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Come on people of GFY...What's your most embarassing moment?

04-16-2004, 01:45 AM

We've all had embarassing moments! I've had many in my life, but there's one that takes the cake!

I can remember being a first grader using the "big kid's bathroom" for the first time. I was so used to using it in private, that I proceeded to drop my pants and take a piss with my bare ass hanging out. Within 15 seconds, a 6th grader came in and proceeded to call me an idiot, while calling all of his friends into the bathroom to see the clueless 1st grader. Never before had I been so humiliated in my life!

So let's here it guys and girls.. WHat's your most embarassing moment?
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04-16-2004, 01:53 AM

i was hooking up with this girl.. and i was about to eat her out. when i was bending down i ripped a fart, i kept trying to stop it, but little farts kept coming out. it was just awful when it started to smell.. that was the worst part. i ate her out anyway.. i didnt know what else to do

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04-16-2004, 01:56 AM

I shitted in my pants at this huge awesome beachclub, we went there with a group of friends. great music, awesome ladies.

Everyone in there saw it, because I was wearing white trousers
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04-16-2004, 01:58 AM

Originally posted by skinnay
i was hooking up with this girl.. and i was about to eat her out. when i was bending down i ripped a fart, i kept trying to stop it, but little farts kept coming out. it was just awful when it started to smell.. that was the worst part. i ate her out anyway.. i didnt know what else to do

At least she didn't get even and rip ass while you were going down on her!

And Nick... Geez man! That's pretty fucking bad! I bet you haven't worn white pants since!
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04-16-2004, 01:59 AM

Originally posted by skinnay
i was hooking up with this girl.. and i was about to eat her out. when i was bending down i ripped a fart, i kept trying to stop it, but little farts kept coming out. it was just awful when it started to smell.. that was the worst part. i ate her out anyway.. i didnt know what else to do

LMAO! I'd love to see someone top that!

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04-16-2004, 02:02 AM

Originally posted by milhouse_dick

LMAO! I'd love to see someone top that!

I bet you could.. Give us a story!
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04-16-2004, 02:03 AM

Huh i realy have lot of them i can't decide which one to share with you dudes
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04-16-2004, 02:04 AM

Not much of an embarassing history.
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04-16-2004, 02:05 AM

Originally posted by papichulo
Not much of an embarassing history.

All of you major pay guys are invinsible to embarassment! How do you all do it?
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04-16-2004, 02:06 AM

never really been embarrassed too bad, when i do something stupid like breaking something i just run off before i get caught or anyone sees it
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04-16-2004, 02:07 AM

Originally posted by shermsshack

I bet you could.. Give us a story!

There's no way I could top that shit..LOL...one time I sat on my ex's face (just wrestling around) and ripped a huge fart on her in front of her friends...but deep down I think it was more intentional than accidental.

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04-16-2004, 02:09 AM

i used a discount coupon in a restaurant once. damn humiliating..

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04-16-2004, 02:12 AM

Originally posted by the Shemp
i used a discount coupon in a restaurant once. damn humiliating..

Was it one of those dollar menu coupons at Mc Donalds?
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04-16-2004, 02:14 AM

Originally posted by shermsshack

Was it one of those dollar menu coupons at Mc Donalds?

it was one of those entertainment book things. i was so humiliated i threw it away after one coupon.

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04-16-2004, 02:16 AM

Originally posted by the Shemp

it was one of those entertainment book things. i was so humiliated i threw it away after one coupon.

Hahahahahahahah! that would be pretty huliliating. If it's in those books, I'm assuming the place was already pretty cheap to begin with.
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04-16-2004, 02:16 AM

This one is not funny, but true. The kind of stuff you only see on TV.

10 years ago I was having a flirting affair with my wifes friend. My wife went away for the 2 days to NY for a cousins wedding while I stayed home with the dog.
Her friend came over to say hello; one thing led to another and after a few six packs we ended up fucking AND passing out on our bed.
Sometime in the middle of the night I wake up to my wife's voice saying my name and looked up to see her in the doorway of the bedroom.
COLD BUSTED!!

I would love to say that she got in bed for a threesome, but this is real life. It was UGLY.
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04-16-2004, 02:18 AM

Originally posted by DeadFidel
This one is not funny, but true. The kind of stuff you only see on TV.

10 years ago I was having a flirting affair with my wifes friend. My wife went away for the 2 days to NY for a cousins wedding while I stayed home with the dog.
Her friend came over to say hello; one thing led to another and after a few six packs we ended up fucking AND passing out on our bed.
Sometime in the middle of the night I wake up to my wife's voice saying my name and looked up to see her in the doorway of the bedroom.
COLD BUSTED!!

I would love to say that she got in bed for a threesome, but this is real life. It was UGLY.

Ensuing catfight? or how did the story end?

