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  • Jedimaster
    Registered User
    • Dec 2003
    • 2120

    #1

    Dumb Ass award for today.

    Man Burned After Firing Rocket Inside Car

    JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - Shannon Kramer's plans to fire a rocket toward his girlfriend went awry when the firework ricocheted inside his car and dived between his legs, bursting in a display that burned hair and skin from his feet to his groin, police said.

    Kramer, 35, told The Florida Times-Union he lit a fuse on the 6-inch-rocket, but wasn't able to get it out the window of his Ford Mustang before it went off.

    Seconds later, after the rocket blasted around inside the car, Kramer was burned and temporarily blinded.

    "I thought I was dead," he said. "I couldn't see, I couldn't hear. I went to stand up and I couldn't walk."

    Kramer said he suffered second-degree burns and a cut on one leg. His eyelashes and a lot of body hair are gone and an outline of his sandals is burned onto his feet.

    Jacksonville police were called to the explosion about 9:30 p.m. Sunday and were told a man who had been threatening his girlfriend with a bomb had a mishap.

    Kramer said he was only playing a prank and was intending to fire the rocket out the window as he passed.

    Police referred the case to the State Attorney's Office, but prosecutors declined to charge Kramer, police spokesman Ken Jefferson said.

    Kramer said the rocket, which resembled a bottle rocket, was the diameter of a golf ball.

    "I had a couple but this was the biggest," he said. "No more of those."
  • bringer
    i have man boobies
    • Jul 2003
    • 13082

    #2


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    • Edguy!
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2004
      • 1126

      #3
      People are fucking idiots.
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      • KDizzla
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2002
        • 1795

        #4
        Thats what he gets for being a dumbass... Dont play with fire.
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        • Scott McD
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Nov 2002
          • 67792

          #5
          Fucktard's nowadays...


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          • Shoehorn!
            Die With Your Boots On
            • Oct 2003
            • 22872

            #6
            Originally posted by Edguy!
            People are fucking idiots.
            Yeah they are.

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            • jhauser
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2002
              • 2924

              #7
              Who would have thought?
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              • Jedimaster
                Registered User
                • Dec 2003
                • 2120

                #8
                Originally posted by bringer


                url?
                http://www.jacksonville.com/tu-onlin...15215660.shtml

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                • Living For Today
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 3970

                  #9
                  what a fuckin retard

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                  • Paul Waters
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 4402

                    #10
                    I will predict he will eventually qualify for a Darwin Award.



                    Paul

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                    • jimboc
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 1614

                      #11
                      Great - it's not me again

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                      • stephanie m.
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 2484

                        #12
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                        • KMR Stitch
                          I am cool
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 14494

                          #13
                          Funny those types of fireworks are iiegal in Florida.

                          Well atleast Orange county I know for sure.

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                          • jimmyf
                            OU812
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 12651

                            #14
                            dumb shit, but it's funny
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                            • Ash@phpFX
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 4292

                              #15
                              some people are so fucking stupid

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                              • Hustler DJ
                                Confirmed User
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 469

                                #16
                                To do something that stupid, I woulda laid dollars to doughnuts that he had a mullet -- musta shaved it before he took that pic...
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                                • icu33774
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 1573

                                  #17
                                  well that was plain stupid to do. Sad part is he will porbaly try to sue someone now for his stupidity.
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                                  • XxXotic
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                                    • Jun 2002
                                    • 8500

                                    #18
                                    mother nature needs to get back on the ball with the natural selection thing
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                                    • High Quality
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                                      • Feb 2002
                                      • 5741

                                      #19
                                      That is totally awesome. HAHAHA

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                                      • Basic_man
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                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 27360

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Edguy!
                                        People are fucking idiots.
                                        Yeah right !
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                                        • LauraLee
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Sep 2003
                                          • 3821

                                          #21
                                          what a jackass

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                                          • maxdaname
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 5193

                                            #22
                                            Funny Shit!!

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                                            • Ross
                                              Ik ben een aap
                                              • Sep 2002
                                              • 18874

                                              #23
                                              Dumb fucking mofo.

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                                              • C-Bass
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Apr 2003
                                                • 3153

                                                #24
                                                some people just need to get out more....
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                                                • Raf1
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 12117

                                                  #25
                                                  haha, what an idiot
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                                                  • iFliPcEss
                                                    Registered User
                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                    • 3087

                                                    #26
                                                    that guy is freakin moron

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                                                    • myjah
                                                      Back in the harbor
                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                      • 11482

                                                      #27
                                                      we need to see an iq test before we sell fireworks now, huh?
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                                                      • crockett
                                                        in a van by the river
                                                        • May 2003
                                                        • 76818

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Paul Waters
                                                        I will predict he will eventually qualify for a Darwin Award.

                                                        yea we just have to wait untill he manages to kill himself.. or is a failed death an honorable mention?
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                                                        • ModelPerfect
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                          • 2862

                                                          #29
                                                          Again, I say: "never underestimate the power of stupidity."
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                                                          • Screaming
                                                            I can change this!!!!!
                                                            • Feb 2004
                                                            • 18972

                                                            #30
                                                            good job dumb ass

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                                                            • Lykos
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                              • 31027

                                                              #31
                                                              Damn

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                                                              • body
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                • 5017

                                                                #32
                                                                Jack Ass
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                                                                • DreamCumTrue
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                  • 2985

                                                                  #33
                                                                  oh my god

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                                                                  • EZRhino
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                                    • 6258

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Dumb ass

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