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  • AaronM
    GFY Royality ;)
    • Oct 2001
    • 46917
    #1

    Why do the ugly ones try to bribe you with sex?

    Me: Sorry honey...You just don't have the look that my clients are seeking.

    Her: What if I was willing to do something extra for you?

    Me: Cool...Go wash my car and mow my lawn.



    WTF? Like fucking me is gonna change the fact that my clients are not gonna want to pay for content with an ugly chick in it.......PLUS....I don't want to bang an ugly girl anyway.

    Even a hard up blind man would not have wanted to screw this girl.

    Yes yes.....I know there is a niche for everything but my clients are already established and I am not currently producing content for uglypeople.com
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    • buddyjuf
      #2
      attention whores!

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        • wdsguy
          Ryde or Die
          • Dec 2002
          • 19568
          #3
          pass them off to me bro

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            • SleazyDream
              I'm here for SPORT
              • Jul 2001
              • 41470
              #4
              you never offer the car wash option to me???????????????
              This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

              Now read without the word dog.

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                • AaronM
                  GFY Royality ;)
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 46917
                  #5
                  Originally posted by SleazyDream
                  you never offer the car wash option to me???????????????
                  That's cause you are dead sexy.

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                    • Digipimp
                      BP4L OT DL
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 13481
                      #6
                      maybe she felt sorry for you

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                        • AZN 4 Lyfe
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 974
                          #7
                          click sig already.

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                            • Sly_RJ
                              Live Hard - Die Hard
                              • Feb 2002
                              • 17042
                              #8
                              Please send the San Diego fuglies my way...

                              My hub caps could use a buffing.
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                                • aaron
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 4452
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Digipimp
                                  maybe she felt sorry for you

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                                    • AaronM
                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                      • Oct 2001
                                      • 46917
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Digipimp
                                      maybe she felt sorry for you
                                      Yep.....I'm sure that's it. I never get any pussy...Especially no high quality pussy.

                                      Whoa is me.

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                                        • Oracle Porn
                                          Affiliate
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 24433
                                          #11
                                          pic?


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                                            • Digipimp
                                              BP4L OT DL
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 13481
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by AaronM


                                              Yep.....I'm sure that's it. I never get any pussy...Especially no high quality pussy.

                                              Whoa is me.
                                              I feel your pain brother.

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                                                • beemk
                                                  CLICK HERE
                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 20829
                                                  #13
                                                  hahaha great work. did she wax your car too?
                                                  I host with Vacares

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                                                    • Steen2
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                      • 7662
                                                      #14
                                                      - Next time tell her she's ugly?
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                                                        • beemk
                                                          CLICK HERE
                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 20829
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Digipimp
                                                          maybe she felt sorry for you
                                                          yeah im sure it didnt have anything to do with her being a whore willing to do anything for $.
                                                          I host with Vacares

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                                                            • Spunky
                                                              I need a beer
                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 133978
                                                              #16
                                                              So you fucked her anyway?

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                                                                • AaronM
                                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                  • 46917
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                                  pic?

                                                                  I tell you that the bitch is ugly then you go and ask for a fucking pic? I can't believe you have the nerve to wonder why everybody around here thinks you're a fucking idiot.

                                                                  No, I did not waste my time taking pics of her. The last time I did that....and posted them....People flicked me shit.

                                                                  Never again.

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                                                                    • Oracle Porn
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                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 24433
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by AaronM



                                                                      I tell you that the bitch is ugly then you go and ask for a fucking pic? I can't believe you have the nerve to wonder why everybody around here thinks you're a fucking idiot.

                                                                      No, I did not waste my time taking pics of her. The last time I did that....and posted them....People flicked me shit.

                                                                      Never again.
                                                                      I want to see how ugly.

                                                                      P.S. I could give two shits what you think about me.


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                                                                        • AaronM
                                                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                          • 46917
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by spunky1
                                                                          So you fucked her anyway?
                                                                          I have no reason to not like you...Why give me one now?

                                                                          No, I didn't fuck her anyway.

                                                                          I have a 12 AM booty call set up with a much better looking lady and considering that I have not had much rest lately.....I think I am gonna go take a little knap so I don't embarrass myself in a couple of hours.

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                                                                            • AaronM
                                                                              GFY Royality ;)
                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                              • 46917
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                                              P.S. I could give two shits what you think about me.

                                                                              Whatever you say kid.

