My Favorite Christmas Song

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  • neewwman
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2002
    • 1737

    #1

    My Favorite Christmas Song

    (From the South Park Christmas CD)


    Dead, Dead, Dead, someday you'll be dead
    Dead, Dead, Dead, someday we'll all be dead.

    The minute we're born, we start dying,
    We die a little more every day..
    Young or old, rich or poor,
    There's nothing we can do to stop it
    So look long at that Christmas tree,
    It may be the last one that you see.
    Decorate your house in green and red,
    'cause someday you'll be dead..

    Dead, Dead, Dead, someday you'll be dead
    Dead, Dead, Dead, someday we'll all be dead.

    It might happen in a couple months
    Or 50 years from now
    But no matter when it happens
    It will seem too soon to you.
    So be sure on Christmas eve
    When you snuggle into bed
    That you thank God for your family
    'cos someday they'll be dead.

    Dead, Dead, Dead, someday you'll be dead
    Dead, Dead, Dead, someday we'll all be dead.

    Who knows how many Christmases
    Are left in their short lives?
    Nobody knows, that my point!
    Enjoy them while you can.
    And so on Christmas morning
    Let good tidings fill your head.
    What a festive season,
    Someday you'll be dead

    Dead, Dead, Dead, someday you'll be dead
    Dead, Dead, Dead, everyone you know, dead.
    A very Merry Christmas to you!
    Dead, Dead, Dead..

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  • neewwman
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2002
    • 1737

    #2
    My second favorite:

    I heard there is no Christmas,
    In the silly Middle East.
    No Trees, no Snow, no Santa Claus,
    They have Different Religious beliefs.
    They Believe in Muhammad,
    And not in our Holiday
    And so every December,
    I go to the Middle East and say...

    Hey there Mr. Muslim, Merry Fucking Christmas
    Put down that book 'The Koran'
    and hear some holiday wishes
    In case you haven't noticed,
    it's Jesus's Birthday
    So get off you heathen Muslim ass
    And fuckin' celebrate.

    There is no holiday season in India, i've heard
    They don't hang up their stockings,
    and that is just absurd.
    They've never read a Christmas Story,
    They Don't know what Rudolph is about.
    And that's why in December,
    I'll go to India and shout...

    Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry Fucking Christmas
    Dring eggnog and eat some beef
    and pass it to the Missus
    In case you haven't noticed,
    It's Jesus's Birthday
    So get off your heathen Hindu ass,
    And fuckin' celebrate.

    Now I heard that in Japan,
    Everyone just lives in sin.
    They pray to several gods,
    And put needles in their skin.
    On December twenty-fifth,
    all they do is eat a cake.
    and that is why i'll go to Japan,
    and walk around and say.

    Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry Fucking Christmas
    God is gonna kick your ass you infidelic pagan scum.
    In case you haven't noticed,
    There's festive things to do
    So lets all rejoice for Jesus
    and Merry Fucking Christmas to you.

    On Christmas Day, I travel round the world and say.
    Taoists, Krishnas, Buddists
    and all you atheists too..
    Merry Fucking Christmas to you.

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    • Scott McD
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Nov 2002
      • 67792

      #3
      Thanks, i feel all Christmassy now...


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      • Deepai
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2004
        • 1583

        #4
        My favorite is a little diddley by a great band called Wham! its called "last christmas". Fucking Classic.
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