoop the muddy mess up with. While pushing with one piece to the other, the first piece slipped and the muddy ashes went flying. Again...Not such a big deal...I can just grab the pressure washer if I want...BUT....
In my infinite wisdom, I was doing this with my sliding glass door wide open.
Mud and ash are streaked all over my living room carpet.
I am cursed with this kind of shit.
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