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  • directfiesta
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2002
    • 30235
    #1

    Blonde Joke....

    A blonde went into a worldwide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "But I don't have that much money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother".
    The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect) "Anything?" he asked. "Yes, yes,
    anything" the blonde promised.
    'Well then, just follow me," said the man as he walked towards the next room.
    The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. "Come in and close the door," the man said. She did. He then said, "Now get on your knees".
    She did. "Now take down my zipper". She did. "Now go ahead ... take it out.." he said. She reached it and grabbed it with both hands.... then paused. The man closed his eyes and whispered "Well.. go ahead".
    The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it.. and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said, "Hello mom, can you hear me?"



    Hehe: "Talk to the dick" ...
    I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

    But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....
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    • Oracle Porn
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      • Oct 2002
      • 24433
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        • directfiesta
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Oct 2002
          • 30235
          #3
          OK, another " dumb blond " joke ( sorry girls. it's only a joke)

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          A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.
          The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"
          Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed.
          The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend".
          The blonde said "No. A bet's a bet".
          So the redhead said "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money".
          The blonde replied "well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"

          I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

          But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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            • DR_PHIL
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2002
              • 4099
              #4
              ohh yeah haha

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                • Spunky
                  I need a beer
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 133978
                  #5
                  The first one was better

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                    • directfiesta
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 30235
                      #6
                      lol:

                      How does a blonde turn on the lights after sex?
                      She opens the car door.


                      I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                      But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                        • directfiesta
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 30235
                          #7
                          How do you know when a blonde has used your computer?

                          There's whiteout on the screen.
                          I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                          But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                            • KMR Stitch
                              I am cool
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 14494
                              #8
                              There was a blonde burnett and redhead on the tallest building...

                              If all 3 jumped off who would land last...



                              The blonde... She would stop and ask directions

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                                • Nanda
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 5310
                                  #9
                                  A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?"
                                  The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

                                  The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

                                  The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don''t sell to blondes."

                                  She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"
                                  "Because that is not a TV, it''s a microwave."
                                  My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
                                  He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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                                    • Nanda
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 5310
                                      #10
                                      What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
                                      A brunette with bad breath.
                                      My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
                                      He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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                                        • Nanda
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2003
                                          • 5310
                                          #11
                                          How can you tell a blond has been working at a computer?
                                          There is white out all over the screen.
                                          My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
                                          He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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                                            • Nanda
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 5310
                                              #12
                                              Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."
                                              The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"
                                              My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
                                              He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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                                                • maxdaname
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 5193
                                                  #13

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                                                    • Ash@phpFX
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                      • 4292
                                                      #14
                                                      what do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?




                                                      pregnant.

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                                                        • riosluts
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                          • 5250
                                                          #15
                                                          hahah great reads. thx for the posts

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