# Made a decistion to turn our computers over to the care of this new Operating System.
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# Made a searching system inventory of our computersComment
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# Admitted to the computer, to ourselves and to another person the exact nature of our bad OS.Comment
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# Were entirely ready to have the superior OS remove all defects of the old one.Comment
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# The sprinkler system isn't supposed to leak is it?Comment
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# Humbly asked it to remove Win95's shortcomings.Comment
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# Made a list of all the computers we harmed with MS products and became willing to make amends to them all.Comment
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# Immediately remove such products from such computers wherever possible.Comment
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# Continued to take an inventory of the system and when we installed MS prodcuts we promptly admitted it and removed them.Comment
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# Sought through study and reading of FAQ's, HOWTO's and Newsgroups to improve our contact with the superior OS, as we understood it.Comment
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# Having had a computer awakening as the results of these steps we tried to carry this message to Win95 users and to practice these principles in all our affairs.Comment
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# Can you get VMS for this Sparc thingy?Comment
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# I don't care what he says, I'm not having it on my networkComment
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# We don't support that. We won't support that.Comment
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# ...and after I patched the microcode...Comment
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# You've got TECO. What more do you want?Comment
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# We prefer not to change the root password, it's an nice easy oneComment
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# Just add yourself to the password file and make a directory...Comment
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%Let there be light!Comment
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# What happens to a Hard Disk when you drop it?Comment
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# The network's down, but we're working on it. Come back after diner. (Usually said at 2200 the night before thesis deadline...)Comment
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#Password incorrect. Try again.Comment
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# You can do this patch with the system up...Comment
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#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.Comment
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%Let there be light!Comment
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#Unrecognizable command. Try again.Comment
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%Run heaven and earthComment
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#And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.Comment
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#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.Comment
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#Approx. funds remaining: $92.50.Comment
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#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.Comment
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%Let there be firmament in the midst of water and lightComment
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# Were entirely ready to have the superior OS remove all defects of the old one.Comment
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#And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.Comment
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#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.Comment
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#Approx. funds remaining: $84.60.Comment
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#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.Comment
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%Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and letComment
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