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04-16-2004, 02:20 AM

Originally posted by DeadFidel
This one is not funny, but true. The kind of stuff you only see on TV.

10 years ago I was having a flirting affair with my wifes friend. My wife went away for the 2 days to NY for a cousins wedding while I stayed home with the dog.
Her friend came over to say hello; one thing led to another and after a few six packs we ended up fucking AND passing out on our bed.
Sometime in the middle of the night I wake up to my wife's voice saying my name and looked up to see her in the doorway of the bedroom.
COLD BUSTED!!

I would love to say that she got in bed for a threesome, but this is real life. It was UGLY.

It's always hillarious in the movies, but I could only imagine the feeling you had when you saw her standing there. How did the 2 friends react? Did your wife keep you or give you the boot?

Enquiring minds want to know!
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04-16-2004, 02:22 AM

I picked up this rather "plain" looking girl one night. Took her home, parents were away for the weekend, and proceeded to fuck her all night.

In the morning my brother walked into my bedroom sat on the end of the bed and the girl was so plain I hid under the covers. She was looking for a threesome with brothers, I was looking for a hole to swallow me up.

She was also a little over weight.

And, just remembered this one.

Was making a movie in Epping Forest, a wood outside London, and was doing a scene with a girl. Director said "ACTION" and I proceeded to do my act. All of a sudden a little dog walked by and started yapping, to be followed by a woman in tweeds who looked rather like the Queen Mum. She greeted the camere crew with a smile and a happy "Good Morning" Then turned to see what they were shooting. She glared and spat out, Good Morning"

I lost my erection.

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04-16-2004, 02:25 AM

I tripped on the strairs in front of a lot of people. I got a permanent nick after that incident.

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04-16-2004, 02:30 AM

Originally posted by charly
I picked up this rather "plain" looking girl one night. Took her home, parents were away for the weekend, and proceeded to fuck her all night.

In the morning my brother walked into my bedroom sat on the end of the bed and the girl was so plain I hid under the covers. She was looking for a threesome with brothers, I was looking for a hole to swallow me up.

She was also a little over weight.

And, just remembered this one.

Was making a movie in Epping Forest, a wood outside London, and was doing a scene with a girl. Director said "ACTION" and I proceeded to do my act. All of a sudden a little dog walked by and started yapping, to be followed by a woman in tweeds who looked rather like the Queen Mum. She greeted the camere crew with a smile and a happy "Good Morning" Then turned to see what they were shooting. She glared and spat out, Good Morning"

I lost my erection.

Great stories! Was the camera rolling when the queen mum walked by? I'd hope that moment made it into a blooper reel!
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04-16-2004, 02:42 AM

Originally posted by shermsshack

It's always hillarious in the movies, but I could only imagine the feeling you had when you saw her standing there. How did the 2 friends react? Did your wife keep you or give you the boot?

Enquiring minds want to know!

Well, it's like a blur, 'couse I was in the middle of still being drunk and the start of the hangover, but she took it out on the friend first. They had a verbal catfight while I ran to the refrig and down a 16 once can of bud. The friend got dressed and left pretty fast.
The next 2 hours were up and down. There was a lot of crying, shouting, and piercing silence. We were both in our own denial.

We tried to work it out, but things were never the same and she left me a few months later.

Thinking back, I fucked up. She was a really good wife; pretty, smart, hardworking, and honest.

Advice: If you need to get some strange...don't do it were you shit.

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04-16-2004, 02:52 AM

I got a flat tire coming off the highway and stopped to repair it, so as I'm standing there on the side of the road with tire iron in one hand and a jack in the other my buddy decides that it would be cool to pull down my shorts, sunny summer day in white rock just off the strip (very busy). I have since started wearing underwear. It was more funny than embarrasing
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04-16-2004, 11:56 AM

Originally posted by DeadFidel

Well, it's like a blur, 'couse I was in the middle of still being drunk and the start of the hangover, but she took it out on the friend first. They had a verbal catfight while I ran to the refrig and down a 16 once can of bud. The friend got dressed and left pretty fast.
The next 2 hours were up and down. There was a lot of crying, shouting, and piercing silence. We were both in our own denial.

We tried to work it out, but things were never the same and she left me a few months later.

Thinking back, I fucked up. She was a really good wife; pretty, smart, hardworking, and honest.

Advice: If you need to get some strange...don't do it were you shit.

Funny the stuff I share with GFY.

Wow... Sorry to hear .
It's amazing how one fuckup can impact a life so hard.
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04-16-2004, 12:07 PM

Ok I was 12-13. I was going to a lil nightclub for teens back then called VIBE .

This night I was very drunk and a girl that's not too slim just get on me and start kissing me . My friend was laughing at me just 10 feets . Then she (I used babelfish for that word ... rot) belch in my face . I just pulled her on the ground and got the fuck out of there . Discusting .

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