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12-28-2004, 03:49 PM

They asked me If I have been getting my magazine I am at gold Status with them I havent got the fucking mag in 6 months so they ask for my credit card I said fuck you then they ask what I do I said Online adult industry then she asked got a website address so I gave her the address to one of my tgp's and she ask if she could work for me I said NO their's no money porn! now she all hitting on me telling me to come to vagas then she asked for my credit card number agine and I hung up!
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12-28-2004, 03:51 PM

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12-28-2004, 03:52 PM

You should have said yes...You just said no to sex.

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12-28-2004, 03:52 PM

LOL I am wired as hell sorry for this!
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12-28-2004, 04:28 PM

Originally posted by r3ap3r

You should have said yes...You just said no to sex.

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12-28-2004, 04:30 PM

Cool man. What was the TGP address?
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12-28-2004, 05:01 PM

Good thing...

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12-28-2004, 05:05 PM

haha you have a TGP now ... too funny

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12-28-2004, 05:06 PM

Got nothing better to do than make up stories eh?
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12-28-2004, 05:10 PM

And I got monkeys flying out of my ass

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12-28-2004, 06:07 PM

Originally posted by HKS

They asked me If I have been getting my magazine I am at gold Status with them I havent got the fucking mag in 6 months so they ask for my credit card I said fuck you then they ask what I do I said Online adult industry then she asked got a website address so I gave her the address to one of my tgp's and she ask if she could work for me I said NO their's no money porn! now she all hitting on me telling me to come to vagas then she asked for my credit card number agine and I hung up!

And then you woke up and posted on GFY.
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12-28-2004, 06:10 PM

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And I got monkeys flying out of my ass

please keep your ass monkeys off of the furniture m'kay? thanks
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12-28-2004, 06:11 PM

haha you know what, it was probably someone from gfy pranking you trying to get your cc#.

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12-28-2004, 06:12 PM

haha, thats funny. Good joke.
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12-28-2004, 06:13 PM

sounds like a scam to me
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12-28-2004, 06:13 PM

Thats a nice story, thnx.

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12-28-2004, 06:13 PM

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12-28-2004, 06:16 PM

shoulda told her lensman said you can have free mags for life
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12-28-2004, 06:16 PM

Somebody wake me when this thread is over.
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12-28-2004, 06:18 PM

Take a breath while you type.

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12-28-2004, 06:20 PM

too bad for some scam chicks.
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12-28-2004, 06:23 PM

wait a sec you are buying domains for 9$ and selling them for $20. but you can afford playboy subscription? i smell bullshit

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12-28-2004, 06:26 PM

Stay away from drugs and alcohol

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12-28-2004, 06:29 PM

And when you post again such a mice story can you please use some points and or comma's because its very hard to read without using point's and or comma's its like you write one long line . point ,comma

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12-28-2004, 06:43 PM

Dude is it possible for you to just tell the truth?

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04-13-2005, 03:42 PM

Originally posted by HKS

They asked me If I have been getting my magazine I am at gold Status with them I havent got the fucking mag in 6 months so they ask for my credit card I said fuck you then they ask what I do I said Online adult industry then she asked got a website address so I gave her the address to one of my tgp's and she ask if she could work for me I said NO their's no money porn! now she all hitting on me telling me to come to vagas then she asked for my credit card number agine and I hung up!

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04-13-2005, 04:47 PM

nice story
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04-13-2005, 05:47 PM

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04-13-2005, 05:49 PM

Originally posted by HKS

They asked me If I have been getting my magazine I am at gold Status with them I havent got the fucking mag in 6 months so they ask for my credit card I said fuck you then they ask what I do I said Online adult industry then she asked got a website address so I gave her the address to one of my tgp's and she ask if she could work for me I said NO their's no money porn! now she all hitting on me telling me to come to vagas then she asked for my credit card number agine and I hung up!

jesus man! take a fuckin breath!

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04-13-2005, 05:51 PM

I liked the other thread better when you said that you were going to leave.

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04-13-2005, 06:00 PM

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04-13-2005, 06:13 PM

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The GFY History of Kyle Hoppes
a.k.a. kak_azn
a.k.a. HKS
a.k.a. JimmyBones
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The first post - 05-13-04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=293461

Admitting he is a worthless piece of shit - 06/17/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=313948

Whoring himself out for $5/hour - 07/06/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=322430

Trying to get work again - 07/12/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=324966

Trying to get someone to give him a free domain - 07/21/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328881

Calling Rick Latona a scumbag - 07/21/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328925

Even though he didn't have money to buy a domain, he is telling everyone he got 28 sign ups in this thread - 07/24/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=330500

He was jacking off and came on his ear - 07/27/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=331906

He leaves GFY for good - 07/27/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=332105

Stupid joke (and he didn't leave) - 07/29/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=333046

The infamous "I bought a domain w00t!" thread - 07/31/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=334219

Trying to sell his domain, and also telling everyone he is leaving AGAIN - 08/07/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=337727

Claiming that he hates hahahahahahas - 04/10/05 -
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=454069

Wondering why he got his GigaCash account terminated
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=390379

Figuring out why GigaCash closed his account
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=439883

