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I think one of my kitties might die soon...

07-22-2006, 11:08 PM

I caught her on the countertop eating butter, so I smushed it in her face. Naturally a cat will continually lick themselves to clean up the mess. I think her heart may seize up before the night is over.

I guess she won't be getting into the butter again.
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07-22-2006, 11:10 PM

Hahahahaha... Good riddance to the filthy bastard. Hopefully it'll be another one dead, and then just a few billion more to go until Earth is safe from the feline menace.
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07-22-2006, 11:12 PM

Geez rough thread.

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07-22-2006, 11:14 PM

Originally posted by notabook

Hahahahaha... Good riddance to the filthy bastard. Hopefully it'll be another one dead, and then just a few billion more to go until Earth is safe from the feline menace.

You truly are one of my favorite personalities on this board. I can't wait to find out the man behind the mask.
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07-22-2006, 11:16 PM

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You truly are one of my favorite personalities on this board. I can't wait to find out the man behind the mask.

You know very well that I'm a communist and I can't reveal who I am until every book has been burned and every cat has been destroyed.
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07-22-2006, 11:17 PM

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You know very well that I'm a communist and I can't reveal who I am until every book has been burned and every cat has been destroyed.

I see the nick "notacat" creeping up.
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07-22-2006, 11:30 PM

i am sorry to hear about your kittie
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07-22-2006, 11:33 PM

why would you push your cats head into it? :\

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07-22-2006, 11:53 PM

You are very much an asshole. I hope you like hell while you are burning in it. Plus you live in the US, that is animal cruelty.
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07-22-2006, 11:54 PM

yeah what you did was very stupid !

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07-23-2006, 12:04 AM

Originally posted by JaneB

You are very much an asshole. I hope you like hell while you are burning in it. Plus you live in the US, that is animal cruelty.

It's not animal cruelty. The mother fucker tried to STEAL HIS BUTTER. He did it in self defense, any normal human being would have reacted in the same way. ANIMALS need to learn their place, cats especially. Cats want to make you their slaves... and fucks you like are more than happy to oblige. "PLEASE ENSLAVE ME MEIN FELINE FUHRER! SIEG KITTY! SIEG KITTY!" You people are sick as fuck with your pro-cat propaganda. Just wait until a cat has your ass roasting over some open flames, let's see how you like your precious cats then.
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07-23-2006, 12:06 AM

guess I won't be using xlabor. Ever.
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07-23-2006, 12:16 AM

Originally posted by madawgz

why would you push your cats head into it? :\

So she won't do it again...

And most of you KNOW how much I care about my animals. I did it to teach her a lesson, hopefully it is just an upset stomach. Her heart is still beating. And if it is "cruelty" then many of you are guilty for rubbing the dogs nose in it... figuritively speaking.
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07-23-2006, 12:40 AM

why do cats always lick the damn butter

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07-23-2006, 12:48 AM

Originally posted by notabook

It's not animal cruelty. The mother fucker tried to STEAL HIS BUTTER. He did it in self defense, any normal human being would have reacted in the same way. ANIMALS need to learn their place, cats especially. Cats want to make you their slaves... and fucks you like are more than happy to oblige. "PLEASE ENSLAVE ME MEIN FELINE FUHRER! SIEG KITTY! SIEG KITTY!" You people are sick as fuck with your pro-cat propaganda. Just wait until a cat has your ass roasting over some open flames, let's see how you like your precious cats then.

No you are an asshole. I have seen your dumbass postings for a while now. The cat was not stealing butter you moran, and most humans do not act that way. You are supposed to teach the cat right from wrong, not do something that can make it sick or kill it. You have some serious fucking cat issues you need to get help with. Try a shrink. I would love to see the day a cat has me roasting over an open flame. Take your Prozac and chill out.
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07-23-2006, 12:48 AM

Originally posted by Kimo

why do cats always lick the damn butter

Not sure.

I think she will be fine though. She is sitting on my lap right now, purring. A bit sick though, not moving much.

I was just scared a bit because I just killed my pet mouse a few weeks ago. I fed him a tater tot shortly after taking it out of the deep fryer and it seized his heart almost instantly. Who knew?
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07-23-2006, 12:50 AM

Originally posted by JaneB

You are supposed to teach the cat right from wrong, not do something that can make it sick or kill it.

I think she has learned her lesson.
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07-23-2006, 12:56 AM

Originally posted by Murderous

So she won't do it again...

And most of you KNOW how much I care about my animals. I did it to teach her a lesson, hopefully it is just an upset stomach. Her heart is still beating. And if it is "cruelty" then many of you are guilty for rubbing the dogs nose in it... figuritively speaking.

They don't learn lessons like that. How about you learn the lesson of keeping things that could harm her out of her reach, or better yet give the cat to someone capable of taking care of it?
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07-23-2006, 01:01 AM

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They don't learn lessons like that. How about you learn the lesson of keeping things that could harm her out of her reach, or better yet give the cat to someone capable of taking care of it?

