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Old 12-05-2004, 11:36 PM  
baddog
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My daughter and I were talking about plastic surgery the other day

As we were riding the bike along the beach, checking out all the beautiful people she brought up an interesting point.

With all the plastic surgery going on these days, fake tits, lips, asses, the entire swan phenomena, how the hell are you supposed to know what you are getting when you finally decide to tie the knot?

Some good looking stud muffin, finds a babe, gets married, gets her pregnant and expects a beautiful child. What happens? He gets something that looks like an extra from Mars Attacks because that babe underwent major reconstruction 3 years earlier.

What is the solution? Does one insist on an AIDS test and a complete medical history to verify that there wasn't any body work done?

Discuss.
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