Professing his love for fingering his butthole while jacking off
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=441123

bitching about not getting his sig money
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=438674

wondering who is into atm on the board
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=453885

registering a porns website
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=393934

his petition to ban me
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=396949

selling proxy lists
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=392436

trying to buy a hit bot and a post bot
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391366

wanting to get fucked by web girls for sending traffic
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391422

trying to SCAM for webmaster referrals <---EXCELLENT reading about Kyle's scamming
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=433005

Wondering why he has to file taxes
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=416109

trying to scam people for 20,000 spam hits <---EXCELLENT
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=419405

Claiming playboy called him...makes up TONS of shit
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=409551

Asking for investors
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413920

wanting to rip off webmasters by using stolen passwords
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413185

Begging for money
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=405521

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04-13-2005, 06:15 PM

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04-13-2005, 06:19 PM

Sorry that was me.....give me your CC # NOW!!

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04-13-2005, 06:21 PM

This guy is fucking hilarious. The stories are just out of this world.
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04-13-2005, 07:10 PM

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08-10-2005, 07:13 PM

The GFY History of Kyle Hoppes
a.k.a. Funky Bastard
a.k.a. kak_azn
a.k.a. HKS
a.k.a. JimmyBones
-----------------------------------------------------------
The first post - 05-13-04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=293461

Admitting he is a worthless piece of shit - 06/17/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=313948

Whoring himself out for $5/hour - 07/06/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=322430

Trying to get work again - 07/12/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=324966

Trying to get someone to give him a free domain - 07/21/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328881

Calling Rick Latona a scumbag - 07/21/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328925

Even though he didn't have money to buy a domain, he is telling everyone he got 28 sign ups in this thread - 07/24/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=330500

He was jacking off and came on his ear - 07/27/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=331906

He leaves GFY for good - 07/27/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=332105

Stupid joke (and he didn't leave) - 07/29/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=333046

The infamous "I bought a domain w00t!" thread - 07/31/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=334219

Trying to sell his domain, and also telling everyone he is leaving AGAIN - 08/07/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=337727

Claiming that he hates hahahahahahas - 04/10/05 -
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=454069

Wondering why he got his GigaCash account terminated
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=390379

Figuring out why GigaCash closed his account
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=439883

Professing his love for fingering his butthole while jacking off
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=441123

bitching about not getting his sig money
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=438674

wondering who is into atm on the board
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=453885

registering a porns website
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=393934

his petition to ban me
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=396949

selling proxy lists
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=392436

trying to buy a hit bot and a post bot
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391366

wanting to get fucked by web girls for sending traffic
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391422

trying to SCAM for webmaster referrals <---EXCELLENT reading about Kyle's scamming

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=433005

Wondering why he has to file taxes
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=416109

trying to scam people for 20,000 spam hits <---EXCELLENT
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=419405

Claiming playboy called him...makes up TONS of shit
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=409551

Asking for investors
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413920

wanting to rip off webmasters by using stolen passwords
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413185

Begging for money
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=405521
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08-10-2005, 07:15 PM

what a pathetic little story

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08-10-2005, 07:23 PM

Originally posted by Funky Bastard

They asked me If I have been getting my magazine I am at gold Status with them I havent got the fucking mag in 6 months so they ask for my credit card I said fuck you then they ask what I do I said Online adult industry then she asked got a website address so I gave her the address to one of my tgp's and she ask if she could work for me I said NO their's no money porn! now she all hitting on me telling me to come to vagas then she asked for my credit card number agine and I hung up!

Yup and I was just walking down the street and saw 2 purple elephants jump in their plane and fly back to africa.

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08-10-2005, 11:10 PM

Originally posted by georgeyw

Yup and I was just walking down the street and saw 2 purple elephants jump in their plane and fly back to africa.

I think this one is more reliable.

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08-10-2005, 11:15 PM

i like to lie on the internet.

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08-10-2005, 11:17 PM

my cock is enormous

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08-10-2005, 11:22 PM

lol juicy busted this guy wide open.

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08-10-2005, 11:25 PM

They asked me If I have been getting my magazine I am at gold Status with them I havent got the fucking mag in 6 months so they ask for my credit card I said fuck you then they ask what I do I said Online adult industry then she asked got a website address so I gave her the address to one of my tgp's and she ask if she could work for me I said NO their's no money porn! now she all hitting on me telling me to come to vagas then she asked for my credit card number agine and I hung up!

i would have done the same thing if i were in your shoes.

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08-10-2005, 11:42 PM

Has anyone ever offered you a glass of Shut The Fuck Up? If not I've got a few bottles of it here for you, hell I'll even ship em to you for free. Give me the address to your doublewide in the trailer park.

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08-11-2005, 10:53 AM

Originally posted by georgeyw

Yup and I was just walking down the street and saw 2 purple elephants jump in their plane and fly back to africa.

and what elegant elephants those were...Funky, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SNORTING??? put DOWN the crackpipe and the rolled up bill...please!

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08-11-2005, 11:01 AM

Good thing you said no... fucking the fat chick behind the desk will get you no closer to sucking Hefners cocknballs.
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08-11-2005, 11:01 AM

I'll say it again.... I like Kyle's threads. They provide great comic relief during the day. Funky.. have you posted a picture of yourself? I'm dying to know what you look like.

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