Haha, you crack me up. Eat a dick.
She is fine. Only time will tell if she learned anything or not. If not, I will shove the whole fucking stick down her throat!

And I take well care of my animals, but I do NOT tolerate this type of behaviour.
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07-23-2006, 01:06 AM

Originally posted by Murderous

Haha, you crack me up. Eat a dick.
She is fine. Only time will tell if she learned anything or not. If not, I will shove the whole fucking stick down her throat!

And I take well care of my animals, but I do NOT tolerate this type of behaviour.

Does not sound like you take care of your animals. You have killed one and may have killed another one. Cats hate water, so get a water bottle full of water that squirts. When the cat does something bad, squirt it with the water. I have a friend that does this and her cat is now an angel. It hates the water that much.
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07-23-2006, 01:10 AM

Originally posted by JaneB

The cat was not stealing butter you moran, and most humans do not act that way.

You spelled moron wrong.... moran
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07-23-2006, 01:10 AM

I put flea meds on my 2 cats and they licked it off eachother and were not in good shape the next day .. all better now but scary

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07-23-2006, 01:13 AM

Originally posted by JaneB

Does not sound like you take care of your animals. You have killed one and may have killed another one. Cats hate water, so get a water bottle full of water that squirts. When the cat does something bad, squirt it with the water. I have a friend that does this and her cat is now an angel. It hates the water that much.

I actually BOUGHT a spray bottle just for this reason, and never really had to use it besides to keep my cats off the dining room table or scratching on the furniture. However, I have noticed someone in the butter before and couldn't wait to get my hands on the culprit. My response was just reflex since I happened to be in the right place at the right time without my bottle at my hip. And the mouse was only $2, he was going to be fed to a snake anyway so I actually saved his life for a couple months. Then I killed him. I will know now to not feed my future mice any tater tots.

Dare you guys say I don't take care of my animals. I even have my 10 year old dalmation on a strict low protein diet. So the bitch pissed me off... pfffft!

EDIT: The reason I bought a spray bottle is because I don't beleive in using empty cleaner bottles... but I am such an asshole moran motherfucker huh?

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07-23-2006, 01:14 AM

you evil bastard

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07-23-2006, 01:24 AM

Originally posted by Murderous

I will know now to not feed my future mice any tater tots.

Heh... reminds me of the time I fed my sugar glider pepperoni from a pizza. It got all excited and ran around the room for a while, then suddenly dropped dead. It was 11 or 12 years old, guess it had a heart attack.
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07-23-2006, 02:59 AM

Originally posted by notabook

It's not animal cruelty. The mother fucker tried to STEAL HIS BUTTER. He did it in self defense, any normal human being would have reacted in the same way. ANIMALS need to learn their place, cats especially. Cats want to make you their slaves... and fucks you like are more than happy to oblige. "PLEASE ENSLAVE ME MEIN FELINE FUHRER! SIEG KITTY! SIEG KITTY!" You people are sick as fuck with your pro-cat propaganda. Just wait until a cat has your ass roasting over some open flames, let's see how you like your precious cats then.

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07-23-2006, 03:50 AM

Originally posted by madawgz

why would you push your cats head into it? :\

cats are not that smart, but they actually get the point when you do that.

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07-23-2006, 04:04 AM

Originally posted by polle54

cats are not that smart, but they actually get the point when you do that.

See... I am not the only one that feels this logic.
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07-23-2006, 04:19 AM

Originally posted by Murderous

So she won't do it again...

And most of you KNOW how much I care about my animals. I did it to teach her a lesson, hopefully it is just an upset stomach. Her heart is still beating. And if it is "cruelty" then many of you are guilty for rubbing the dogs nose in it... figuritively speaking.

No... that IS animal cruelty. Just say no a few times and she'll learn. I've had animals in my house all my life and you know what ... if you're too stupid to know how to dicipline a cat without physical ways, you shouldn't have animals at all. I've never rubbed my cat's nose in anything (or my dogs), and they've always learned that NO means NO. I tell you now ... if you leave the butter dish open, your cat WILL go for it ...

Close the fucking lid you idiot.

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07-23-2006, 04:22 AM

Originally posted by Murderous

EDIT: The reason I bought a spray bottle is because I don't beleive in using empty cleaner bottles... but I am such an asshole moran motherfucker huh?

I don't know what country you live in ... but spraying your cat is advised AGAINST in civilized society.

Man, are my pets throughout my life all exceptionally better than anyone elses or is it just that I know how to treat them better?

Must be the latter. And one other thing ... You noticed the butter go down before? CLOSE THE FUCKING LID! or BUY one WITH a lid!

Man, your cat is smarter than you!

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07-23-2006, 04:36 AM

Whatever dude.

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