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                                                                                • Oracle Porn
                                                                                  Affiliate
                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                  • 24433
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by AaronM



                                                                                  Whatever you say kid.

                                                                                  C'mon man so many people lick your balls on this board its pathetic.
                                                                                  Look at the bright side, at least i'm not a sheep


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                                                                                    • Jamdin
                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                      • 3560
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Was she a ho ho Ho or a cupcake cuny?

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                                                                                        • AaronM
                                                                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                                          • 46917
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Oracle Porn



                                                                                          C'mon man so many people lick your balls on this board its pathetic.
                                                                                          Look at the bright side, at least i'm not a sheep

                                                                                          Actually...Yes, you are.

                                                                                          Remember this conversation? If you did not care what I thought of you then you never would have initiated it.

                                                                                          Session Start (ICQ - AaronM:94399723): Wed Jan 14 20:49:20 2004
                                                                                          [20:49] 94399723: Why are you so mean to me on gfy?
                                                                                          [20:53] AaronM: Who the fuck is this? If I am mean to you on GFY it's probably because you are a fucking moron.
                                                                                          [20:53] 97399723: this is Oracle porn
                                                                                          [20:55] AaronM: I rest my case. Thank you for playing.
                                                                                          Session Close (94399723): Wed Jan 14 20:55:36 2004

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                                                                                            • Oracle Porn
                                                                                              Affiliate
                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                              • 24433
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by AaronM



                                                                                              Actually...Yes, you are.

                                                                                              Remember this conversation? If you did not care what I thought of you then you never would have initiated it.

                                                                                              Session Start (ICQ - AaronM:94399723): Wed Jan 14 20:49:20 2004
                                                                                              [20:49] 94399723: Why are you so mean to me on gfy?
                                                                                              [20:53] AaronM: Who the fuck is this? If I am mean to you on GFY it's probably because you are a fucking moron.
                                                                                              [20:53] 97399723: this is Oracle porn
                                                                                              [20:55] AaronM: I rest my case. Thank you for playing.
                                                                                              Session Close (94399723): Wed Jan 14 20:55:36 2004
                                                                                              when the fuck was this?
                                                                                              either I was high, drunk, or depressed.....


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                                                                                                • Va2k
                                                                                                  I’m still alive barley.
                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                  • 10060
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                  Me: Sorry honey...You just don't have the look that my clients are seeking.

                                                                                                  Her: What if I was willing to do something extra for you?

                                                                                                  Me: Cool...Go wash my car and mow my lawn.



                                                                                                  WTF? Like fucking me is gonna change the fact that my clients are not gonna want to pay for content with an ugly chick in it.......PLUS....I don't want to bang an ugly girl anyway.

                                                                                                  Even a hard up blind man would not have wanted to screw this girl.

                                                                                                  Yes yes.....I know there is a niche for everything but my clients are already established and I am not currently producing content for uglypeople.com
                                                                                                  SHIT bro send her my way...

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                                                                                                    • AaronM
                                                                                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                                      • 46917
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Oracle Porn


                                                                                                      when the fuck was this?
                                                                                                      either I was high, drunk, or depressed.....

                                                                                                      Oh well then..That makes it OK.

                                                                                                      Idiot.

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                                                                                                        • Oracle Porn
                                                                                                          Affiliate
                                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                                          • 24433
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by AaronM



                                                                                                          Oh well then..That makes it OK.

                                                                                                          Idiot.
                                                                                                          As long as you think you are all almighty and powerful I am glad for you.

                                                                                                          Never think you are better than someone else.


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                                                                                                            • AaronM
                                                                                                              GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                                                              • 46917
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Oracle Porn


                                                                                                              As long as you think you are all almighty and powerful I am glad for you.

                                                                                                              Never think you are better than someone else.

                                                                                                              I never claimed to be almighty or powerful. I know better than that. Pull your head out of your ass.

                                                                                                              The only thing that makes me any better than you is that I actually exercise a little common sense every once in awhile.

                                                                                                              If you would do this...You would probably turn out to be a decent guy and fairly sucessful. I am walking away from my computer now. Maybe you should do the same and ponder my words for a few moments....

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                                                                                                                • beemk
                                                                                                                  CLICK HERE
                                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                  • 20829
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by AaronM



                                                                                                                  Actually...Yes, you are.

                                                                                                                  Remember this conversation? If you did not care what I thought of you then you never would have initiated it.

