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  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470
    #1

    If you were a newbie and shy at Phoenix, after the badge swapping you were fucked

    hehe - I was on a mission to fuck everyone up - I traded over 60 badges and other got in on it too - by the end 3/4 of the people at the convention had the wrong badge on.

    I totally destroyed any newbies chances of knowing who the fuck they were really talking to.

    hehe
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    • tbabe
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      • Dec 2003
      • 2494
      #2
      so, what name did yuou end up going by?

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        • BradM
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2003
          • 3397
          #3
          Awwww That's so mean

          But helps fend off the hoards.

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            • DrewKole
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2001
              • 5193
              #4
              *yawn*.

              Reason #541 I don't plan on ever going to another convention.

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                • Zebra
                  Banned from Kimmy's couch
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 5091
                  #5
                  I ended up as Billie from Yankscash.
                  No, you can't fuck me.
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                    • BVF
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                      • Jan 2002
                      • 13975
                      #6

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                        • Halcyon
                          Spread The Pink!
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 8609
                          #7
                          Damn you, Sleazy!

                          I got screwed a bunch of times when I glanced at people's nametags for reminders during introductions.

                          I have no where near enough brain cells for that game.
                          I call for a badge trading truce!

                          For god's sake, Think of the poor drunkards!
                          HAL on TEDx:

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                            • Edguy!
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 1126
                              #8
                              ROFL that's quite the bastardly thing to do
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                                • Brujah
                                  Beer Money Baron
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 22157
                                  #9
                                  Now that was clever.

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                                    • Weppel
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                                      • Aug 2003
                                      • 2190
                                      #10
                                      You're mister smartiepants right?

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                                        • webgurl
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 7954
                                          #11
                                          i was charles (wsguy) for a while he told me "prepared to get alot of spam coming your way "

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                                            • SleazyDream
                                              I'm here for SPORT
                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 41470
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Halcyon
                                              Damn you, Sleazy!

                                              I got screwed a bunch of times when I glanced at people's nametags for reminders during introductions.

                                              I have no where near enough brain cells for that game.
                                              I call for a badge trading truce!

                                              For god's sake, Think of the poor drunkards!
                                              hehe
                                              This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                              Now read without the word dog.

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                                                • WiredGuy
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                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                  • 34515
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by webgurl
                                                  i was charles (wsguy) for a while he told me "prepared to get alot of spam coming your way "
                                                  I was telling people all about epassporte because i was kimmykim

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                                                    • eroswebmaster
                                                      March 1st, 2003
                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                      • 20295
                                                      #14
                                                      I ended up in the end being Moose from Phatservers.
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                                                        • Poo-Chee
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                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                          • 3560
                                                          #15
                                                          nastyyyyyyyyyy

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                                                            • mindoza
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                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                              • 1625
                                                              #16
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                                                                • Joesho
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                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                  • 12329
                                                                  #17
                                                                  no wonder newbs, are frustrated in the begining....

                                                                  have no fear newbs we will unite and stand as one.....
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                                                                    • broke
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                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                      • 4501
                                                                      #18
                                                                      And I thought most of us were out of high school...
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                                                                        • emmanuelle
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                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                          • 3662
                                                                          #19

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                                                                            • Firehorse
                                                                              Desire it and have it!!!
                                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                                              • 30767
                                                                              #20
                                                                              SleazyDream you did that in Florida too. LOL

                                                                              VirtuMike was wearing your name badge and to this day every time I see your name I see VirtuMike's face!
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                                                                                • Dusen
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                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                  • 2251
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Another great example of the professionalism of our industry.
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                                                                                    • Kimmykim
                                                                                      bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                                                      • 16015
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Dusen
                                                                                      Another great example of the professionalism of our industry.
                                                                                      Actually it was quite fun, so stop hating.

                                                                                      The best one for me personally was when someone I totally didn't know came up to me AS me. Quite the ice breaker.

                                                                                      Hey WG -- you looking for commissions ;)

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                                                                                        • eroswebmaster
                                                                                          March 1st, 2003
                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                          • 20295
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Kimmykim

                                                                                          Actually it was quite fun, so stop hating.

                                                                                          The best one for me personally was when someone I totally didn't know came up to me AS me. Quite the ice breaker.

                                                                                          Hey WG -- you looking for commissions ;)
                                                                                          LOL no kidding...I think Sly_RJ might be booked with gallery orders for the next 2-3 months being that he was eroswebmaster for most of Saturday.
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                                                                                            • Just Rob
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                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                              • 362
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              yeah that was pretty funny! i kept it simple and was Just Rob the whole time.... no one wanted to be me... oh well!

