I watch the Bill Hicks DVD yesterday

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  • Violetta
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    • Jul 2004
    • 28735

    #1

    I watch the Bill Hicks DVD yesterday

    ... and I laught my ass off. It HILARIOUS. He sure was the funniest man on earth.
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  • xclusive
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    • Apr 2004
    • 35218

    #2
    I don't think i ever heard of him i'll check him out thanks...

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    • BlackCrayon
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      • Jun 2003
      • 19634

      #3
      i have to pick that up soon, thanks for reminding me.
      you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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      • Violetta
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        • Jul 2004
        • 28735

        #4
        "you think that drugs haven't done anything good in this world? Well, then do me a favour: Go home and BURN all your records! Because trust me, they were all REEEEALLY high on drugs. The Beatles were so high they even let Ringo Starr sing some songs.

        ... we all live in a yellow submarin, yellow submarine, yellow tambourine"

        -Bill Hicks, Revalations.
        M&A Queen

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        • Corona
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2002
          • 2185

          #5
          Originally posted by Rockatansky
          ... and I laught my ass off. It HILARIOUS. He sure was the funniest man on earth.
          What DVD did you watch?

          I have every album but didn't know there were any DVDs.


          Because you know if you play New Kids on the Block albums backwards they sound better. "Oh come on, Bill, they're the New Kids, don't pick on them, they're so good and they're so clean cut and they're such a good image for the children." Fuck that! When did mediocrity and banality become a good image for your children? I want my children to listen to people who fucking ROCKED! I don't care if they died in puddles of their own vomit! I want someone who plays from his fucking HEART! -- Bill Hicks
          I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
          And heaven knows I'm miserable now

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          • dozey
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            • Nov 2004
            • 552

            #6
            That is my big fear in life, doing smoking jokes in my act and showing up 3 years from now. (rough smoking voice) Goodevening everybody, remember me?... I was wrong.. Smoking is real fuckin bad for you

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            • dozey
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2004
              • 552

              #7
              I'm bill hicks and I'm dead now. Because I smoke cigarettes. Cigarettes didnt kill me, a bunch of non smokers kicked the shit out of me one night. I tried to run, they had more energy than I. I tried to hide but they heard me wheezing.

              Ah fuck that guy is funny.

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              • Corona
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2002
                • 2185

                #8
                No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. But I'll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I'll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it's not a very popular idea, you don't hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth: I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day -- Bill Hicks
                I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
                And heaven knows I'm miserable now

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