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  • psyko514
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    • Oct 2002
    • 22366

    #51
    50 broke newbies giving up.

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    • sumphatpimp
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      • Aug 2002
      • 5235

      #52
      follow this link, I think it will do you a lot of good

      http://www.newbiewebmasters.com/

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      • Thong Sniper
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        • Mar 2004
        • 1319

        #53
        Originally posted by sumphatpimp
        follow this link, I think it will do you a lot of good

        http://www.newbiewebmasters.com/
        eh. I do really well on my E/N/insult site, just don't really know what turns on the thong crowd. i'm going to probably try and go for a more general niche.
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        • SirSmokeALot
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          • Sep 2003
          • 1413

          #54
          ONE BILLION DOLLARS
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          • Thong Sniper
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2004
            • 1319

            #55
            Originally posted by SirSmokeALot
            ONE BILLION DOLLARS
            i don't know i got an offer for 1 dollar awhile back and it's starting to look pretty good...
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            • goBigtime
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              • Nov 2002
              • 7761

              #56
              Originally posted by psyko514


              *surfs over to men.com*

              file > save as...


              LoL better have a top-notch 3 letter domain purchased for 1.3 million (and all the free advertising that comes with such a transaction) to back it up with.

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              • blackmonsters
                Making PHP work
                • Nov 2002
                • 21045

                #57
                If you change your mind about selling then try this:

                -Change the link color, I can't read the links with that color at all.

                -Add more links (site looks too empty)

                -Use more sponsors!!! I have an interracial site that don't convert interracial worth a shit. I get sign ups on tranny, granny,fat and everything else except interracial.

                -get a traffic trading script (didn't see one there)

                Try my sig link if you want an easy way to fill up your site with links that pay you.
                Good luck.



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                • cashman
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 898

                  #58

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                  • DaLord
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2001
                    • 3318

                    #59
                    Originally posted by Thong Sniper


                    eh. I do really well on my E/N/insult site, just don't really know what turns on the thong crowd. i'm going to probably try and go for a more general niche.
                    That's your next mistake...

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                    • Screaming
                      I can change this!!!!!
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 18972

                      #60
                      dont sell it man, give it a little more time, take some of the advice given here on the thread to upgrade it and roll with it for a little more time

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                      • Shoehorn!
                        Die With Your Boots On
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 22872

                        #61
                        $25

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                        • Thong Sniper
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                          • Mar 2004
                          • 1319

                          #62
                          alright. my job has me host seminars and tonight theres one on how to make money in this industry. im gonna head on over and see what they say hehe.

                          thanks for the advice everyone.
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                          • Thong Sniper
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                            • Mar 2004
                            • 1319

                            #63
                            hmm. so the guy pretty much only gave advice on paysites and pretty much said TGPs and linksites didnt pay well heh.
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                            • anton69
                              Registered User
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 24

                              #64
                              Originally posted by Thong Sniper


                              eh. I do really well on my E/N/insult site, just don't really know what turns on the thong crowd. i'm going to probably try and go for a more general niche.

                              bahahaha
                              you dont know what turns on the thong crowd? how about thongs. I can see 5 on your main page but there are about 50 pictures. EVERY FUCKING ONE should be a THONG picture. ha. this is a niche. the people that are looking at this are pretty specific about what they want to see. related sponsors- lingerie, hips and thongs, voyeur panty shit. that would all sell well. dont think of your traffic as 500 to a thousand a day that dont convert. think about it as 500 to a thousand people that are looking for some special pics that turn them on. show them the right shit and youll have tons of sign ups. thats whats great about niche. not just your average fuckwad porn surfer. bah. good luck man.

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                              • Thong Sniper
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 1319

                                #65
                                whoa. tough love. thanks man.

                                Originally posted by anton69



                                bahahaha
                                you dont know what turns on the thong crowd? how about thongs. I can see 5 on your main page but there are about 50 pictures. EVERY FUCKING ONE should be a THONG picture. ha. this is a niche. the people that are looking at this are pretty specific about what they want to see. related sponsors- lingerie, hips and thongs, voyeur panty shit. that would all sell well. dont think of your traffic as 500 to a thousand a day that dont convert. think about it as 500 to a thousand people that are looking for some special pics that turn them on. show them the right shit and youll have tons of sign ups. thats whats great about niche. not just your average fuckwad porn surfer. bah. good luck man.
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                                • icu33774
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                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 1573

                                  #66
                                  Thong hit me up on icq man
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                                  • amassed
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Mar 2004
                                    • 129

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by Thong Sniper
                                    I just cannot fucking convert. I don't know what it is, but I can't do it. I've purchased traffic. Made my site easier to view. Linked, thumb nailed, did descriptive links, did updates, everything i can think of. my traffic will just not fucking convert. the final straw is buying traffic from chickentraffic.com, it coming out of my bank account and not having my order under "pending" status and not having any cash in my chicken traffic "bank".

