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  • JoPapa
    Registered User
    • Jan 2004
    • 37

    #1

    Only in America

    1 Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
    2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
    3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
    4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
    5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
    6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
    7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
    8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
    9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
    10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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  • TurboTrucker
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2003
    • 2363

    #2
    I got a Dominoes, Pizza Hut, and Papa Johns within a half mile of my house.

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    • TweetyBird
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2004
      • 8532

      #3
      dang, you sure are "pizza-less" proof
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      • JoPapa
        Registered User
        • Jan 2004
        • 37

        #4
        Originally posted by TurboTrucker
        I got a Dominoes, Pizza Hut, and Papa Johns within a half mile of my house.
        i got domino pizza and pizza nova 300 m away
        and got 2 pizza pizzas and about 1-2 km away and they still take about 30-40 to deliver
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        • dav555add
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2001
          • 3427

          #5
          10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

          I have always wondered about that,
          ...

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          • SlickRick
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2003
            • 2849

            #6
            funny stuff


            got a few to add

            1. Only in America......gardeners use leafe blowers to blow the leaves on the street and cars driving by and blow them back on the yard.


            2. