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  • NoCarrier
    We need more free porn
    • Mar 2002
    • 16356
    #1

    Machine that gives you an electronic drug-like experience.

    WTF is that shit!? I started a thread about this but looks like it was not "catchy" enough. I wanted to know more about this thing. hahaha..

    Are you ready to experience the future of digital pleasure? Simply attach the clips to your earlobes, turn on, and trip-out! Experience feelings of inebriation, psychedelic visuals, extreme relaxation, floating sensations, intense endorphin releases, all culminating in a relaxed yet alert euphoric state. It's a completely electronic drug-like experience and it's entirely safe, legal, and beneficial in so many ways!


    http://www.voodoomachine.com/
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    • Project-Shadow
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2003
      • 7340
      #2
      Beneficially 404 ^_^

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        • Stud Money
          So Fucking Banned
          • Sep 2003
          • 3214
          #3
          How much pot could you buy with $120 these days?

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            • NoCarrier
              We need more free porn
              • Mar 2002
              • 16356
              #4
              Originally posted by Project-Shadow
              Beneficially 404 ^_^
              It's up for me. U might want to test ur DNS servers

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                • Triple 6
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 5394
                  #5
                  what an incredibly STUPID name for such a product.
                  SIG TOO SMALL! Maximum 1200x600 button and no more than 30 text lines of ALL SIZES and COLORS. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 6240x4800 instead of a 1024x800.

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                    • gornyhuy
                      Chafed.
                      • May 2002
                      • 18041
                      #6
                      they even have an affiliate program...

                      I don't know if I'd be comfortable giving myself fucking shock therapy for recreational purposes.

                      icq:159548293

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                        • NoCarrier
                          We need more free porn
                          • Mar 2002
                          • 16356
                          #7
                          Originally posted by gornyhuy
                          they even have an affiliate program...

                          I don't know if I'd be comfortable giving myself fucking shock therapy for recreational purposes.
                          Yeah.. They say it's safe, but I'm not so sure I'd try it! haha

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                            • candyflip
                              Carpe Visio
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 43073
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Stud Money
                              How much pot could you buy with $120 these days?
                              $80-120 is the going rate for 1/4 of the kind.

                              Weed costs about $50-80 an oz.

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                                • Stud Money
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Sep 2003
                                  • 3214
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by candyflip


                                  $80-120 is the going rate for 1/4 of the kind.

                                  Weed costs about $50-80 an oz.
                                  Spoken like a true connoisseur

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                                    • NBDesign
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2003
                                      • 5814
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Stud Money
                                      How much pot could you buy with $120 these days?
                                      in Arizona... about 2 1/2 oz maybe 3

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                                        • maxjohan
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 7219
                                          #11
                                          looks great, where can I buy the teleporter?

                                          looking for a time machine too..where can I get one?

                                          http://paulbeard.no-ip.org/movablety...es/000243.html

                                          I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

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                                            • maxjohan
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 7219
                                              #12
                                              I feel ripped off. in NO WAY did i get any visuals of any sort, In no way was i floating or for that matter even heavy, all i got out of it was an annoying buzz and pil like feelings on the ear, followed by a little bit of a relaxed state, if you some kind of anxeity riddled nerotic this may work for you, but if you want it to get off drugs or as even a drug trip you are at the 100 percent wrong place, the shipping sucked and im down 100 bucks i wish I had just bought some dam pot, oh and sex wasnt better I SWEAR DO NOT FALL VICTUM TO THIS 4 WEEKS OF WAITING ONLY TO BE THROWN INTO A FIT OF ANGER this product is worth at most 5 bucks thats prolly all ill get for it, i would be better off running out side the invisible fence with a dog coller, at least those f&*king work



                                              http://paulbeard.no-ip.org/movablety...es/000243.html
                                              I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

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                                                • playa
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                  • 6432
                                                  #13
                                                  i get that same feeling when a Hot chick kisses on my ears also,

                                                  But damn at alittle over $100, this machine is a heck of alot cheaper

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                                                    • american pervert
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                      • 6840
                                                      #14
                                                      I've tries it..nothing special.. kinda felt woosy, my friend saw some spots.. whatever
                                                      I can resist everything except temptation

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                                                        • Baal
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 696
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                                          Are you ready to experience the future of digital pleasure? Simply attach the clips to your earlobes, turn on, and trip-out! Experience feelings of inebriation, psychedelic visuals, extreme relaxation, floating sensations, intense endorphin releases, all culminating in a relaxed yet alert euphoric state. It's a completely electronic drug-like experience and it's entirely safe, legal, and beneficial in so many ways!


