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  • spamiam
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2004
    • 272
    #1

    one flaw in woman

    THE ONE FLAW IN WOMEN:


    By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of working
    overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on
    this one?"


    And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be
    completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all
    replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can
    hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a
    scraped knee to a broken heart-and she will do everything with only two
    hands."


    The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And
    that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait
    until tomorrow to finish."


    " But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this
    creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when
    she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."


    The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so
    soft, Lord." "She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her
    tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."


    "Will she be able to think?", asked the angel. The Lord replied, "Not only
    will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate." The
    angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.


    "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.. I told you that you
    were trying to put too much into this one."


    "That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!" "What's the tear
    for?" the angel asked. The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing
    her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her
    loneliness, her grief and her pride."


    The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of
    everything! Woman is truly amazing."


    And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and
    they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when
    they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they
    are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe
    in.


    They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they
    believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can
    have.They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.They love
    unconditionally.They cry when their children excel and cheer when their
    friends get awards.They are happy when they hear about a birth or a
    wedding.Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a
    family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength
    left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.


    Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run
    or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is
    what makes the world keep turning. They bring joy, hope and love. They have
    compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends.
    Women have vital things to say and everything to give.


    HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.
    PLEASE pass this along to all your women friends and relatives to remind
    them just how amazing they are.
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    • TheMob?
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2003
      • 8584
      #2
      damn i really expected a punch line

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        • brickbat
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2004
          • 740
          #3
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            • myjah
              Back in the harbor
              • Sep 2003
              • 11482
              #4
              Originally posted by brickbat
              A woman is shopping for a pet as a gift for her husband, but she is concerned that the prices that the Pet Shop are charging are very high. She goes to the clerk and explains her concern. "Well, I have a frog in the back that I can let you have for $50," the clerk says. "$50?" the woman replies. "That seems terribly expensive for a frog."

              "Well, this frog is worth it. It's been trained to give blow jobs."

              The woman is stunned, but because her husband loves this sort of sex, and because she is not particularly fond of it, she decides the frog might be a good investment. She buys the frog, brings it home, presents it to her husband, and explains its special value. The husband is skeptical, but promises he'll give the frog a try that night. The woman goes to sleep happily knowing she won't be
              bothered by her husband that night.

              She is suddenly awakened by a clatter coming from the kitchen. She goes downstairs and finds the frog and her husband pulling out pots and pans and poring over cookbooks.

              "What are you two doing down here?" she asks. Her husband responds, "If I can teach this frog to cook, you're out of here!"
              haha - the wife is probably just as happy about this!
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                • DR_PHIL
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 4099
                  #5

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                    • PostWhore
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 4720
                      #6
                      damn, i expected a joke
                      this thread sucks
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