My new POEM to Jenna Jameson. What do you think?

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  • Rhino22
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2004
    • 2288
    #1

    My new POEM to Jenna Jameson. What do you think?

    Here it is... I am getting into poetry. My art professor said I am very witty and clever and that I have a future. He compared me to Henry Constable. So, here I go. My first official poem. This is to my one and only sweetheart, Jenna Jameson.

    I see the stars when I go to sleep
    I see the sun when I awake
    I see the toilet when I shit
    I see your face when I masturbate
    I realise my love is true
    I know now that I love you
    With every squirt of cum I grow
    I realize how good you blow
    Oh, please my love, wont you stay
    Please stay, one more day.
    Stay with me until I shit. I shit a load
    On your clit.
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    • MistressLuna
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2003
      • 130
      #2
      OMG! I dont even know what to say!
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        • Rhino22
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2004
          • 2288
          #3
          Originally posted by MistressLuna
          OMG! I dont even know what to say!
          Wow... I left someone speechless. Damn I'm good

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            • Shoehorn!
              Die With Your Boots On
              • Oct 2003
              • 22872
              #4
              HAHAHAHAHA. It's GENIUS.

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                • modelgigtalent
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                  • May 2003
                  • 2208
                  #5


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                    • Rhino22
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 2288
                      #6
                      Maybe I should do a poem each night before I go to bed?

                      I can start a trend... you all can look forward to reading my witty poems dedicated to my favorite p0rn0 stars.

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                        • Illicit
                          wtf ?
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 11895
                          #7
                          your talented
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                            • nofx
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 16826
                              #8
                              not sure if jenna wants you shitting on her clit anytime soon, but good poem

                              Often times I wonder why
                              There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                              When sickness comes I must decide:
                              When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                • LadyTiger1969
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2004
                                  • 137
                                  #9

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                                    • Oncle_Benny
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 1595
                                      #10
                                      The beast poem i've heard ever !

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                                        • Rhino22
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 2288
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by nofx
                                          not sure if jenna wants you shitting on her clit anytime soon, but good poem

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                                            • Theo
                                              HAL 9000
                                              • May 2001
                                              • 34515
                                              #12
                                              ozzy's new ballad

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                                                • Rictor
                                                  Old Timer
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 12208
                                                  #13
                                                  It's not as good as this poem to Chasey Lain.


                                                  Dear Chasey Lain
                                                  I wrote to explain
                                                  I'm your biggest fan
                                                  I just wanted to ask
                                                  Could I eat your ass?
                                                  hahahahaha back as soon as you can
                                                  You've had a lotta dick
                                                  Had a lotta dick
                                                  I've had a lotta time
                                                  Had a lotta time
                                                  You've had a lotta dick Chasey
                                                  But you ain't had mine
                                                  Dear Chasey Lain
                                                  I wrote to complain
                                                  Ya never wrote me back
                                                  How could I ever eat
                                                  Your ass when ya treat
                                                  Your biggest fan like that?
                                                  You've had a lotta dick
                                                  Had a lotta dick
                                                  I've had a lotta time
                                                  Had a lotta time
                                                  You've had a lotta dick Chasey
                                                  But you ain't had mine
                                                  Dear Chasey Lain
                                                  I wrote to constrain
                                                  This letter is my last
                                                  As your biggest fan
                                                  I must demand
                                                  You let me eat your ass
                                                  You've had a lotta dick
                                                  Had a lotta dick
                                                  I've had a lotta time
                                                  Had a lotta time
                                                  You've had a lotta dick Chasey
                                                  But you ain't had mine
                                                  P.S.
                                                  Mom and Dad this is Chasey
                                                  Chasey this is my mom and dad
                                                  Now show em them titties
                                                  Now show em them titties
                                                  P.S.
                                                  Mom and Dad this is Chasey
                                                  Chasey this is my mom and dad
                                                  Now show em them titties
                                                  Now show em them titties
                                                  Would ya fuck me for blow?

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                                                    • Rhino22
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 2288
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Rictor
                                                      It's not as good as this poem to Chasey Lain.


                                                      Dear Chasey Lain
                                                      I wrote to explain
                                                      I'm your biggest fan
                                                      I just wanted to ask
                                                      Could I eat your ass?
                                                      hahahahaha back as soon as you can
                                                      You've had a lotta dick
                                                      Had a lotta dick
                                                      I've had a lotta time
                                                      Had a lotta time
                                                      You've had a lotta dick Chasey
                                                      But you ain't had mine
                                                      Dear Chasey Lain
                                                      I wrote to complain
                                                      Ya never wrote me back
                                                      How could I ever eat
                                                      Your ass when ya treat
                                                      Your biggest fan like that?
                                                      You've had a lotta dick
                                                      Had a lotta dick
                                                      I've had a lotta time
                                                      Had a lotta time
                                                      You've had a lotta dick Chasey
                                                      But you ain't had mine
                                                      Dear Chasey Lain
                                                      I wrote to constrain
                                                      This letter is my last
                                                      As your biggest fan
                                                      I must demand
                                                      You let me eat your ass
                                                      You've had a lotta dick
                                                      Had a lotta dick
                                                      I've had a lotta time
                                                      Had a lotta time
                                                      You've had a lotta dick Chasey
                                                      But you ain't had mine
                                                      P.S.
                                                      Mom and Dad this is Chasey
                                                      Chasey this is my mom and dad
                                                      Now show em them titties
                                                      Now show em them titties
                                                      P.S.
                                                      Mom and Dad this is Chasey
                                                      Chasey this is my mom and dad
                                                      Now show em them titties
                                                      Now show em them titties
                                                      Would ya fuck me for blow?
                                                      I have a long ways to go to catch up to the clever ranks of The Bloodhound Gang...

                                                      Until then, you'll just have to deal with my shit!

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                                                        • KDizzla
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                          • 1795
                                                          #15
                                                          Nice! I like it.
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                                                            • Pornopat
                                                              AdultTubeSubmits.com
                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                              • 10598
                                                              #16
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                                                                • Steve
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                  • 6894
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I think it sucked, and was in poor taste. But that's just me. You'll probably become the next big thing around here, and clean up on selling your sig.

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                                                                    • pimplink
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                                      • 9535
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Nice poem dude! your girlfriend gonna
                                                                      swoon over.

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                                                                        • kmanrox
                                                                          aka K-Man
                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                          • 29295
                                                                          #19
                                                                          thief!

                                                                          you stole those lyrics from Elton John!
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                                                                            • Hexor
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                              • 451
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Nice poem
                                                                              Chasey Lain ---->

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                                                                                • Gheenz
                                                                                  Here's Your Sign
                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                  • 2410
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  That's a brilliant fucking poem! Mind if I borrow to pick up chicks??
                                                                                  Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire

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                                                                                    • stevent37
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                      • 266
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Yet another disturbing thread

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                                                                                        • reynold
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                          • 51271
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Nice poetry! I just hope you can recite
                                                                                          that in front of her!

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                                                                                            • Rhino22
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                              • 2288
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by reynold
                                                                                              Nice poetry! I just hope you can recite
                                                                                              that in front of her!
                                                                                              Already did. We're going on a date tomorrow.

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                                                                                                • init
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                  • 973
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  entertaining little piece there
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