DomBuyer

Problem is, he's always online, doesn't seem to sleep.

I figure the only way I can steal his blog empire idea is to short out his pc via remote van, maybe have it done punk'd style.

Then he has to actually load up the pc, drive his tan Dodge Breeze the forty miles to civilization from rural Alabama, and BAM, we hit his house hard.

The other possibility is that his whois records use a P.O. Box, so he has to make at least a trip a day to drive the forty miles to civilization in his tan Dodge Breeze to pick up his very important mail, such as pitches from Network Solutions.

Either way, it will be done, and done good.