How much did it cost? (What?) The surgery that made you so hot!
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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.Comment
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I believe that it was Socrates who opined, "Know thyself." Well, I alreadyComment
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The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.Comment
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know myself, how about I get to know you?Comment
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The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.Comment
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I can read palms. {write your # on their hand} OOh it says your gonna callComment
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Never assume. It makes an ASS of U and ME!Comment
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me soon!Comment
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Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?Comment
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I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow.Comment
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"There are two types of people. Those who divide people into two types, and those who don't." Get your mind round that one, and the whole world slots into place.Comment
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I didn't know that angels could fly so low!Comment
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If it doesn't fit, force it; if it still doesn't fit, use a bigger hammer; if it breaks, then it needed fixing anyway.Comment
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I didn't know that Miss America lived here!Comment
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Life is what is happening while you make other plans.Comment
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I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyesComment
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If it ain't broke, break it. Then you can fix it.Comment
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yet.Comment
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To expand your horizons you must be willing to lose sight of the shore.Comment
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I don't know you, but I think I love you already.Comment
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Satisfying: The warm feeling engendered, for example, by seeing a traffic warden being given a parking ticket, or a double-glazing salesman getting an unwanted phone call.Comment
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I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I'll stop lovingComment
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Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.Comment
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youComment
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If it ain't broke, keep fixing it until it is.Comment
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I envy your lipstick.Comment
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Love is grand - divorce is a hundred grand.Comment
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I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.Comment
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I am in shape; round is a shape.Comment
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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see aComment
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Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.Comment
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pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?Comment
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Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.Comment
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I have only three months to live.Comment
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Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.Comment
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I heard that you have a good dentist. Mind if I try out his work?Comment
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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.Comment
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I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.Comment
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Even if you are on the right track, you'll still get run over if you just sit there.Comment
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I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.Comment
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.Comment
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I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.Comment
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An optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears this is true.Comment
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I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!Comment
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There will always be death and taxes. However, death doesn't get worse every year.Comment
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I knew that my life DID have a purpose, but not until I looked into yourComment
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In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.Comment
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eyes.Comment
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I am a nutritional overachiever.Comment
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