who you calling cocksucker cristalino. i see how it is, i ask for cristal and you get me cristalino and now you buy the cristal when i am not around to enjoy these bounties.
true, thats why I have a few bottles... chicks dont know that ;)
why would anyone want to spend that kind of money on drinks for chicks? i mean you can buy some head cheaper than that and you won't have to get her drunk.
Originally posted by lagwagon who you calling cocksucker cristalino. i see how it is, i ask for cristal and you get me cristalino and now you buy the cristal when i am not around to enjoy these bounties.
Chris,
You know i love you. if you want me to buy your love - I can do that too. but I thought the cristalino was hilarious.
I actually already drank that one, tonight. Had the fam over to show them the new office. Like i said - I don't think it's that good - but it wows some people.
Please mail me your empty bottles of Cris. I have southern hoes who've never drank that shit to impress. I'll just refill your bottles with some cheap ass shit and then get my serve on.
Originally posted by Digipimp Please mail me your empty bottles of Cris. I have southern hoes who've never drank that shit to impress. I'll just refill your bottles with some cheap ass shit and then get my serve on.
hahah that is fucking great. i will for sure save the bottle for you.
Originally posted by Digipimp Please mail me your empty bottles of Cris. I have southern hoes who've never drank that shit to impress. I'll just refill your bottles with some cheap ass shit and then get my serve on.
hahah that is fucking great. i will for sure save the bottle for you.
yes please rinse the bottles with some water and then it's all good. i can even a be a big baller and act like i like throwing money around by pouring bottles of fake cris on hoes while listening to some booty music.
yes please rinse the bottles with some water and then it's all good. i can even a be a big baller and act like i like throwing money around by pouring bottles of fake cris on hoes while listening to some booty music.
hahha that's awesome! You'll have to tell us all how it goes!
yo brett next tiem you are in portland check out trader jacks or trader j's ?? cant remember the name but they have some of the BEST wine ... they have the 2 buck chick wine that compares to a 500$ bottle .....
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