# OH, SH*T! (as they scrabble at the keyboard for ^c).
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# The sprinkler system isn't supposed to leak is it?Comment
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# It is only a minor upgrade, the system should be back up in a few hours. (This is said on a monday afternoon.)Comment
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.Comment
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# I think we can plug just one more thing in to this outlet strip with out triping the breaker.Comment
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Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction.Comment
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# What is all this I here about static charges destroying computers?Comment
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Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.Comment
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# I found this rabbit program that is supposed to test system performance and I have it running now.Comment
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Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.Comment
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# Ummm... Didn't you say you turned it off?Comment
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Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.Comment
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# The network's down, but we're working on it. Come back after diner. (Usually said at 2200 the night before thesis deadline...)Comment
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You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.Comment
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# Ooops. Save your work, everyone. FAST!Comment
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Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]Comment
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# Boy, it's a lot easier when you know what you're doing.Comment
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... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.Comment
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# I hate it when that happens.Comment
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Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".Comment
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# And what does it mean 'rm: .o: No such file or directory'?Comment
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# Why did it say '/bin/rm: not found'?Comment
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What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?Comment
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# Nobody was using that file /vmunix, were they?Comment
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Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.Comment
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# You can do this patch with the system up...Comment
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Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.Comment
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# What happens to a Hard Disk when you drop it?Comment
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Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.Comment
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# The only copy of Norton Utilities was on THAT disk???Comment
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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.Comment
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# Well, I've got a backup, but the only copy of the restore program was on THAT disk....Comment
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Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!Comment
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# What do mean by "fired"?Comment
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Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.Comment
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# hey, what does mkfs do?Comment
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Hi, I make more money than you can spend.Comment
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# where did you say those backup tapes were kept?Comment
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I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.Comment
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# ...and if we just swap these two disc controllers like this...Comment
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Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!Comment
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# don't do that, it'll crash the sys........ SHITComment
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I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!Comment
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# what's this hash prompt on my terminal mean?Comment
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.Comment
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# dd if=/dev/null of=/vmunixComment
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You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.Comment
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# find /usr2 -name nethack -exec rm -f {};Comment
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