ask "where") Over there! (Ask again: "What did I drop?") He answers back: My
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jaw!Comment
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I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!Comment
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%Move man to Garden.ednComment
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Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?Comment
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Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm andComment
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Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.Comment
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%Run multiplicationComment
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flex) To the gun show!Comment
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My husband says I never listen to him (at least I think that's what he said).Comment
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Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.Comment
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If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labour!Comment
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Excuse me, but I may be lost... Can you give me directions to whereverComment
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If you think you're thinking outside the box, then the box must be bigger than you think it is.Comment
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you're going?Comment
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E-mail signature suggestion: If you don't receive this mail then please reply and I'll re-send it.Comment
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Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!Comment
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Diplomat: One that can tell you to go to Hell in such a way that you actually look forwad to the trip.Comment
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Excuse me, but weren't we blissfully married in a past life?Comment
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War doesn't decide who's right, it decides who's left.Comment
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Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (reach up and gentlyComment
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If you can't see the light at the end of the tunnel - there must be a train coming.Comment
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squeeze her nose) BEEP. (If she laughs, she's yours; if she looks at youComment
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The biggest liar in the world is 'they say'.Comment
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funny, apologize.)Comment
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God must love the common man; he made so many of them.Comment
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Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?Comment
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Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday - and all is well.Comment
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Excuse me, do you have change for a $100 bill?Comment
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs or cutting hair.Comment
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Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.Comment
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A lie is like a snowball; the further you throw it, the bigger it becomes.Comment
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Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who couldComment
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The more horsepower possessed by a car, the more horse sense is needed to drive it.Comment
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introduce us.Comment
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone.Comment
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Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you areComment
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The best way to stop smoking is to stop, no butts.Comment
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the most gorgeous girl/guy I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tellComment
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Those who give - receive.Comment
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you.Comment
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Money will buy a pretty good dog but it won't buy the wag of his tail.Comment
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Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give youComment
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Age is in the mind, not in the calendar.Comment
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notice that I noticed you too.Comment
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You can only be young once, but immature forever.Comment
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Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just aComment
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As the days lengthen the cold strengthen.Comment
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sparkle.Comment
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A specialist is one who knows more and more about less and less.Comment
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