haha i fucking totalled my faggy scooter goin 45mph in a GHB-induced haze.... slid 4 lanes across an intersection on my arms and head... luckily had a helmet on which probably saved my life... my whole arm is road rashedand the G i took right before leaving my friend's house is kickin in so I can't feel shit...
obviously i'm not the brightest fucker in the world, and this should go without saying, but don't 'drink' and drive... and ALWAYS wear a helmet...
carry on...
obviously i'm not the brightest fucker in the world, and this should go without saying, but don't 'drink' and drive... and ALWAYS wear a helmet...
carry on...

and my bank account just gets bigger



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