Had a shot with a real hottie lastnight and her fat friend killed it! I hate when hot chicks have fat friends..
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no fat chicks
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where was your wingman? you need a fearless stunt cock who will bang anything
the fat friend cant fuck things up if she's got a mouth full of trouser troutComment
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LOL who do you find to handle that job?Originally posted by Steve
where was your wingman? you need a fearless stunt cock who will bang anything
the fat friend cant fuck things up if she's got a mouth full of trouser troutComment
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whooo
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fat friends = cock blockComment
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so true, so true.Originally posted by cosis
fat friends = cock block
I swear half of them are lesbianComment
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Indeed. And yeah my boys didn't seem interested in helping me. Bastards.Originally posted by cosis
fat friends = cock blockComment
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reminds me of sorority girls on mtvComment
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100% true!!Originally posted by cosis
fat friends = cock blockComment
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Yes both chicks were fat though LOLOriginally posted by DreamCumTrue
reminds me of sorority girls on mtvComment
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Every girl has a fat friend no matter what.
why? because they like to feel better about themselves.
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thats why u gotta go out with your fat friend so he can take care of the fat chick for you
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a fat webmaster of courseOriginally posted by tbabe
LOL who do you find to handle that job?Comment
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Take turns, have your friend play the 'interested in the lard ass part' then switch it offOriginally posted by bigdog
a fat webmaster there is plenty of themComment
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geez - unless we're talking leprosy/possessed girl from the Exorcist ugly, those guys really let you downOriginally posted by Martin
Indeed. And yeah my boys didn't seem interested in helping me. Bastards.
mayb you need to bring a really horny dude with you - "in case of fat chick, break glass"
either that, or you need a buddy who'll bang anything, if he's drunk enoughComment
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You need a friend with a 12" cock. Only the big girls can take him all the way, so he will want to jump them.Originally posted by Martin
Had a shot with a real hottie lastnight and her fat friend killed it! I hate when hot chicks have fat friends..
Was that not easy!
PaulComment
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Damn I need to start a business, rent your own fat buddies to help you get laidComment
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Hey Steve, the guys I was with lastnight are a bunch of my pot head friends. They were in the corner of the club baking brain cells. I was dancing with this really hot blonde and her friend kept on dragging her away and shit. I just gave up.Comment
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Next time bring a box of Krispy Kremes for her to feast on while you hook up with the blondeOriginally posted by Martin
Hey Steve, the guys I was with lastnight are a bunch of my pot head friends. They were in the corner of the club baking brain cells. I was dancing with this really hot blonde and her friend kept on dragging her away and shit. I just gave up.Comment
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i keep large doses of barbituates around fir fat girls. toss them some qualudes, and give em a cheeseburger, you'll never hear from them again.Originally posted by Martin
Hey Steve, the guys I was with lastnight are a bunch of my pot head friends. They were in the corner of the club baking brain cells. I was dancing with this really hot blonde and her friend kept on dragging her away and shit. I just gave up.Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.Comment
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Yeah Krispy Kremes should do the trick..lol. Damn those things are good.Originally posted by cosis
Next time bring a box of Krispy Kremes for her to feast on while you hook up with the blondeComment
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you shoulda dance with BOTHOriginally posted by Martin
Hey Steve, the guys I was with lastnight are a bunch of my pot head friends. They were in the corner of the club baking brain cells. I was dancing with this really hot blonde and her friend kept on dragging her away and shit. I just gave up.
then dragged them over to the corner where your stoner buds were hanging - maybe one of them would have risen to the occasion
be sure to bring this up ASAP with your crew - wtf is the point of going out with them all if they dont have your back?Comment
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahhahaOriginally posted by LadyD
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You got that right Steve. Everyone has at least one friend that can do this.Originally posted by Steve
where was your wingman? you need a fearless stunt cock who will bang anything
the fat friend cant fuck things up if she's got a mouth full of trouser troutXXXRewards - Karups - Boyfun - Jawked. Paying on time since 1997. Contact me at brent [at] xxxrewards.comComment
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yo dude...i would have helped you out.
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mmmm... sexy....Originally posted by LadyD
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Couldn't get one of your buddies to take one for the team?Comment
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If you are actually worth a fuck a "fat friend" won't make a damn bit of difference whether you get the pussy or not.. I say work on your game my friend.. it must be weak
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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
If you are actually worth a fuck a "fat friend" won't make a damn bit of difference whether you get the pussy or not.. I say work on your game my friend.. it must be weak
ouch...martin you going to take that..lol
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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
If you are actually worth a fuck a "fat friend" won't make a damn bit of difference whether you get the pussy or not.. I say work on your game my friend.. it must be weak
agreed...
atleast learn the laws of bringing a wingman along.Comment
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When's the last time you got laid without paying for it? Sounds like someone's bitter.Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
If you are actually worth a fuck a "fat friend" won't make a damn bit of difference whether you get the pussy or not.. I say work on your game my friend.. it must be weak
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What can I say you had to be there.Comment
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u guys ever see "great moments in hookup history" on the chappelle show? there was one where the fat chick tried cock blocking when he tried taking her friend home and he was like "i got some pizza at the crib"I host with VacaresComment
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