I may have missed a lot of posts, but it seems to me that there are a lot of uptight asses around here even though we all supposedly work in the adult industry.
So, I figured I'd let everyone know that it is hard to pee with a vibrator in your ass. I just got my house back to myself (Mom was up for a while helping me take care of my kid) and I figured I'd break the place back in by running around naked for a few hours before I hit the sack and jack off a bit, for fun :P
While I was in my nightstand grabbing my rubber vaginas (I broke one of them tonight, dammit) I noticed the vibrating buttplug thing. I never got the chance to use it on my ex, I kicked her out the same night I bought it (found out she was a bitch). I was kinda sauced up one night about a week afterwards and I thought of another ex who always wanted to fuck me with a strapon, but I was too scared, so I figured.. what the hell? I lubed the fucker up and stuck it in. It was a bit uncomfortable at first but once I got used to it, the vibrating part was really fucking cool!
Anyway, I get the thing out tonight, shove it in, and as I'm heading for my office (free porn :D) I figured I'd piss so nothing would interupt my orgasm when I got there ( I hate it when I build up a realy big one and suddenly have to piss, there's realy no quicker way to get blue-balls) and I discovered - it's really hard to piss when something is stuck in your ass. I tried all the tricks I normally employ, such as thinking of waterfalls, spitting on my dick and rubbing it in hard circles to create that intense feeling where you HAVE to piss, etc - no avail.
This was really more of a public service announcement than anything, there's no need for people to have to find out things like this on their own when we have a superhighway of information readily available.
So, I figured I'd let everyone know that it is hard to pee with a vibrator in your ass. I just got my house back to myself (Mom was up for a while helping me take care of my kid) and I figured I'd break the place back in by running around naked for a few hours before I hit the sack and jack off a bit, for fun :P
While I was in my nightstand grabbing my rubber vaginas (I broke one of them tonight, dammit) I noticed the vibrating buttplug thing. I never got the chance to use it on my ex, I kicked her out the same night I bought it (found out she was a bitch). I was kinda sauced up one night about a week afterwards and I thought of another ex who always wanted to fuck me with a strapon, but I was too scared, so I figured.. what the hell? I lubed the fucker up and stuck it in. It was a bit uncomfortable at first but once I got used to it, the vibrating part was really fucking cool!
Anyway, I get the thing out tonight, shove it in, and as I'm heading for my office (free porn :D) I figured I'd piss so nothing would interupt my orgasm when I got there ( I hate it when I build up a realy big one and suddenly have to piss, there's realy no quicker way to get blue-balls) and I discovered - it's really hard to piss when something is stuck in your ass. I tried all the tricks I normally employ, such as thinking of waterfalls, spitting on my dick and rubbing it in hard circles to create that intense feeling where you HAVE to piss, etc - no avail.
This was really more of a public service announcement than anything, there's no need for people to have to find out things like this on their own when we have a superhighway of information readily available.
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