I had a fun encounter today!

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  • TekayRoyal
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2004
    • 930
    #1

    I had a fun encounter today!

    This idiot lady driving her SL500 today cuts me off and sends me off the road. So after i get my ride back onto the road it turns out we were headed to the same place, Chipotle. So when I arrive I see her parking her car, and I proceeded to park next to her. As she gets out of her car this is how the conversation goes....

    ME: did you know that you just ran me off the road

    HER: so what (this got me angry)

    ME: "so what", i should fucking slap you for being such a stupid bitch. I guess it would only matter had I hit a telephone pole or something, huh?

    HER: (she is in my face now) do you know who the fuck you're talking to. My dad will sue your ass just for talking to me like that. Who the fuck do you think you are.

    ME: (realizing this is going no where I responded) I'm Rick James bitch. Enjoy yourself.

    HER: What? Do you think you're funny?

    ME: (laughing at this point) Sweety, go fuck yourself! You're one load that should have been swallowed! So fuck your daddy!

    HER: (crying, getting back into her car and leaving)



    Needless to say, I am on this board so much "go fuck yourself" was on the tip of my tongue, and I unleashed it. And chipotle was good by the way.
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    • MandyBlake
      The one and only!
      • Nov 2002
      • 17761
      #2
      How old was she? Like 18?
      My dad is gonna beat you up..
      pathetic!
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        • Illicit
          wtf ?
          • Dec 2003
          • 11895
          #3
          ever since I started reading this board, go fuck yourself is usually the first thing I say to people...

          curious to know who her daddy was?
          Insert Sig Here

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            • AnalProbe
              pain in the Ass
              • Jan 2004
              • 3727
              #4
              I would have fucked her on the backseat of the SL500.

              But hey, that's just me...

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                • TekayRoyal
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 930
                  #5
                  Originally posted by ajpiii
                  ever since I started reading this board, go fuck yourself is usually the first thing I say to people...

                  curious to know who her daddy was?
                  I'm curious too. she was like 25-30 yrs. old. I'm assuming either she had some loot or her dad did. But who cares who your dad is, be responsible for your own actions, right?

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                    • MandyBlake
                      The one and only!
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 17761
                      #6
                      Originally posted by TekayRoyal


                      I'm curious too. she was like 25-30 yrs. old. I'm assuming either she had some loot or her dad did. But who cares who your dad is, be responsible for your own actions, right?
                      Exactly. That's why I assumed she was around 18.
                      People suck.
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                      Her First Fat Girl
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                        • TekayRoyal
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 930
                          #7
                          Originally posted by MandyBlake


                          Exactly. That's why I assumed she was around 18.
                          People suck.
                          no shit! I only got so pissed cuz I almost died in a car accident on Feb. 1st. My girl is in a wheel chair until June because of stupidity like this.

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                            • n3in
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 1377
                              #8
                              damn, thats some funny shit. good work, set that bitch straight.
                              My sig was changed cause I don't know how to read the rules on this page

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                                • TekayRoyal
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 930
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by n3in
                                  damn, thats some funny shit. good work, set that bitch straight.
                                  apparently i did! Now I realize all this materialistic shit i see around here is just a front for people.

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                                    • Steve
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 6894
                                      #10
                                      1) practice defensive driving
                                      2) stop hassling women - even stupid bitches that cut your ass off

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                                        • TekayRoyal
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2004
                                          • 930
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Steve
                                          1) practice defensive driving
                                          2) stop hassling women - even stupid bitches that cut your ass off
                                          1. did u read? at what point of the story wasn't i driving defensive
                                          2. go through what I did, at you wouldn't be saying what you did

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                                            • brizzad
                                              holla
                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 11769
                                              #12
                                              im rick james bitch

                                              that added a nice touch to the convo

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                                                • HomeTown_Hero
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                  • 415
                                                  #13
                                                  i love pissing off people that do stupid shit. when i had my old car i was crossing a small bridge and some lady was literally a foot off my bumper, i slowed down to make the turn and she hit. so when i pull off the side of the road she starts screaming. me and my friend went off yelling about she had a dried up crusty hahahaha and all kinds of sick shit, and she called the police in tears. we just said fuck it and left because we had a party to goto
                                                  fuck you

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                                                    • TekayRoyal
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                      • 930
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by HomeTown_Hero
                                                      i love pissing off people that do stupid shit. when i had my old car i was crossing a small bridge and some lady was literally a foot off my bumper, i slowed down to make the turn and she hit. so when i pull off the side of the road she starts screaming. me and my friend went off yelling about she had a dried up crusty hahahaha and all kinds of sick shit, and she called the police in tears. we just said fuck it and left because we had a party to goto
                                                      I hope hit and run rules don't apply there

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