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  • $tandaman
    Pimping 8EZ
    • Jun 2001
    • 3530
    #1

    Funny Email Of The Day :)))

    Tuesday 13th of April 2004 05:42:41 PM

    Name: Ryan Campbell
    Company:
    Email: [email protected]
    Phone:
    Contact Method: email
    Inquiry: I'm a man looking for a chance to be a porn star. I'm 18 and I dont want to be in any man on man movies. I want to be the worlds number one porn star so please let me know if you want a white male that stands 6'1" and will be sertan tipes of movies i have a 6" cock and i will get a bigger one if nesasery.

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    feel free to send him an email
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    • sam from montreal
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2003
      • 296
      #2
      muhahaha
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        • Mr. Marks
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2001
          • 7517
          #3

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            • RedMonkey
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2003
              • 204
              #4
              I get some real funny ones too, sending me cock pics ans shit, I tell them sure I have work for them, and I desribe the "gimp" scene in pulp fiction. That usually turns them away. The fucking get on my nerves, or I tell them save about 10K and do it yourself, then you can be your own star, lol. The dont seem tp uinderstand that, "not looking for males" means not looking for males. Lol, fucking idiots

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                • Myst
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 4708
                  #5
                  damn i should give out my email address on my site, i want some laughs
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                    • Adultnet
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 8713
                      #6
                      fun ...


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                        • jpwhits
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 1045
                          #7
                          shit where is this mystical place where i can trade in cock for a bigger one? i want a ticket there asap
                          ))<>((

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                            • Ash@phpFX
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 4292
                              #8
                              lol he will get a bigger cock, tell him you will hire him if he grows it an inch then start selling him penis pills

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                                • Wrestlingdiva
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 182
                                  #9
                                  Aww give the kid a chance. Its sounds like he don't get none anyway.

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                                    • Firehorse
                                      Desire it and have it!!!
                                      • Apr 2002
                                      • 30767
                                      #10
                                      He needs FastSize!
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                                        • Lykos
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 31027
                                          #11
                                          Haha

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                                            • ChewbaCreative
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 1118
                                              #12
                                              if you have any porn stars vacancy just let me know - im a new Ron Jeremy!

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                                                • okny
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                  • 5761
                                                  #13
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                                                    • Manowar
                                                      jellyfish  
                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                      • 71528
                                                      #14
                                                      what does he mean, he'll get a bigger one if necessary. Go down the dick shop and buy a new one, hand fitted ?

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                                                        • Michaelious
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 6720
                                                          #15
                                                          wot a sad sad man, he's 6"1 but is dick is 6cm lol

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                                                            • Ron-AWE
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                              • 301
                                                              #16
                                                              He might have seen the movie 'Boogie nights' too many times..

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                                                                • klik
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                                  • 5092
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Michaelious
                                                                  wot a sad sad man, he's 6"1 but is dick is 6cm lol
                                                                  pretty sure he meant inches..

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                                                                    • Goose
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                      • 5725
                                                                      #18
                                                                      lol he thinks of moving mountains with his 18 years... kids...
                                                                      ICQ: 52410619

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                                                                        • Scott McD
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                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                          • 67792
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Answer my e-mail god dammit


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