Top 10 Excuses For Sleeping At Desk
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the whiteout. You probably got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice yoga?"
4. "Shoot! Why did you interrupt me? I almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem!"
3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
2. "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."
1. "...In Jesus' name, Amen."
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the whiteout. You probably got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice yoga?"
4. "Shoot! Why did you interrupt me? I almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem!"
3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
2. "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."
1. "...In Jesus' name, Amen."
Good one
Cheezy ... I never felt asleep nowhere so I don't see the point of theses jokes ...
sad.
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