I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
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I plan on living forever. So far, so good.Comment
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I looked up the word "beautiful" in the thesaurus today, and your name wasComment
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It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.Comment
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included.Comment
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The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.Comment
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I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?Comment
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Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.Comment
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I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking toComment
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Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes it comes alone.Comment
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you.Comment
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Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show.Comment
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I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.Comment
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There is more to life than increasing its speed.Comment
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I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!Comment
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The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.Comment
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I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.Comment
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The best vitamin for making friends is B-1.Comment
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I never thought that heaven would be so close to me"Comment
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"No comment" is a comment.Comment
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I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.Comment
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No decision is a decision.Comment
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I saw you, I had an asthma attack because you took my breath away!Comment
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Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.Comment
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I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the PrettyComment
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Do not believe in miracles. Rely on them.Comment
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Woman.Comment
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Anything free is worth what you pay for it.Comment
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I think I must be dying because I'm looking at Heaven.Comment
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One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.Comment
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I think my medication is wearing off.Comment
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You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.Comment
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I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just aComment
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One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.Comment
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sparkle.Comment
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Where there's smoke, there's dinner.Comment
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I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but afterComment
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When the going gets tough, the tough have a little cry over in the corner.Comment
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searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand inComment
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You only go around once. You only go around once. You only go around once.Comment
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mine, and the words, will you be mine?Comment
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43.3% of statistics are meaningless.Comment
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I want to bear all your children. (to a woman)Comment
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A penny saved is a government oversight.Comment
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I want to spend the rest of my life with you.Comment
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Life would be great if it weren't for people.Comment
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I want you more then a Popsicle on a hot summer dayComment
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I just do what the voices inside my head tell me to do.Comment
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I would love to be your tears, to be born in your eyes, live on your cheeksComment
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A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act them out.Comment
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