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  • Shoehorn!
    Die With Your Boots On
    • Oct 2003
    • 22872

    #1

    Most insane prize giveaway in GFY history

    Alright, I posted earlier that I would give a trip for 2 to Hawaii away for any affiliate that can send 500 joins. That seems fun, so I've added some new prizes. Here is goes.

    5 joins - keychain
    10 joins - shirt
    25 joins - box of cigars
    50 joins - Ruth's Chris giftcard
    100 joins - your choice of PS2, XBox, or GameCube
    500 joins - Round trip airfare and hotel to Hawaiian island of your choice for you and a friend
    10,000 joins - boobjob for wife/girlfriend/self/anyone*
    100,000 joins - Italian sportscar (Maserati, Ferrari, Lamborghini, etc.)*
    500,000 joins - New house*
    1,000,000 joins - private jet*
    2,500,000 joins - Sikorsky helicopter*
    5,000,000 joins - private island off the cost of Florida or Bahamas*
    1,000,000,000 joins - all of the above*

    *These prizes don't count for affiliates using the recurring payout program.

    I seriously will give these prizes away if you send me the joins. The prizes with asteriks are subject to extreme looking into, but if you make it happen, I'll come through.

    Sign up here - http://www.teencans.com/affiliate/affiliatesignup.htm
    Get promotional stuff here (more coming soon) - http://www.teencans.com/affiliate/promotional.htm

    Good luck.
  • vapewiz
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2002
    • 1530

    #2
    No offense but the girls on your tour don't look like 18-22 y/o teens.

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    • gornyhuy
      Chafed.
      • May 2002
      • 18041

      #3
      Smart move to make the lower level prizes....

      icq:159548293

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      • Shoehorn!
        Die With Your Boots On
        • Oct 2003
        • 22872

        #4
        Originally posted by cutetwink
        No offense but the girls on your tour don't look like 18-22 y/o teens.
        None taken at all, I appreciate feedback. The tour sucks too, but someone is working on it right now and it should be done by the end of the week.

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        • myjah
          Back in the harbor
          • Sep 2003
          • 11482

          #5
          you are just a wild and crazy giveaway guy!
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          • Shoehorn!
            Die With Your Boots On
            • Oct 2003
            • 22872

            #6
            Originally posted by gornyhuy
            Smart move to make the lower level prizes....
            I am going to add more when I can think of some. If anyone has any suggestions, please post them.

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            • BradM
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2003
              • 3397

              #7
              Good luck.... if that site converts I am changing my entire marketing strategy.

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              • Shoehorn!
                Die With Your Boots On
                • Oct 2003
                • 22872

                #8
                Originally posted by myjah
                you are just a wild and crazy giveaway guy!
                I just hope I am able to give stuff away. Everyone loves free stuff.

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                • Ic3m4nZ
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 6285

                  #9
                  Nice giveaway but 500 000 joins and more I doubt someone would do this in a lifetime.

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                  • Shoehorn!
                    Die With Your Boots On
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 22872

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
                    Nice giveaway but 500 000 joins and more I doubt someone would do this in a lifetime.
                    Yeah, it's more of a joke than anything. But hey, if someone manages to somehow pull it off (legally), the prizes will be delivered. Guaranteed.

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                    • kush
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 3382

                      #11
                      Good site, but some of the content on your tour is washed up, overexposed content that really brings down the overall quality of your otherwise nice looking site!

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                      • insanesurfer
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 790

                        #12
                        Shouldn't the all the above be a little lower?
                        Tired of Paypal? Then give Moneybookers a chance.

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                        • Shoehorn!
                          Die With Your Boots On
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 22872

                          #13
                          Originally posted by kush
                          Good site, but some of the content on your tour is washed up, overexposed content that really brings down the overall quality of your otherwise nice looking site!
                          Again, thanks for the opinion, what content provider do you think has the best content? Post a link or ICQ - 72458277.

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                          • Shoehorn!
                            Die With Your Boots On
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 22872

                            #14
                            Originally posted by insanesurfer
                            Shouldn't the all the above be a little lower?
                            Sure, let's make it 750,000,000.

