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Top 10 things you DONT want to hear from your Sponsor

04-10-2004, 01:13 AM

10. Which shave percentage would you be happy with? 20% and hosted galleries or 10% and no hosted galleries or free content.

09. Cheques cost us 10cents to hahahahaha, we will deduct 10cents from your payout to compensate.

08. We now have free content available, however, you will need to buy a license to use it.

07. Earn up to $40 per sale. $3/each sale for the first 150 sales. After your 150th sale in the pay period all sales will be upgraded to $40/sale.

06. Our affiliate system messed up this pay period, and averaged everyones sales off. We have 1000 affiliates and 4000 sales were made this pay period. Everyone will recieve payment for 4 (4000/1000)sales each.

05. Sorry we have lost your details, please signup as a new affiliate and start promoting us from scratch.

04. Sorry you are converting so bad, but this pay period our newbie webmaster turned the shave function on an extra time than normal.

03. We have had to cancel your account, as we no longer accept TGP traffic

02. Your account as been cancelled as you have not put our name in your GFY sig.

01. Instead of payout with the usual 7 days after the pay period finishes payments. Due to tax reasons you will now be paid out 365days after each pay period. Sorry for any inconveniences.

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04-10-2004, 01:15 AM

07. Earn up to $40 per sale. $3/each sale for the first 150 sales. After your 150th sale in the pay period all sales will be upgraded to $40/sale.
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04-10-2004, 01:15 AM

sorry it's was a glitch

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04-10-2004, 01:23 AM

We're redirecting all your traffic to a ppc page.. oops. Ars already did that.
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04-10-2004, 01:24 AM

Originally posted by Sylver7
We're redirecting all your traffic to a ppc page.. oops. Ars already did that.

LOL

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04-10-2004, 01:25 AM

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03. We have had to cancel your account, as we no longer accept TGP traffic

sponsors should start doing it, or at least pay less for joins from tgp traffic !

oa maybe is a sponsor pay now $30 per join, they should start paying $25 for tgp traffic but $35 for any other kind of traffic

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04-10-2004, 01:27 AM

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
sponsors should start doing it, or at least pay less for joins from tgp traffic !

oa maybe is a sponsor pay now $30 per join, they should start paying $25 for tgp traffic but $35 for any other kind of traffic

hmm i think most of the traffic sponsors get is from tgp
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04-10-2004, 01:27 AM

Announces the end of an era with the closing of our program and redirecting all of your traffic

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04-10-2004, 01:27 AM

Originally posted by Corleone

hmm i think most of the traffic sponsors get is from tgp

arer you sure?
how about se's, free sites etc.?

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04-10-2004, 01:46 AM

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
arer you sure?
how about se's, free sites etc.?

sure they're sending alot ;) but check the top 20 on sextracker.. they're sending tons of clicks (own, banner, listed galleries ) to sponsors... + the other 20000 tgps ;) and thousands of gallery makers
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04-10-2004, 01:57 AM

I have a sponsor I make about 15 sign ups a day with. I told them I could make more if they give me a nice bonus. Fuckers never even bothered to respond. I have resend the email 3 times to different emailadresses.
If they say no its ok...but not answering to an affilate bringing in 15 signups a day is just bloody disrespectful.

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04-10-2004, 02:00 AM

09. Cheques cost us 10cents to hahahahaha, we will deduct 10cents from your payout to compensate.

I really care less about 10 cents ... seriously

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I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
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04-10-2004, 02:01 AM

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
sponsors should start doing it, or at least pay less for joins from tgp traffic !

oa maybe is a sponsor pay now $30 per join, they should start paying $25 for tgp traffic but $35 for any other kind of traffic

Would be hard as fuck to monitor it and the ones that wouldn't do it woul dget all the tgp guys.

Originally posted by rayadp05

I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
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04-10-2004, 02:02 AM

Originally posted by Pornopat
I have a sponsor I make about 15 sign ups a day with. I told them I could make more if they give me a nice bonus. Fuckers never even bothered to respond. I have resend the email 3 times to different emailadresses.
If they say no its ok...but not answering to an affilate bringing in 15 signups a day is just bloody disrespectful.

You should drop them right AWAY and exposte them here . Fucking assholes with no support don't deserve to have webmasters sending them signups

Originally posted by rayadp05

I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
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04-10-2004, 02:04 AM

Originally posted by EddiePulp
07. Earn up to $40 per sale. $3/each sale for the first 150 sales. After your 150th sale in the pay period all sales will be upgraded to $40/sale.

So true, so true
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04-10-2004, 02:05 AM

Originally posted by Doctor Dre

Would be hard as fuck to monitor it and the ones that wouldn't do it woul dget all the tgp guys.

maybe when you sign up, you tell them if you will be sending traffic from tgp's or not...and that would refglect your payout.
When you sign up for a "no tgp traffic" account and they see a sale coming form a gallery or tgp, they terminate you...

That would be easy as fuck

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04-10-2004, 02:06 AM

Originally posted by Doctor Dre

You should drop them right AWAY and exposte them here . Fucking assholes with no support don't deserve to have webmasters sending them signups

i would rather send my traffic to a sponsor that converts and is hard to contact then to send it to sponsors that dont convert for shit and will do whatever you want. i'm currently in the same boat as him (might even be the same sponsor). but until i find a sponsor that can convert as good on the traffic im sending them ill keep them.

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04-10-2004, 02:06 AM

Originally posted by Doctor Dre

You should drop them right AWAY and exposte them here . Fucking assholes with no support don't deserve to have webmasters sending them signups

I am waiting for them to discover the webmasterboards. I will be all over them if they ever say something on a board about their 'excellent"support.

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04-10-2004, 02:07 AM

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
maybe when you sign up, you tell them if you will be sending traffic from tgp's or not...and that would refglect your payout.
When you sign up for a "no tgp traffic" account and they see a sale coming form a gallery or tgp, they terminate you...

That would be easy as fuck

that will never happen. my sponsors i send a mix of tgp and SE traffic. if a sponsor had that rule i wouldnt even sign up.

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04-10-2004, 10:59 AM

1a. "Because we just discovered that you've turned on the traffic and are sending us a ton of signups - we've just turned up the shave on you big-time, figuring there's no way you would know what your traffic should be doing with us, and you won't realize what's going on. Thanks for the support!"

(hopefully the sponsor in question who did this over the last four days will see this and respond before the traffic goes somewhere else....)

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04-10-2004, 11:09 AM

It was a glitch

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04-10-2004, 11:40 AM

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
sponsors should start doing it, or at least pay less for joins from tgp traffic !

oa maybe is a sponsor pay now $30 per join, they should start paying $25 for tgp traffic but $35 for any other kind of traffic

why?
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04-10-2004, 11:42 AM

Originally posted by Pornopat
I have a sponsor I make about 15 sign ups a day with. I told them I could make more if they give me a nice bonus. Fuckers never even bothered to respond. I have resend the email 3 times to different emailadresses.
If they say no its ok...but not answering to an affilate bringing in 15 signups a day is just bloody disrespectful.

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04-10-2004, 11:44 AM

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
maybe when you sign up, you tell them if you will be sending traffic from tgp's or not...and that would refglect your payout.
When you sign up for a "no tgp traffic" account and they see a sale coming form a gallery or tgp, they terminate you...

That would be easy as fuck

what would be the point? and why would anyone do that? or why should they do it?
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04-10-2004, 05:41 PM

For those that missed it

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04-10-2004, 05:44 PM

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04-10-2004, 05:45 PM

Originally posted by EddiePulp
08. We now have free content available, however, you will need to buy a license to use it.

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