                                                          http://www.voodoomachine.com/
                                                          When I was a kid, I stuck my finger in an electrical outlet. The sensation was similar:

                                                          feelings of inebriation: Well, I felt dizzy while being electrocuted; that's pretty close.
                                                          psychedelic visuals: I did indeed see stars.
                                                          extreme relaxation: My entire hand went completely numb for about 15 minutes after, so I'd say that it must have been so relaxed that it fell asleep.
                                                          floating sensations: I jumped about a foot in the air upon being shocked, so I did become airborne.
                                                          intense endorphin releases: After the adrenaline wore off, I felt the endorphins kick in.
                                                          all culminating in a relaxed yet alert euphoric state: I was extremely euphoric that I was still alive.

                                                          So I'd say that sticking your finger in an electrical socket is pretty much the same thing, except that it's a lot cheaper!

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                                                            • deniska
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Mar 2001
                                                              • 1053
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Stud Money
                                                              How much pot could you buy with $120 these days?
                                                              1/4 oz

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                                                                • Mogulman
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                  • 568
                                                                  #17
                                                                  That product sounds like the biggest fuckin' gimmick since the Clapper. Or that stuff in High Times, Salvia D. - the legal, herbal weed. Bullshit, it's all bullshit.

                                                                  Want to find out what this little toy is like? Send me the $ and see what happens. Same damn thing - nothing. But hey, I like money so send it over...I'll fuck ya.

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                                                                    • Fu-Q
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                      • 1546
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Mogulman
                                                                      That product sounds like the biggest fuckin' gimmick since the Clapper. Or that stuff in High Times, Salvia D. - the legal, herbal weed. Bullshit, it's all bullshit.

                                                                      Want to find out what this little toy is like? Send me the $ and see what happens. Same damn thing - nothing. But hey, I like money so send it over...I'll fuck ya.
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                                                                        • Mogulman
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                          • 568
                                                                          #19
                                                                          haha, I should have seen that one coming.

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                                                                            • Fu-Q
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                              • 1546
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Mogulman
                                                                              haha, I should have seen that one coming.
                                                                              all in good fun my friend
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                                                                                • TheDoc
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                  • 13827
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Mogulman
                                                                                  That product sounds like the biggest fuckin' gimmick since the Clapper. Or that stuff in High Times, Salvia D. - the legal, herbal weed. Bullshit, it's all bullshit.

                                                                                  Want to find out what this little toy is like? Send me the $ and see what happens. Same damn thing - nothing. But hey, I like money so send it over...I'll fuck ya.
                                                                                  Weed and Salvia are not even in the same category. While legal for now, Salvia makes you hallucinate for 2 minutes to 10 minutes in length. No gimmick, smoke more, a huge bowl of it and your trips will come true.

                                                                                  Most people that smoke it a few times never touch it again as what they see was enough.

                                                                                  VooDoo machine can help some people, it does not say it will for everyone. Many say it does work while others say it wont. Just like normal drugs, you have to change the dose and type at times to make it work on different people.
                                                                                  ~TheDoc - ICQ7765825
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                                                                                    • VoodooMagick
                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                                      • 30
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Geez. Thanks TheDoc! Some actual intelligent sensible advice.

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                                                                                        • Scootermuze
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                                          • 4513
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          It's just a tens machine...

                                                                                          How 'bout one for $22.00

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                                                                                            • Doctor Dre
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                              • 51692
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Stud Money
                                                                                              How much pot could you buy with $120 these days?
                                                                                              I can get more then an OZ for that price
                                                                                              Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                                • stev0
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                                                  • 6801
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  i've heard of that thing.. it's bullshit

                                                                                                  Machines wont get you high, stick to drugs.

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                                                                                                    • Doctor Dre
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                                      • 51692
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      That looks cheezy ... What does it do so great ? Only audio ?
                                                                                                      Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                                      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                                        • VoodooMagick
                                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                                                          • 30
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                                                                          That looks cheezy ... What does it do so great ? Only audio ?
                                                                                                          No man, it's not audio... it's "cranial electro stimulation" CES.. google it.
                                                                                                          I can hook you up man.. i'm pretty sure I know you.. you're in ed.ab.ca, right?

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                                                                                                            • GigaRoss
                                                                                                              Porn To ROCK!
                                                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                                                              • 4357
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Weed and Salvia are not even in the same category. While legal for now, Salvia makes you hallucinate for 2 minutes to 10 minutes in length. No gimmick, smoke more, a huge bowl of it and your trips will come true"

                                                                                                              Salvia is legal and great!
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                                                                                                                • neewwman
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                  • 1737
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  looks like bullshit to me.

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                                                                                                                    • Napolean
                                                                                                                      Misanthropic Egalitarian
                                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                      • 4330
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      http://www.insolitology.com/organized/voodoo.htm
                                                                                                                      HAH! FOUND IT FRIS

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                                                                                                                        • Living For Today
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                          • 3970
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          that looks pretty fuckin stupid to me.

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                                                                                                                            • Oracle Porn
                                                                                                                              Affiliate
                                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                              • 24433
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              buy me one and ill try it myself.


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