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  • Voodoo
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    • Sep 2002
    • 10600

    #1

    For sale.

    Right now, for a limited time only... I will sell you, NOT ONE... NOT TWO... But THREE DOTS for ONLY $19.99!

    That's right 3 COMPLETE DOTS!

    For only PENIIES A DAY... You can have your very own set of DOTS!

    SAMPLE: ..

    Most other companies only give you one tiny dot and charge much much more. But if you act fast, I will throw in 2 BONUS dots ABSOLUTELY FREE!

    BUT WAIT! There's MORE!

    Place your order RIGHT NOW, and also receive our SPECIAL HOLIDAY GIFT! That's right, with every order of my "DOT PACKAGE", I will throw in 10 FREE COMMAS!!!!!!!!

    Here's how to order:
    paypal: voodoo

    All orders come with a 2 second Satisfaction Guarantee!! If you are not completely satisfied within the first 2 seconds of your order, return it for a full refund.

    "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."
  • wes
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2002
    • 3150

    #2
    you must be bored.

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    • Top Jimmy
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2004
      • 2513

      #3
      How can I be sure they are real?

      Don't reply. Let it die.

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      • RRRED
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2001
        • 6754

        #4
        I hope you're not making fun of me... I get dot jokes constantly and I'm starting to slip into deep depression...

        xamex take me away

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        • Voodoo
          ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
          • Sep 2002
          • 10600

          #5
          Originally posted by Top Jimmy
          How can I be sure they are real?
          These dots are GUARANTEED! If you are not completely satisfied, simply RETURN them for a full refund of the purchase price (minus administrative fees).

          "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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          • Voodoo
            ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
            • Sep 2002
            • 10600

            #6
            Originally posted by RRRED
            I hope you're not making fun of me... I get dot jokes constantly and I'm starting to slip into deep depression...

            xamex take me away

            "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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