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*raises hand* oh! oh! I know the answer...
1-) Because "the cheddar breeds jealousy"
2-) antis are digital hall monitors. Some get off on being vigilantes and acting like they are doing something important. A hero complex.
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3-) Back in 1996 when AOL introduced unlimited access, they started brainwashing people into believing that everytime you open your inbox, "it's like getting a little tiny gift." So this impressed the masses and they were like "Wow! AOL r0x0rz my s0x! I love getting emails! Especially with cute smiley faces! YAY!". And everytime they heard "You've got mail!" they would get an adrenaline rush. Then when spammers started filling those inboxes to the brim and people checked their mail... uh oh... no more presents. It took away the excitement for some people who have nothing better to do but sit in chat rooms and (((((((((hug)))))))))))))) their ao-buddies 22 hours a day while their kids are eating ketchup sandwiches because they won't walk away from their computer for 10 minutes.
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