                                    I'm just frustrated out of my fuckin' brain. So anyone that wants to buy my URL from me, I'll sell it cheap.

                                    http://www.thongsniper.com
                                    I couln't confirm your traffic. If I could I would be glad to pay you decently.
                                    Get@Me,

                                    AmAssEd

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                                    • webmaster x
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                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 4400

                                      #68
                                      It's just one of those days.
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                                      • BlackCrayon
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Jun 2003
                                        • 19634

                                        #69
                                        bought traffic is typically shit. you can't just expect to instantly have massive traffic and great conversions.
                                        you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                        • Thong Sniper
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                                          • Mar 2004
                                          • 1319

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by icu33774
                                          Thong hit me up on icq man
                                          alright....im on.
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                                          • BigFrog
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Sep 2002
                                            • 2057

                                            #71
                                            man, that site sucks. did you even put more than 30 minutes into making it?

                                            i agree with whoever posted this:

                                            www.newbiewebmasters.com

                                            you dont belong here dude.

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                                            • Thong Sniper
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 1319

                                              #72

                                              I'm a newb to adult webmastering it's true. but to webmastering in general I'm not, so it can be a frustrating experience. too bad whoever helped you out in the beginning didn't just shit all over you...

                                              Originally posted by BigFrog
                                              man, that site sucks. did you even put more than 30 minutes into making it?

                                              i agree with whoever posted this:

                                              www.newbiewebmasters.com

                                              you dont belong here dude.
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                                              • BigFrog
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                                                • Sep 2002
                                                • 2057

                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by Thong Sniper

                                                I'm a newb to adult webmastering it's true. but to webmastering in general I'm not, so it can be a frustrating experience. too bad whoever helped you out in the beginning didn't just shit all over you...


                                                i helped by reposting that link for you fuckface.

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                                                • amassed
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                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                  • 129

                                                  #74
                                                  This might all be a ploy to get traffic to your site. And if it is I LOVE YOU FOR THAT! Hot shit! If you wanna' do a link trade hit me. I know my site sucks "for real" but I am in the process of making it better.
                                                  Get@Me,

                                                  AmAssEd

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                                                  • Thong Sniper
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                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                    • 1319

                                                    #75
                                                    and if you don't zip you're man pleaser real fuckin' quick, I'll help you get your Night Job's quota with a few well placed pelvic thrusts you slobbering invalid with a french accent and a lisp river dancing your opinion in all the wrong places.

                                                    Originally posted by BigFrog



                                                    i helped by reposting that link for you fuckface.
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                                                    • Thong Sniper
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                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                      • 1319

                                                      #76
                                                      cool hit me up. [email protected]

                                                      Originally posted by amassed
                                                      This might all be a ploy to get traffic to your site. And if it is I LOVE YOU FOR THAT! Hot shit! If you wanna' do a link trade hit me. I know my site sucks to but I am in the process of making it better.
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                                                      • BigFrog
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                                                        • Sep 2002
                                                        • 2057

                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by Thong Sniper
                                                        and if you don't zip you're man pleaser real fuckin' quick, I'll help you get your Night Job's quota with a few well placed pelvic thrusts you slobbering invalid with a french accent and a lisp river dancing your opinion in all the wrong places.


                                                        are you retarded?

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                                                        • Thong Sniper
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                          • 1319

                                                          #78
                                                          Are you looking for someone to sympathize with your handicap you fucking stooge?

                                                          Originally posted by BigFrog



                                                          are you retarded?
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                                                          • BigFrog
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                                                            • Sep 2002
                                                            • 2057

                                                            #79
                                                            Originally posted by Thong Sniper
                                                            Are you looking for someone to sympathize with your handicap you fucking stooge?

                                                            handicap? you cant convert fucker, remember? that sounds like a mighty fucking handicap to me.

                                                            look dick, i gave you some good advice. if you had any smarts you'd go to that site where there are actually people around who really do want to help you and will give you some great advice.
                                                            if you dont wanna go there, then fuck off newbie.

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                                                            • OzMan84
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                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                              • 4740

                                                              #80
                                                              did you sell your domain yet? if so how much for?
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                                                              • Thong Sniper
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                                                                • Mar 2004
                                                                • 1319

                                                                #81
                                                                Is that all you got? I was hoping a somewhere behing that herpes infect smirk there was someone who would offer up a verbal assault that didn't mirror your limp wristed flail as you pound cluelessly on your concave chicken chest in hopes staking claim as king of the bath house. I already told you, I'm new to adult webmastering, not WEBMASTERING. There is a difference.

