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  • 420
    cuck
    • Mar 2003
    • 11571

    #1

    I almost got arrested

    I should call my story "How 420 almost missed 4/20"

    I went to see a man about a dog and on the way back I was enjoying a blunt. It was raining out so I had the wi<i></i>ndows up. Apparently I forgot to stop at a stop sign. I was probably 500 feet from my house so I just disregarded the cop's lights. I was about to turn onto my street and he turned on his sirens and told me to pull up to the gas station. I was a little scared by this point so I crumbled the blunt up and threw it on the back floor mat (keep in mind this dog is under my seat, and its a very large dog)

    So he told me to get out of the car and asked if I was smoking, I told him yes (of course there was smoke pouring out of the car). He asked if there was any more in the car and I told him that I threw the crumpled blunt on the floor in the back. He had me standing around for about an hour then finally just gave me a ticket for running the stop sign and some other things unrelated to the blunt he found.

    I have some traffic fines to pay which is okay with me.
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  • MistressLuna
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2003
    • 130

    #2
    Smoke up my brother
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    • twistyneck
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jan 2002
      • 4660

      #3
      It's too bad you weren't arrested. Maybe then you could have gotten the help you so desperately need.

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      • TDF
        Triple OG nigga on GFY
        • Mar 2002
        • 27296

        #4
        i never smoke and ride anymore
        Sig heil

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        • Lonny
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2003
          • 3539

          #5
          some cops are cool. hope you smoked one once you got inside the pad.

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          • nofx
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Nov 2002
            • 16826

            #6
            the cannabis jesus was with you.
            glad everything turned out ok.
            i just got done with all of my possession of drug paraphernalia shit a few days ago( $200 fine)

            smoke a bowl with me in celebration

            Often times I wonder why
            There's love and hate, theres live or die.
            When sickness comes I must decide:
            When feelings go, theres suicide.

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            • Digipimp
              BP4L OT DL
              • Mar 2003
              • 13481

              #7
              Originally posted by twistyneck
              It's too bad you weren't arrested. Maybe then you could have gotten the help you so desperately need.
              For real, maybe next time your dumbass misses that stop sign and hits a mini van full of kids.

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              • KDizzla
                Confirmed User
                • Sep 2002
                • 1795

                #8
                Youre lucky your not in county right now.
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                • mahoney
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 5318

                  #9
                  The exact same thing happened to me about 2 weeks ago 1/2 block from my door except i admitted to nothing and they found nothing
                  Vegassexparty.com

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                  • n0de
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 250

                    #10
                    The only reason the cop prolly let you go was because you told him the truth about where the remainder of the blunt was, if you would have said "I smoked it all" he would have def put the cuffs on lol

                    Cops figure it is fun to put dudes in jail when they are blazed the fuck out LOL
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                    • Le Dieu des bonnes gens
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 204

                      #11
                      Originally posted by 420
                      I should call my story "How 420 almost missed 4/20"

                      I went to see a man about a dog and on the way back I was enjoying a blunt. It was raining out so I had the wi<i></i>ndows up. Apparently I forgot to stop at a stop sign. I was probably 500 feet from my house so I just disregarded the cop's lights. I was about to turn onto my street and he turned on his sirens and told me to pull up to the gas station. I was a little scared by this point so I crumbled the blunt up and threw it on the back floor mat (keep in mind this dog is under my seat, and its a very large dog)

                      So he told me to get out of the car and asked if I was smoking, I told him yes (of course there was smoke pouring out of the car). He asked if there was any more in the car and I told him that I threw the crumpled blunt on the floor in the back. He had me standing around for about an hour then finally just gave me a ticket for running the stop sign and some other things unrelated to the blunt he found.

                      I have some traffic fines to pay which is okay with me.
                      You are ONE STUPID fuck, first YOU SMOKE Drugs and drive a CAR, fucking stupid, then you POST your STORY on a public message Board, even more STUPID.

                      God bless AMERICA

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                      • 420
                        cuck
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 11571

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Le Dieu des bonnes gens


                        You are ONE STUPID fuck, first YOU SMOKE Drugs and drive a CAR, fucking stupid, then you POST your STORY on a public message Board, even more STUPID.

                        God bless AMERICA
                        yes I am retarded and I am smoking another blunt right now

                        why would anyone pretend to be french?
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                        • mahoney
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 5318

                          #13
                          Originally posted by n0de
                          The only reason the cop prolly let you go was because you told him the truth about where the remainder of the blunt was, if you would have said "I smoked it all" he would have def put the cuffs on lol

                          Cops figure it is fun to put dudes in jail when they are blazed the fuck out LOL
                          Denial to the end
                          Vegassexparty.com

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                          • Fukeneh
                            Confirmed User
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 1245

                            #14
                            smoking and driving is retarded. wait till you get home.

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                            • Diabolical Cord
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 447

                              #15
                              How much bud do you have to have for them to bust you for possession?

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                              • nofx
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 16826

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Diabolical Cord
                                How much bud do you have to have for them to bust you for possession?
                                any amount will do. even the smallest little flake.

                                Often times I wonder why
                                There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                When sickness comes I must decide:
                                When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                • Napolean
                                  Misanthropic Egalitarian
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 4330

                                  #17
                                  when i was in high school, twice a year on random dates the cops would block the exits to the parking lot and search every car with police dogs

                                  if you had so much as resin detected, you were either suspended, expelled and fined.

                                  twas bullshit..

                                  oh yeah.. even if you didnt have shit and the dogs scratched the paint on your car.. they refused to pay for damages.

                                  fucked up shit.
                                  HAH! FOUND IT FRIS

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                                  • Fucking Auke
                                    Registered User
                                    • Feb 2004
                                    • 30

                                    #18
                                    I'm happy that i live in the netherlands!
                                    Here they give you your shit back and tell you to go home!
                                    After an advice to not smoke while driving!
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                                    • LexiLexxx
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 2510

                                      #19
                                      I have been out on the Lake, in a 40 ft boat....
                                      cops come up with there police dogs and search
                                      the boat! I had to get up in one cops face so he
                                      could look into my eyes...LOL

                                      I was like what? He said have you been smoking
                                      dope? I said no, officer! LOL

                                      I said, I drank like 10 beers and I weight 120,
                                      he was pissed...no drugs!!! Haha

                                      I just got on the boat from smoking a fat one!
                                      I don't smoke anymore, weed's not the same
                                      as it use to be! Anyhow, wait until you get home!

                                      and stop getting the Dog Stoned!

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                                      • reynold
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 51271

                                        #20
                                        Good thing it's just "almost".

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                                        • Babagirls
                                          Text Writer
                                          • Feb 2001
                                          • 18812

                                          #21
                                          i currently have a warrant for my arrest.....should be lifted by the end of next week though.

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                                          • DR_PHIL
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 4099

                                            #22
                                            lucky u arent black

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