                                                                                              i had a great time hanging with everyone anyways... see you guys next time!
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                                                                                                • Kimmykim
                                                                                                  bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                                  • 16015
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Hey eros, icq me please, I dont have you on my list -- 101 69 619 --

                                                                                                  I am getting ready to head up to the valley for the day but I want to talk to you about something --

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                                                                                                    • Peaches
                                                                                                      Old broad
                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                      • 13933
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Whew! I thought Richard had just cleaned up

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                                                                                                        • SleazyDream
                                                                                                          I'm here for SPORT
                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                                          • 41470
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Dusen
                                                                                                          Another great example of the professionalism of our industry.
                                                                                                          if you don't already know everyone you're fucked.

                                                                                                          haha
                                                                                                          This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                                                          Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                                                            • JFK
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                                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                                              • 67369
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Zebra
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                                                                                                                • AaronM
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                                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                  • 46917
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  I had Raven's badge for awhile...and a stack of her business cards to go along with it.

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                                                                                                                    • sweetums
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                                                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                      • 2534
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Oh man.....I can't believe the madness that musta ensued outta this one

                                                                                                                      Can't believe I missed it....hehehe

                                                                                                                      Hope everyone had a fantastic time....
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                                                                                                                        • Dusen
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                                                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                          • 2251
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by SleazyDream


                                                                                                                          if you don't already know everyone you're fucked.

                                                                                                                          haha
                                                                                                                          I was referring more to the fact that most people have trouble acting like anything older that 15.

                                                                                                                          I believe it is because a large amount of people attending have few real friends in real life and take these conferences as a chance to interact with real people, which they rarely get to do otherwise.

                                                                                                                          This is exactly why I find conferences to be a large waste of money. Just because we peddle smut does not mean that we need to act like a bunch of overgrown irresponsible kids.

                                                                                                                          And most people that I have encountered do. There are, of course, exceptions to this and I am proud to deal with them.

                                                                                                                          I am aware this is simply a bait reply but I felt my original feelings needed further expression.
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                                                                                                                            • eroswebmaster
                                                                                                                              March 1st, 2003
                                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                              • 20295
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Dusen


                                                                                                                              I was referring more to the fact that most people have trouble acting like anything older that 15.

                                                                                                                              I believe it is because a large amount of people attending have few real friends in real life and take these conferences as a chance to interact with real people, which they rarely get to do otherwise.

                                                                                                                              This is exactly why I find conferences to be a large waste of money. Just because we peddle smut does not mean that we need to act like a bunch of overgrown irresponsible kids.

                                                                                                                              And most people that I have encountered do. There are, of course, exceptions to this and I am proud to deal with them.

                                                                                                                              I am aware this is simply a bait reply but I felt my original feelings needed further expression.
                                                                                                                              LOL man if people would only realise how much one show can expose them to the people you need to be working with in this biz you would not feel the need to make this comment.

                                                                                                                              Sure people acted silly...it's an event. There was business done as well as some playing..
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                                                                                                                                • magicmike
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                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 2384
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Kimmykim

                                                                                                                                  Actually it was quite fun, so stop hating.

                                                                                                                                  The best one for me personally was when someone I totally didn't know came up to me AS me. Quite the ice breaker.
                                                                                                                                  Exactly, this is why it was a good thing. People would come up to me and be like, hey your not so and so, and we would start up a conversation.


                                                                                                                                  At the lightspeed afterhours party the last night when they were trying to get rid of the non show attendees I was wearing poppy's badge at the time, and someone comes up to me and was like, hey your not poppy.

                                                                                                                                  So I explained about the badge trading, and to confirm I was in the industry I was asked whos board GFY was.

                                                                                                                                  I answered and was given the

                                                                                                                                  haha what a crazy night.
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                                                                                                                                    • Peaches
                                                                                                                                      Old broad
                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 13933
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Dusen


                                                                                                                                      I was referring more to the fact that most people have trouble acting like anything older that 15.

                                                                                                                                      I believe it is because a large amount of people attending have few real friends in real life and take these conferences as a chance to interact with real people, which they rarely get to do otherwise.

                                                                                                                                      This is exactly why I find conferences to be a large waste of money. Just because we peddle smut does not mean that we need to act like a bunch of overgrown irresponsible kids.

                                                                                                                                      And most people that I have encountered do. There are, of course, exceptions to this and I am proud to deal with them.