                                                                Now if you can't offer atleast an interesting flame in this thread the very least you can do is moonwalk your clubbed feet the fuck out of here before I slap the stupid outta you until you vanish, fuck piece.

                                                                Originally posted by BigFrog


                                                                handicap? you cant convert fucker, remember? that sounds like a mighty fucking handicap to me.

                                                                look dick, i gave you some good advice. if you had any smarts you'd go to that site where there are actually people around who really do want to help you and will give you some great advice.
                                                                if you dont wanna go there, then fuck off newbie.
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                                                                • BigFrog
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                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                  • 2057

                                                                  #82
                                                                  Originally posted by Thong Sniper
                                                                  blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. I already told you, I'm new to adult webmastering, not WEBMASTERING. There is a difference. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
                                                                  exactly

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                                                                  • p1mpdogg
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                    • 16714

                                                                    #83
                                                                    $150

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                                                                    • Thong Sniper
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                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                      • 1319

                                                                      #84
                                                                      yeah exactly because you offered me...
                                                                      www.newbiewebmasters.com

                                                                      not

                                                                      http://www.adultnewbie.com

                                                                      you freshly fucked fag in a form fitting frock. now shut the fuck up before you get served a lower intestine sized serving of Mongolian Beef, bitch.

                                                                      Originally posted by BigFrog


                                                                      exactly
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                                                                      • BigFrog
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                                                                        • Sep 2002
                                                                        • 2057

                                                                        #85
                                                                        Originally posted by Thong Sniper
                                                                        yeah exactly because you offered me...
                                                                        www.newbiewebmasters.com

                                                                        not

                                                                        http://www.adultnewbie.com

                                                                        you freshly fucked fag in a form fitting frock. now shut the fuck up before you get served a lower intestine sized serving of Mongolian Beef, bitch.


                                                                        DAMN you are fucking retarded.

                                                                        www.newbiewebmasters.com

                                                                        just click on that link....it's not that hard....just click on it.....you will feel so stupid after you do, but you need to do it.......click.....click......go on! click on it!

































                                                                        it's for new adult webmasters jackass!

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                                                                        • BigFrog
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                                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                                          • 2057

                                                                          #86
                                                                          http://www.adultnewbie.com/

                                                                          is that where you were getting your help? damn, now i do feel bad for you.


                                                                          but hey....you sound like you were born to fail, so i will let you. goodbye.

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                                                                          • Thong Sniper
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Mar 2004
                                                                            • 1319

                                                                            #87
                                                                            Doesn't matter, fuck off with a loaded 12 gauge shot gun, this is a ruse to get hits....WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO REALIZE THAT?!

                                                                            Originally posted by BigFrog



                                                                            DAMN you are fucking retarded.

                                                                            www.newbiewebmasters.com

                                                                            just click on that link....it's not that hard....just click on it.....you will feel so stupid after you do, but you need to do it.......click.....click......go on! click on it!

































                                                                            it's for new adult webmasters jackass!
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                                                                            • Thong Sniper
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                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                              • 1319

                                                                              #88
                                                                              Did I tell you I was getting help there or did I crown you King Queer and watch you parade yourself down the streets of San Francisco you one man army with a Please ask Please tell policy.

                                                                              Originally posted by BigFrog
                                                                              http://www.adultnewbie.com/

                                                                              is that where you were getting your help? damn, now i do feel bad for you.


                                                                              but hey....you sound like you were born to fail, so i will let you. goodbye.
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                                                                              • montel
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                                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                                • 2606

                                                                                #89
                                                                                TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT!
                                                                                Barefootsies

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                                                                                • cosis
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                                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                                  • 5292

                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  two fitty

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                                                                                  • rounders
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                                                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                                                    • 2931

                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    i still want it thong sniper
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                                                                                    • Timi
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                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                      • 413

                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      Dont know whether this will work but i think it sounds as though it will - copied it from a thread here a few months ago. Hope it might help. Sorry but cannot remember who originally posted it


                                                                                      Want to produce 200k-300k a day on your TGP within just a few weeks? Follow this guide!

                                                                                      Step 1
                                                                                      Build the TGP using all chokers links (he will send traffic back for all clicks)

                                                                                      Step 2
                                                                                      submit TGP to choker for approval to buy traffic

                                                                                      Step 3
                                                                                      *AFTER* it has been approved buy 300k hits or so and PAUSE THE TRAFFIC!!!

                                                                                      Step 4
                                                                                      Go *shopping* for trades. Join 1 and go to his top 3 trades on his toplist and join there also .... continue until you have 10-30big boys on there AND 20-40 smaller ones (they send productive traffic sometimes)

                                                                                      Step 5
                                                                                      Release the hits!
                                                                                      Let the 300k hits from choker click all over the place and feed your trades, hopefully you will jump start some big trades and they with only 3 or 4 they will feed each other with no other traffic.