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                            • kush
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 3382

                              #15
                              Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom


                              Again, thanks for the opinion, what content provider do you think has the best content? Post a link or ICQ - 72458277.
                              Honestly, I have no recommendations of a specific provider - but I do think that completely exclusive content for a tour is very important.

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                              • jhauser
                                Confirmed User
                                • Dec 2002
                                • 2924

                                #16
                                5,000,000 joins - private island off the cost of Florida or Bahamas* That is so mine...
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                                • Shoehorn!
                                  Die With Your Boots On
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 22872

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by jhauser
                                  5,000,000 joins - private island off the cost of Florida or Bahamas* That is so mine...


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                                  • Oracle Porn
                                    Affiliate
                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 24433

                                    #18
                                    can you afford a ferrari?


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                                    • Shoehorn!
                                      Die With Your Boots On
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 22872

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                      can you afford a ferrari?
                                      Yup. And with 100,000 joins you can have one too.

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                                      • juicylinks
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Apr 2001
                                        • 122992

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by jhauser
                                        5,000,000 joins - private island off the cost of Florida or Bahamas* That is so mine...
                                        Can i cum on errr with you?

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                                        • Ian
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 1259

                                          #21
                                          Smutpeddlar:

                                          Good one. For two million can I have "Health, wealth and happiness"?

                                          Nice to see someone post once in a while that's not doom and gloom or just plain screwed up.

                                          You made my night.

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                                          • Shoehorn!
                                            Die With Your Boots On
                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 22872

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by juicylinks


                                            Can i cum on errr with you?
                                            If you send 5,000,000 joins you can do whatever the hell you want, (except sexual things involving me). But if send 500 joins we can party in Hawaii with a box of chocolate, an afro wig, and 7 girls.

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                                            • Shoehorn!
                                              Die With Your Boots On
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 22872

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Ian


                                              You made my night.

                                              Glad to hear it man.

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                                              • stephanie m.
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Feb 2004
                                                • 2484

                                                #24
                                                hehe, great post


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                                                • digifan
                                                  The Profiler
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 14618

                                                  #25
                                                  What if someone has an xbox, ferrari and prefer cash? Or just in case of the smaller prices... is that doable?
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                                                  Webair Rocks

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                                                  • Shoehorn!
                                                    Die With Your Boots On
                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                    • 22872

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by digifan
                                                    What if someone has an xbox, ferrari and prefer cash? Or just in case of the smaller prices... is that doable?
                                                    Absoloutely, basically you let me know what you want and I'll hook you up. If you prefer a cash bonus, I'll give you a cash bonus. Also, please post some suggestions for more prizes.

                                                    Any questions let me know - 72458277.

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                                                    • digifan
                                                      The Profiler
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 14618

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom


                                                      Absoloutely, basically you let me know what you want and I'll hook you up. If you prefer a cash bonus, I'll give you a cash bonus. Also, please post some suggestions for more prizes.

                                                      Any questions let me know - 72458277.
                                                      Wow
                                                      [email protected]
                                                      Webair Rocks

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                                                      • Shoehorn!
                                                        Die With Your Boots On
                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                        • 22872

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by digifan


                                                        Wow
                                                        When I say I'll get you what you want, it has to be within reason and proportional to the number of joins you send. Putting a hit out on someone isn't doable. Unless you can find some loophole to make it legal.

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                                                        • Spunky
                                                          I need a beer
                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                          • 133978

                                                          #29
                                                          Wouldn't somebody sending that many joins be able to buy their own car?
                                                          100,000 joins - Italian sportscar (Maserati, Ferrari, Lamborghini, etc

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                                                          • Shoehorn!
                                                            Die With Your Boots On
                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                            • 22872

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by spunky1
                                                            Wouldn't somebody sending that many joins be able to buy their own car?
                                                            100,000 joins - Italian sportscar (Maserati, Ferrari, Lamborghini, etc
                                                            Definately not.

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                                                            • CDSmith
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • May 2001
                                                              • 51460

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
                                                              *These prizes don't count for affiliates using the recurring payout program.
                                                              LMAO!!