                                                                                                                                      I am aware this is simply a bait reply but I felt my original feelings needed further expression.
                                                                                                                                      Seems like a perfect way to get networking started and have some fun in the process! Mainstream has been doing this for years. When my Dad was with IBM they did something similar. Those damn immature children, lol!

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                                                                                                                                        • cool1
                                                                                                                                          sex is good
                                                                                                                                          • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 24939
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Sounds like a fun time was had.
                                                                                                                                          Wish I could have went.

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                                                                                                                                            • gornyhuy
                                                                                                                                              Chafed.
                                                                                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 18041
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Sounds like good clean fun to me!

                                                                                                                                              I gotta get my ass to some of these events...

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                                                                                                                                                • Axeman
                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                                  • 5201
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Lol, Sleazy was a new man every time I saw him. From Newbie to 123 Bill it was one stop name cluster fuck out there.
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                                                                                                                                                    • JFK
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                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 67369
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by magicmike


                                                                                                                                                      Exactly, this is why it was a good thing. People would come up to me and be like, hey your not so and so, and we would start up a conversation.


                                                                                                                                                      At the lightspeed afterhours party the last night when they were trying to get rid of the non show attendees I was wearing poppy's badge at the time, and someone comes up to me and was like, hey your not poppy.

                                                                                                                                                      So I explained about the badge trading, and to confirm I was in the industry I was asked whos board GFY was.

                                                                                                                                                      I answered and was given the

                                                                                                                                                      haha what a crazy night.
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                                                                                                                                                        • eroswebmaster
                                                                                                                                                          March 1st, 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                          • 20295
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by JFK


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                                                                                                                                                          Yeah that sucked.
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                                                                                                                                                            • C-Bass
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                                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                                              • 3153
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              just a confirmation that conventions are just a place for webmasters to go and get hammered and no serious business occurs,.
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                                                                                                                                                                • eroswebmaster
                                                                                                                                                                  March 1st, 2003
                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                  • 20295
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Spotter_03
                                                                                                                                                                  just a confirmation that conventions are just a place for webmasters to go and get hammered and no serious business occurs,.
                                                                                                                                                                  Please continue to think that way, it just means less competition.
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Hanging Judge
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                                                      • 68
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Well...at least the trampoline was interesting:-)

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                                                                                                                                                                        • StuartD
                                                                                                                                                                          Sofa King Band
                                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 29903
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah, I have to agree, it was actually a pretty good idea there er..... Phoenix?

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                                                                                                                                                                            • DrewKole
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                              • 5193
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by eroswebmaster


                                                                                                                                                                              Please continue to think that way, it just means less competition.
                                                                                                                                                                              Less competition for what?

                                                                                                                                                                              Not many gallery designers went there looking to score big.

                                                                                                                                                                              I agree wholeheartedly with Dusen, and Spotter.

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                                                                                                                                                                                • Meloman
                                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 1540
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  I thought the badge swapping was funny as hell.

                                                                                                                                                                                  With these smaller shows for the most part people all ready know each other so it's just a way to have some extra fun.

                                                                                                                                                                                  People get too hung up on the fact that "business has to be done" and forget that you can do business and enjoy yourself at the same time.


                                                                                                                                                                                  Overal this was one of the best shows I attended

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Zoe_Zoebaboe
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 4463
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      haha, I had a blast with it.

                                                                                                                                                                                      I wonder who ended up with mine.... :P


                                                                                                                                                                                      Good show guys, cant wait for the next one.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • eroswebmaster
                                                                                                                                                                                          March 1st, 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 20295
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by DrewKole


                                                                                                                                                                                          Less competition for what?

                                                                                                                                                                                          Not many gallery designers went there looking to score big.

                                                                                                                                                                                          I agree wholeheartedly with Dusen, and Spotter.
                                                                                                                                                                                          LOL...do you think gallery design is all I've ever done or will ever do?

                                                                                                                                                                                          And for your information there were a handful of gallery designers there...but once again keep thinking that way it just leaves those doors opening up a little less crowded as we go through them.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Romeo
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 1207
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Here's a thought for ya, at a show like this one......... Don't wear a badge
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Kimmykim
                                                                                                                                                                                                  bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 16015
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by magicmike

                                                                                                                                                                                                  At the lightspeed afterhours party the last night when they were trying to get rid of the non show attendees I was wearing poppy's badge at the time, and someone comes up to me and was like, hey your not poppy.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ha! The irony of it all is that I hijacked Poppy's badge earlier that day, he really thought that he was going to get away clean ;)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Doctor Dre
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 51692
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      That must have been a lot of fun ... But I wouldn't want a neard ass looking webmaster that don't know nothing about my business representing it .
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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