Life Savers
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first
graders,using a bowl of lifesavers,one at a time, and asked them
to identify them by color and flavor. The children began to say: Red---cherry/Yellow---lemon/Green---lime/Orange---orange.
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After
eating them for a few moments none of the children could indentify the taste.
Well, he said, I'll give you a clue,it's what your mother sometimes calls you dad.
One little looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled,"oh my
God!!!
They're Assholes!"
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first
graders,using a bowl of lifesavers,one at a time, and asked them
to identify them by color and flavor. The children began to say: Red---cherry/Yellow---lemon/Green---lime/Orange---orange.
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After
eating them for a few moments none of the children could indentify the taste.
Well, he said, I'll give you a clue,it's what your mother sometimes calls you dad.
One little looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled,"oh my
God!!!
They're Assholes!"
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