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  • - Jesus Christ -
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2003
    • 7197
    #1

    I have to hand it to programmers.

    Man I don't know how you guys keep from slaughtering those around you then turning a gun on yourself.


    I just finished my first real perl script and DAMN. I almost didnt make it out alive.


    Props to people who do this all the time.


    Does it get easier?

    Amen
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    • dav555add
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2001
      • 3427
      #2
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        • - Jesus Christ -
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2003
          • 7197
          #3
          Originally posted by dav555add
          Your a fag and platinum bucks sells thier webmaster e-mail lists.

          Amen

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            • fuzebox
              making it rain
              • Oct 2003
              • 22369
              #4
              Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
              Does it get easier?
              A little... The biggest problem usually becomes customers who can't decide what they want.

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                • dav555add
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2001
                  • 3427
                  #5
                  Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                  Your a fag and platinum bucks sells thier webmaster e-mail lists.
                  ...

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                    • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                      best designer on GFY
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 30307
                      #6
                      Congratulations on writing your first hitbot

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                        • dunefield
                          www.barely18movies.com
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 10920
                          #7
                          what is that thing in your sig jesus?

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                            • - Jesus Christ -
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 7197
                              #8
                              Originally posted by AlienQ
                              Congratulations on writing your first hitbot
                              Jesus hitbot still work why would I need to hahahahaha a new one. Although google has not ben returning as much productive traffic even though I have the bot cranked all the way up.

                              It actually relates to usenet and spam filtering.
                              Originally posted by dunefield
                              what is that thing in your sig jesus?
                              Thats god. Click him and watch the video.


                              EDIT: WTF THE WORD W<b></b>RITE is banned??

                              Amen

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                                • dav555add
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2001
                                  • 3427
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                                  Jesus hitbot still work why would I need to hahahahaha a new one. Although google has not ben returning as much productive traffic even though I have the bot cranked all the way up.

                                  It actually relates to usenet and spam filtering.
                                  Why did you call the real Jesus a fag?

                                  Thou shalt not stand
                                  ...

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                                    • - Jesus Christ -
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 7197
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by dav555add


                                      Why did you call the real Jesus a fag?

                                      Thou shalt not stand
                                      YEa the real jesus is a bleach white hippie. Get a clue moron.

                                      I'm the king of the fucking jews.

                                      Amen

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                                        • Wilber
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2001
                                          • 1295
                                          #11
                                          Before the dot.bomb they just plain hired you to do a job and would
                                          wait for you to contact them and tell them it's ready.

                                          After the dot.bomb, and all the kiddies were offering services for less
                                          than minimum wage, clients want a friggin' play-by-play as your going.
                                          They don't want to pay anything for it and the keep using the word
                                          "just" a lot.

                                          Like "I just want the sales people to get all the current listings" and you
                                          say "Then you need to incorporate a database and that is going to
                                          be an entirely different cost than the agreement we have already started".
                                          Then they say "I don't want a database then I just want the sales people
                                          to see the old listings and the new listings as they come up".

                                          So it's not the code that's a bitch it's the clients. 1 out of 10 are normal
                                          but the rest treat you like your scamming them or something.

                                          If they say "just" then you tell them you "just" remembered your booked
                                          for the next millennium and to call back when the sun goes nova.
                                          Sig NOT for sale

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                                            • - Jesus Christ -
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 7197
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Wilber
                                              Before the dot.bomb they just plain hired you to do a job and would
                                              wait for you to contact them and tell them it's ready.

                                              After the dot.bomb, and all the kiddies were offering services for less
                                              than minimum wage, clients want a friggin' play-by-play as your going.
                                              They don't want to pay anything for it and the keep using the word
                                              "just" a lot.

                                              Like "I just want the sales people to get all the current listings" and you
                                              say "Then you need to incorporate a database and that is going to
                                              be an entirely different cost than the agreement we have already started".
                                              Then they say "I don't want a database then I just want the sales people
                                              to see the old listings and the new listings as they come up".

                                              So it's not the code that's a bitch it's the clients. 1 out of 10 are normal
                                              but the rest treat you like your scamming them or something.

                                              If they say "just" then you tell them you "just" remembered your booked
                                              for the next millennium and to call back when the sun goes nova.
                                              Heh.... well I will only do code for meyself, but Yes I totally understand what you mean. Thats part of the reason I got out of the webhosting biz before i was in too deep. Customers who want more for less. Pricewars can really fuck with an industry.

                                              Amen

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                                                • Cyborg 2.0
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                  • 851
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Wilber
                                                  Before the dot.bomb they just plain hired you to do a job and would
                                                  wait for you to contact them and tell them it's ready.

                                                  After the dot.bomb, and all the kiddies were offering services for less
                                                  than minimum wage, clients want a friggin' play-by-play as your going.
                                                  They don't want to pay anything for it and the keep using the word
                                                  "just" a lot.

                                                  Like "I just want the sales people to get all the current listings" and you
                                                  say "Then you need to incorporate a database and that is going to
                                                  be an entirely different cost than the agreement we have already started".
                                                  Then they say "I don't want a database then I just want the sales people
                                                  to see the old listings and the new listings as they come up".

                                                  So it's not the code that's a bitch it's the clients. 1 out of 10 are normal
                                                  but the rest treat you like your scamming them or something.

                                                  If they say "just" then you tell them you "just" remembered your booked
                                                  for the next millennium and to call back when the sun goes nova.
                                                  Yeah get that sometime they say one thing then once u almost done they mention something that will require to change everything around...
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                                                    • brickbat
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                      • 740
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                                                      Heh.... well I will only do code for meyself, but Yes I totally understand what you mean. Thats part of the reason I got out of the webhosting biz before i was in too deep. Customers who want more for less. Pricewars can really fuck with an industry.
                                                      Yeah fuck coding for the man, all the stuff people are saying about it is true. Just code for yourself and get all money with none of the bullshit...

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                                                        • Wilber
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • May 2001
                                                          • 1295
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Cyborg 2.0
                                                          they say one thing then once u almost done they mention something that will require to change everything around...
                                                          The thing is they can change anything they want as long as I get paid for
                                                          all my keystrokes I don't give a shit if they change it every five minutes.
                                                          The problem is most don't want to pay for the work you already did
                                                          before they changed their minds.

                                                          I watch a show on T.V. I don't know the name of it but it's one of those
                                                          house improvement shows and a guy named Jim (really likable fella)
                                                          gets in the same shit with his clients. They blueprint a design and the owners
                                                          approve then the owners want changes and Jim and his Irish #1 man always
                                                          get pissed because the client doesn't want to pay for the changes and they
                                                          can't get it in their head why "extra items" cost "extra money.

                                                          House builders and programmers have the same attitude clients.
                                                          Sig NOT for sale

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