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  • p1mpdogg
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2002
    • 16714

    #1

    i have BIG balls.

    eating crackers and pepperoni 36 hrs after i had 4 teeth yanked out of my skull.

    i AM a real man.
    A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!
  • PenetratinP
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2002
    • 2689

    #2
    you should be sucking down jello through a straw.......

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    • sake
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2002
      • 2648

      #3
      that's brilliant.

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      • bcooter
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2004
        • 797

        #4
        Originally posted by p1mpdogg
        eating crackers and pepperoni 36 hrs after i had 4 teeth yanked out of my skull.

        i AM a real man.

        i thought that too, till I pulled a week old piece of meet out of the gaping whole where stitches used to be. It smelled like poop. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. just thinkning about it grosses me out. there was rotten meat stuck in my mouth.

        good luck
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        • p1mpdogg
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Nov 2002
          • 16714

          #5
          Originally posted by bcooter



          i thought that too, till I pulled a week old piece of meet out of the gaping whole where stitches used to be. It smelled like poop. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. just thinkning about it grosses me out. there was rotten meat stuck in my mouth.

          good luck
          man you didnt have to tell me that

          especially while i am eating it

          fuck
          A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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          • tbabe
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2003
            • 2494

            #6
            Ouch, sounds painfull.

            Still one of the best programs on the net.


            According to their banner, you can get rich.

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            • bcooter
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2004
              • 797

              #7
              Originally posted by p1mpdogg


              man you didnt have to tell me that

              especially while i am eating it

              fuck

              ya, stop eating it.
              Where I make All My Non-Adult Money

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              • Holly
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jun 2003
                • 10017

                #8
                Originally posted by tbabe
                Ouch, sounds painfull.
                Almost as painful as opening up a thread and having to read your stupid welfare bullshit, over and over.
                War National Damn Champions Eagle

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                • exspamr
                  Registered User
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 1427

                  #9
                  rofl

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                  • Doctor Dre
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 51692

                    #10
                    I only have big balls in the summer when it's hot sticky and wet ...
                    Originally posted by rayadp05
                    I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                    • exspamr
                      Registered User
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 1427

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Holly
                      Almost as painful as opening up a thread and having to read your stupid welfare bullshit, over and over.
                      welfare?

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                      • icu33774
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 1573

                        #12
                        Originally posted by p1mpdogg


                        man you didnt have to tell me that

                        especially while i am eating it

                        fuck
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                        • montel
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 2606

                          #13
                          good luck with the dentistry. not sure thtis a good idea.
                          Barefootsies

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                          • Holly
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 10017

                            #14
                            Originally posted by exspamr


                            welfare?
                            ARS = the modern day porn fucktard's version of welfare. Just imagine if they started giving out bread and cheese with sig impressions, as well. He'd be livin' large!

                            Instead of actually doing some work, sending sign-ups, or doing anything even *remotely* related to the adult industry, he goes from board to board, all night and day, putting up THOUSANDS of thought provoking and relative comments like:

                            "Ouch, sounds painfull" (yes, he's too fucken stupid to spell painful)
                            "wow, I didn't know that"
                            "that's funny LOL"
                            "good for you"
                            "best of luck"
                            "that sucks"
                            "sorry to hear that"
                            "way to go"


                            I'm hoping he'll go ahead and die soon.
                            War National Damn Champions Eagle

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                            • OnThePiss
                              Registered User
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 24

                              #15
                              You're not a real man.......you're an idiot.....take some advice and eat only jello and ice cream....TOOL

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                              • Illicit
                                wtf ?
                                • Dec 2003
                                • 11895

                                #16
                                Originally posted by OnThePiss
                                You're not a real man.......you're an idiot.....take some advice and eat only jello and ice cream....TOOL
                                sounds about right ^
                                Insert Sig Here

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                                • exspamr
                                  Registered User
                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 1427

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Holly
                                  ARS = the modern day porn fucktard's version of welfare. Just imagine if they started giving out bread and cheese with sig impressions, as well. He'd be livin' large!

                                  Instead of actually doing some work, sending sign-ups, or doing anything even *remotely* related to the adult industry, he goes from board to board, all night and day, putting up THOUSANDS of thought provoking and relative comments like:

                                  "Ouch, sounds painfull" (yes, he's too fucken stupid to spell painful)
                                  "wow, I didn't know that"
                                  "that's funny LOL"
                                  "good for you"
                                  "best of luck"
                                  "that sucks"
                                  "sorry to hear that"
                                  "way to go"


                                  I'm hoping he'll go ahead and die soon.
                                  i enjoy seeing the hate you throw in his direction

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                                  • PenetratinP
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2002
                                    • 2689

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                    I only have big balls in the summer when it's hot sticky and wet ...
                                    Dogs shed in the summer......why not take up that good idea?

                                    I shave my balls and trim all my other hair real short to keep cool in the summer.

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                                    • Holly
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 10017

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by exspamr


                                      i enjoy seeing the hate you throw in his direction
                                      I do, too. It actually warms some of the coldest nether regions of my heart.

                                      Hold on. Let me bump one of my favorite things...
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                                      • exspamr
                                        Registered User
                                        • Dec 2002
                                        • 1427

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Holly
                                        I do, too. It actually warms some of the coldest nether regions of my heart.

                                        Hold on. Let me bump one of my favorite things...
                                        crap, now i gotta wait and see this... i was about to go to bed

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                                        • Holly
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 10017

                                          #21
                                          Ahhh shit. Still no search.

                                          I don't enjoy hating him enough to dig. As soon as it starts working again, though... straight to the top!
                                          War National Damn Champions Eagle

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                                          • exspamr
                                            Registered User
                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 1427

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Holly
                                            Ahhh shit. Still no search.

                                            I don't enjoy hating him enough to dig. As soon as it starts working again, though... straight to the top!
                                            yeah i was bummed that the search was still down before when i did my new sig just now... i had to improvise

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                                            • bufferover
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 25217

                                              #23
                                              Good for you But pray to don't have the same problems

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                                              • Vitasoy
                                                GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                • Oct 2003
                                                • 58202

                                                #24
                                                good boy


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                                                • strats
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                  • 1805

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by bcooter



                                                  i thought that too, till I pulled a week old piece of meet out of the gaping whole where stitches used to be. It smelled like poop. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. just thinkning about it grosses me out. there was rotten meat stuck in my mouth.

                                                  good luck
                                                  imagine being a dentist and working on infected teeth all day

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                                                  • Candice
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                    • 1149

                                                    #26
                                                    Hrmmmm, I think I recall telling you it wouldn't be a picnic, but at least the bleeding stopped. You'll be better later today when you wake up! muah! poor baby
                                                    You judge me for being different, I laugh because you are all the same!

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                                                    • com
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                      • 4541

                                                      #27
                                                      I just go to in -n- out, order a 3x3 animal style with a sprite, put it all in a blender and make a shake.

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