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  • AnalProbe
    pain in the Ass
    • Jan 2004
    • 3727
    #1

    10 reasons to go to work naked

    -1- No one ever steals your chair.

    -2- Gives ?bad hair day? a whole new meaning

    -3- Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

    -4- People stop stealing your pens after they?ve seen where you keep them.

    -5- You want to see if it?s like the dream.

    -6- To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.

    ?I?d love to chip it?but I left my wallet in my pants.?

    -7- Inventive way to finally meet that ?special? person in Human Resources.

    -8- Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

    -9- And?.drum roll please?the number one reason to go to work naked?


    -10- Your boss will never say, ?I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!? ever again!



    It's probably better to be an adult webmaster... naked all day.
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    • Raf1
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Oct 2003
      • 12117
      #2
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        • hova
          Traffillionaire
          • Jan 2002
          • 22430
          #3
          Originally posted by AnalProbe
          -4- People stop stealing your pens after they?ve seen where you keep them.
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            • More Booze
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2004
              • 5116
              #4
              121 reasons NOT to go to work naked.


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              x8

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                • liquidmoe
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 4994
                  #5
                  121 is not divisible by 8 so you cant do x8 ok mang!?!


                  Sorry, at one point I was a math major.

                  Take Luck!

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                    • Creative
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 1252
                      #6
                      Originally posted by liquidmoe

                      Sorry, at one point I was a math major.

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                        • DR_PHIL
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 4099
                          #7
                          10 good reasons!

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