                                                                                                                  Session Start (ICQ - AaronM:94399723): Wed Jan 14 20:49:20 2004
                                                                                                                  [20:49] 94399723: Why are you so mean to me on gfy?
                                                                                                                  [20:53] AaronM: Who the fuck is this? If I am mean to you on GFY it's probably because you are a fucking moron.
                                                                                                                  [20:53] 97399723: this is Oracle porn
                                                                                                                  [20:55] AaronM: I rest my case. Thank you for playing.
                                                                                                                  Session Close (94399723): Wed Jan 14 20:55:36 2004
                                                                                                                  hahaha OWNED
                                                                                                                  I host with Vacares

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                                                                                                                    • stev0
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                      • 6801
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                                      Me: Sorry honey...You just don't have the look that my clients are seeking.

                                                                                                                      Her: What if I was willing to do something extra for you?

                                                                                                                      Me: Cool...Go wash my car and mow my lawn.



                                                                                                                      WTF? Like fucking me is gonna change the fact that my clients are not gonna want to pay for content with an ugly chick in it.......PLUS....I don't want to bang an ugly girl anyway.

                                                                                                                      Even a hard up blind man would not have wanted to screw this girl.

                                                                                                                      Yes yes.....I know there is a niche for everything but my clients are already established and I am not currently producing content for uglypeople.com
                                                                                                                      haha, no shit... unless you setup an ugly niche. There is a market for it... just throw them $50 for a shoot and see how it goes

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                                                                                                                        • torrey
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                          • 1656
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Digipimp
                                                                                                                          maybe she felt sorry for you

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                                                                                                                            • MrBone
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                              • 101
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                                              [B]Me: Sorry honey...You just don't have the look that my clients are seeking.

                                                                                                                              Her: What if I was willing to do something extra for you?
                                                                                                                              You did her didn't you?

                                                                                                                              Otherwise you wouldn't be posting this. As seasoned as you are, you would not be posting this unless you were trying to convince yourself that you DID NOT do this.

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                                                                                                                                • Chris
                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 27880
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  yo aaron ugly chicks sell

                                                                                                                                  just be like " your ugly ..i can find osmeone to buy your content but they will only pay me like 20$ for 200 pictures so i can only pay you 10$ and ill still let you hum on my balls "
                                                                                                                                  [email protected]

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                                                                                                                                    • stev0
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 6801
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Oracle Porn



                                                                                                                                      C'mon man so many people lick your balls on this board its pathetic.
                                                                                                                                      Look at the bright side, at least i'm not a sheep
                                                                                                                                      Do you actually run porn sites X-Man, or do you just whore your sig around?

                                                                                                                                      I dont think anyone here sucks up to Aaron. That i've seen anyways. Maybe some do, im not here enough to know, and I don't even know him. All i've got from him is good content and great service so yeah... i hold him in higher esteem than some guy that gets run off boards and boasts about whoring his sig.

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                                                                                                                                        • Ironhorse
                                                                                                                                          Pixel Pusher
                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 7094
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Oracle Porn


                                                                                                                                          when the fuck was this?
                                                                                                                                          either I was high, drunk, or depressed.....
                                                                                                                                          Damn man, seriously you are not embarassed about constantly being regarded as a loser?
                                                                                                                                          [email protected]

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                                                                                                                                            • beergood
                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 2918
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              What amazes me is you retards always glorify Aarons stupid ass threads with responses.



                                                                                                                                              Oh wait, wtf did I just do? Guess there is a first and a last time for everything.
                                                                                                                                              icq: 320340263

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                                                                                                                                                • AaronM
                                                                                                                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                  • 46917
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by MrBone

                                                                                                                                                  You did her didn't you?

                                                                                                                                                  Otherwise you wouldn't be posting this. As seasoned as you are, you would not be posting this unless you were trying to convince yourself that you DID NOT do this.

                                                                                                                                                  = =

                                                                                                                                                  Another idiot surfaces.

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                                                                                                                                                    • AaronM
                                                                                                                                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                      • 46917
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by beergood
                                                                                                                                                      What amazes me is you retards always glorify Aarons stupid ass threads with responses.



                                                                                                                                                      Oh wait, wtf did I just do? Guess there is a first and a last time for everything.
                                                                                                                                                      And yet another.

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                                                                                                                                                        • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                                                                                                          WW4L
                                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                          • 10581
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          I read the title of the thread and thought you might have been referring to the men in your life

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                                                                                                                                                            • Lykos
                                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                                              • 31027
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Couse they are ugly and can't get enough sex?

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