Top Doctor backs picking your nose....and eating it. No April Fool's joke!

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  • georgiagirlz
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2004
    • 211

    #1

    Top Doctor backs picking your nose....and eating it. No April Fool's joke!

    Saw this on Drudge a few days ago.....



    Top doc backs picking your nose and eating it

    Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor.

    Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies.

    He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and encourage children to take it up.

    Dr Bischinger said: "With the finger you can get to places you just can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner.

    "And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body's immune system.

    "Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to do. In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives in the intestines it works just like a medicine.

    "Modern medicine is constantly trying to do the same thing through far more complicated methods, people who pick their nose and eat it get a natural boost to their immune system for free."

    He pointed out that children happily pick their noses, yet by the time they have become adults they have stopped under pressure from a society that has branded it disgusting and anti social.

    He said: "I would recommend a new approach where children are encouraged to pick their nose. It is a completely natural response and medically a good idea as well."

    And he pointed out that if anyone was really worried about what their neighbour was thinking, they could still enjoy picking their nose in private if they still wanted to get the benefits it offered.



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  • DR_PHIL
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2002
    • 4099

    #2
    crunchy much better than creamy

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    • Vic Lagina
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2003
      • 1409

      #3
      I'd rather be a little less healthy.
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      • KDizzla
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2002
        • 1795

        #4
        Thats pure bullshit. Why would are body try to get rid of it then?
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        • reynold
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Oct 2002
          • 51271

          #5
          I will believe you if you post a link to that
          breakthrough.

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          • goBigtime
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2002
            • 7761

            #6
            http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_903083.html

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            • Firehorse
              Desire it and have it!!!
              • Apr 2002
              • 30767

              #7
              That almost sounds logical and really funny.

              The downside is it could lead to really big nostrils and a Rick James comment such as "Cocaine, it's a hell of a drug."
              MySweetEbony

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              • Screaming
                I can change this!!!!!
                • Feb 2004
                • 18972

                #8
                better than an apple a day it would seem huh

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                • webmaster x
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 4400

                  #9
                  Geez, it's hard to believe but I guess,
                  that's the way it should be.
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                  • pimplink
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2001
                    • 9535

                    #10
                    I'll start doing that...... right now!

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                    • cool1
                      sex is good
                      • Sep 2001
                      • 24939

                      #11
                      Now that is just wierd.
                      I can see thier point though.

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