Chris: Well, sure.
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Old Man: Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles.Comment
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Chris: No, thanks. I gotta get going.Comment
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Old Man: Don't make me beg now.Comment
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Chris: You're funny. Bye.Comment
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Old Man: Get your fat ass back here.Comment
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Peter Griffin: Well, they live in a crummy neighborhood.Comment
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Brian Griffin: The Bradys?Comment
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Peter Griffin: Oh, hell yeah. They got robbers, thugs, drug dealers ah, you name it.Comment
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[Aunt Jemimah pops up in the window with a plate of pancakes]Comment
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Aunt Jemimah: You folks want some pancakes?Comment
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Peter Griffin: No thank you. See, that's the worse we got is, uh Jemimah's Witnesses.Comment
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Peter Griffin: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you, very homosexually.Comment
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[showing his crotch to Peter]Comment
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Glen Quagmire: Does this look like a Q to you?Comment
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Peter Griffin: Oh, I hate it when your mother worries. She usually says things like "I told you so" and "Stop doing that, I'm asleep."Comment
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Peter Griffin: Hey, that's my kid.Comment
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Diet Institute Worker: Oh sorry.Comment
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Diet Institute Worker: Hey, don't worry, it's just a really fat kid.Comment
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[Stewie and Brian are trying to sleep in a motel, a drug deal is heard in the next room]Comment
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Drug Buyer: You got the stuff?Comment
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Drug Dealer: Yeah I got it, where's the money, huh? I wanna see the money.Comment
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Drug Buyer: No, no, no, you don't see the money 'till I see the stuff.Comment
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Stewie Griffin: Oh, for God's sake, does anyone wait to put an end to this nuisance.Comment
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[yelling]Comment
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Stewie Griffin: HE'S WEARING A WIRE.Comment
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Drug Dealer: What? You son of a...Comment
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[gunshots are heard following by a "body drop" sound effect]Comment
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Peter Griffin: Brothers and sisters fighting is as natural as a white mans dialogue in a Spike Lee movie.Comment
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Chris Griffin: Where do you think you go when you die?Comment
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Southern boy: I learned from church that if you're good you go to heaven but if you're bad, you go to a place where the dead believe they're still living and they pray for death but death won't come.Comment
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Chris Griffin: UPN?Comment
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[Peter is receiving communion]Comment
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Peter Griffin: Wow, is that really the blood of Christ?Comment
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Preacher: Yes.Comment
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[Peter is trying to potty-train Stewie]Comment
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Peter Griffin: You know, I oughta just give you some beer. Goes straight through you.Comment
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Stewie Griffin: [sarcastic] Wonderful. And while we're at it, we can light up a doobie and watch porn.Comment
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Peter Griffin: Eh... yeah?Comment
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Lois Griffin: Peter, Stewie peed on the carpet again.Comment
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Peter Griffin: Do... do I hit 'im?Comment
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Peter Griffin: Since I took over as President our profits have been higher than Alyssa Milano.Comment
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Alyssa Milano: Of all the cheap shots... Joel!Comment
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Joel: I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm suing, I'm suing.Comment
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[Charles Lindbugh has just accidentally flushed his baby down the toilet while potty training]Comment
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Charles Lindburgh: OK, don't panic. He was kidnapped. You go phone the police, I'll write the note.Comment
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Mrs. Lindburgh: [pointing at Amelia Earhart] But what about Amelia? She saw everything.Comment
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Charles Lindburgh: You leave her to me...Comment
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Glen Quagmire: Hi, Meg. Eighteen yet?Comment
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Meg Griffin: No.Comment
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