# What did you say your (l)user name was...? ;-)
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# You did what to the floppy???Comment
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# Sorry, we deleted that package last week...Comment
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# NO! Not that button!Comment
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# Uh huh......"nu -k $USER".. no problem....sure thing...Comment
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# Sorry, the new equipment didn't get budgetted.Comment
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# [looks at workstation] "Say, what version of DOS is this running?"Comment
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# Oops! (said in a quiet, almost surprised voice)Comment
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# YEEEHA!!! What a CRASH!!!Comment
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# What do you mean that could take down the whole network?Comment
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# What's this switch for anyways...?Comment
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# Tell me again what that '-r' option to rm doesComment
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# Say, What does "Superblock Error" mean, anyhow?Comment
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# If I knew it wasn't going to work, I would have tested it sooner.Comment
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# Was that your directory?Comment
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# System coming down in 0 min....Comment
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# The backup procedure works fine, but the restore is tricky!Comment
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# Hey Fred, did you save that posting about restoring filesystems with vi and a toothpick? More importantly, did you print it out?Comment
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# OH, SH*T! (as they scrabble at the keyboard for ^c).Comment
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# The sprinkler system isn't supposed to leak is it?Comment
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# It is only a minor upgrade, the system should be back up in a few hours. (This is said on a monday afternoon.)Comment
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# I think we can plug just one more thing in to this outlet strip with out triping the breaker.Comment
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# What is all this I here about static charges destroying computers?Comment
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# I found this rabbit program that is supposed to test system performance and I have it running now.Comment
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# Ummm... Didn't you say you turned it off?Comment
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# The network's down, but we're working on it. Come back after diner. (Usually said at 2200 the night before thesis deadline...)Comment
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# Ooops. Save your work, everyone. FAST!Comment
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# Boy, it's a lot easier when you know what you're doing.Comment
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# I hate it when that happens.Comment
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# And what does it mean 'rm: .o: No such file or directory'?Comment
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# Why did it say '/bin/rm: not found'?Comment
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# Nobody was using that file /vmunix, were they?Comment
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# You can do this patch with the system up...Comment
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# What happens to a Hard Disk when you drop it?Comment
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# The only copy of Norton Utilities was on THAT disk???Comment
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# Well, I've got a backup, but the only copy of the restore program was on THAT disk....Comment
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# What do mean by "fired"?Comment
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# hey, what does mkfs do?Comment
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# where did you say those backup tapes were kept?Comment
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# ...and if we just swap these two disc controllers like this...Comment
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# don't do that, it'll crash the sys........ SHITComment
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# what's this hash prompt on my terminal mean?Comment
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# dd if=/dev/null of=/vmunixComment
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# find /usr2 -name nethack -exec rm -f {};Comment
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# now it's funny you should ask that, because I don't know eitherComment
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# Any more trouble from you and your account gets moved to the 750Comment
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# Ooohh, lovely, it runs SVR4Comment
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# SMIT makes it all so much easier......Comment
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# We admitted we were powerless over Microsoft - that our computers had become unmanageable.Comment
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# Came to believe that an Operating System greater than Microsoft's could restore our computers to sanityComment
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