                                                                                      My estimate is that if you buy 300k hits and use this strategy, you will soon have an AVG of 100k-190k self generated hits per day.

                                                                                      Step 6
                                                                                      Reduce chokers links to about half the TGP and the other half make them from submissions. Doing this will ensure some more traffic from choker. You want his hits because they are sometimes very productive.

                                                                                      Step 7
                                                                                      Post on forums that you now have a 150k+ tgp looking for quality galleries with recips.

                                                                                      Once these guys see you sending a few k per day to their galleries, BELIEVE me they will be back tomorrow to submit more, as many as you let them!

                                                                                      Step 8
                                                                                      Add an AP click-pic banner on top or middle of page, with this amount of traffic this will surely generate over $150 per month.

                                                                                      Step 9
                                                                                      Mention you are selling a top banner spot on your 200k TGP, people will pay near or over $500 for this monthly!

                                                                                      Step 10
                                                                                      Reserve top 5 gallery positions for your own galleries. You can either use your own and make use of a gallery rotator script, or most sponsors have rotating hosted galleries.

                                                                                      Step 11 (probably should have been sooner)
                                                                                      Add a toplist!!! Very basic, but make sure its on top of page. *DO NOT* add target="_new" or blank or anything, let them leave your site. Reason for this is because toplists will get good clickthroughs, and if you let the surfer know he is going to see more links before he clicks it, you will have SUPER high productivity on the other end and recieve 2-3x the amount of hits back.

                                                                                      Step 12
                                                                                      By now you have about 300k-400k a day. Add a banner rotating script to the bottom or middle of the page. With this many hits someone is bound to click it and make you $35-$55 per sale!



                                                                                      Using this strategy, within 2-3 weeks you can have a huge ass TGP generating more hits than you can handle, and about $2k-$4k per month income. Continue these steps many times and open several niche TGP's. *DO NOT* make some general TGP that has all 59 categories from choker's list, these are a dime a dozen and from what i find do not work well with this guide. Always stick to a niche, my first one was ebony/bbw and it jumped to 20k in 1 day WITHOUT buying traffic!

                                                                                      Anyhow, good luck and i hope you appreciate the time it took to write this, because my fingers are fucking killing me, lol

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                                                                                      • Holly
                                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                                                        • 10017

                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        Originally posted by Timi
                                                                                        Dont know whether this will work but i think it sounds as though it will - copied it from a thread here a few months ago. Hope it might help. Sorry but cannot remember who originally posted it
                                                                                        ahahahahaha



                                                                                        *sigh*
                                                                                        Those were the good ole days...
                                                                                        War National Damn Champions Eagle

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                                                                                        • Thong Sniper
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                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                          • 1319

                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          heh. it's worth a try ! :P
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                                                                                          • Jaden
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                                                                                            • Feb 2004
                                                                                            • 151

                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            Adult IS different than mainstream...take some time to learn the basics or it won't matter what niche you try to convert. A waste of time and money to get rid of one and start another without understanding any of it.....

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                                                                                            • Babagirls
                                                                                              Text Writer
                                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                                              • 18812

                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              Originally posted by psyko514
                                                                                              50 broke newbies giving up.
                                                                                              i wish!! lol




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                                                                                              • Thong Sniper
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                                                                                                • Mar 2004
                                                                                                • 1319

                                                                                                #97
                                                                                                Originally posted by Jaden
                                                                                                Adult IS different than mainstream...take some time to learn the basics or it won't matter what niche you try to convert. A waste of time and money to get rid of one and start another without understanding any of it.....
                                                                                                yeah that's what im starting to realize. everyones being really helpfull, which is amazing.
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                                                                                                • alecb
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                                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                                  • 269

                                                                                                  #98
                                                                                                  dude im still lingering in horrible conversions too, oh well, just gotta give it some timeeee
                                                                                                  A girl got drunk and balled the dead, and I gave empty sermons to my head.

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                                                                                                  • Thong Sniper
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                                                                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                                                                    • 1319

                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                    someones fucking with me because i converted on herfirstlesbiansex last night haha

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                                                                                                    • alias
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                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                      • 19010

                                                                                                      #100
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Thong Sniper
                                                                                                      Is that all you got? I was hoping a somewhere behing that herpes infect smirk there was someone who would offer up a verbal assault that didn't mirror your limp wristed flail as you pound cluelessly on your concave chicken chest in hopes staking claim as king of the bath house. I already told you, I'm new to adult webmastering, not WEBMASTERING. There is a difference.

                                                                                                      Now if you can't offer atleast an interesting flame in this thread the very least you can do is moonwalk your clubbed feet the fuck out of here before I slap the stupid outta you until you vanish, fuck piece.

                                                                                                      might want to post some of your poetry on there
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