3 good quotes from Elf:
[Buddy sees the mail room for the first time]
Buddy: It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms... and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me...
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Buddy: First we'll make snow angels for a two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookiedough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle.
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Eugene: [brainstorming for a new childern's book] What about this: a tribe of asparagus children, but they're self-conscious about the way their pee smells.