                                                              Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
                                                              25 joins - box of cigars
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                                                              • Shoehorn!
                                                                Die With Your Boots On
                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                • 22872

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                Cubans?
                                                                I live in the states, so I don't think I could get you Cubans. How about Cohibas? They're the next best thing.

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                                                                • Huggles
                                                                  GFY'S #1 retard
                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                  • 12567

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Who's your web designer?!?!
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                                                                  • Shoehorn!
                                                                    Die With Your Boots On
                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                    • 22872

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Huggles
                                                                    Who's your web designer?!?!
                                                                    HAHA.

                                                                    I know, it sucks, I did it. Shark Laser is redoing it right now, supposed to be done by Wednesday.

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                                                                    • SetTheWorldonFire
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                      • 7444

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom




                                                                      I wonder how that is when there is a hurricane.
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                                                                      • Shoehorn!
                                                                        Die With Your Boots On
                                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                                        • 22872

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire
                                                                        I wonder how that is when there is a hurricane.
                                                                        Scary as all hell.

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                                                                        • boardersweetie
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                          • 1889

                                                                          #37
                                                                          can I be flown to hawaii just for being so damn cute??

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                                                                          • reynold
                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                            • 51271

                                                                            #38
                                                                            insane? that's out of this world!

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                                                                            • insanesurfer
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                              • 790

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom


                                                                              Sure, let's make it 750,000,000.
                                                                              What I was talking about is if you add up all the others it only comes to like 9million. It's not like I'm going to get there anyhow
                                                                              Tired of Paypal? Then give Moneybookers a chance.

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                                                                              • bcooter
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                                • 797

                                                                                #40
                                                                                5,000,000 joins - private island off the cost of Florida or Bahamas*

                                                                                that is so fucking mine. i cant wait
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                                                                                • Shoehorn!
                                                                                  Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                  • 22872

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by boardersweetie
                                                                                  can I be flown to hawaii just for being so damn cute??
                                                                                  Hmm, I might be willing to go half. Come back on IRC and we'll talk.

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                                                                                  • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                                    best designer on GFY
                                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                                    • 30307

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom


                                                                                    I am going to add more when I can think of some. If anyone has any suggestions, please post them.
                                                                                    Can you alter presidential elections?

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                                                                                    • Shoehorn!
                                                                                      Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                      • 22872

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by insanesurfer
                                                                                      What I was talking about is if you add up all the others it only comes to like 9million. It's not like I'm going to get there anyhow
                                                                                      HAHA. Math never was my strong point. The REAL reason for that last one was the fact that there has to be something for 1,000,000,000 joins. Maybe something like a trip to the moon, how much are those going for nowadays? Hoew about 1,000,000,000 joins gets you whatever you want.

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                                                                                      • Shoehorn!
                                                                                        Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                                                        • 22872

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by AlienQ


                                                                                        Can you alter presidential elections?
                                                                                        Yes. With enough joins that is definately possible.

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                                                                                        • pimplink
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                                          • 9535

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Nice prizes!

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                                                                                          • riosluts
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Sep 2003
                                                                                            • 5250

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            2,500,000 joins - Sikorsky helicopter*




                                                                                            Nice. but isnt that a military type helicopter. i doubt you'lll be able to buy one

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                                                                                            • Shoehorn!
                                                                                              Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                              • 22872

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by riosluts
                                                                                              2,500,000 joins - Sikorsky helicopter*




                                                                                              Nice. but isnt that a military type helicopter. i doubt you'lll be able to buy one
                                                                                              They also make civilian aircraft. The Rolls Royce of helicopters.



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                                                                                              • boardersweetie
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                                • 1889

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom


                                                                                                Hmm, I might be willing to go half. Come back on IRC and we'll talk.
                                                                                                Only half?? Who else in Hawaii thinks I'm cute enough to pay for half? If I get 2 of you together, I'm set!

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                                                                                                • Mr. Marks
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                                  • 7517

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  This can be exciting!

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                                                                                                  • mule
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                                                                    • 6085

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Gotta love the 30-year-old teens on the splash page
                                                                                                    Converting like a mofo

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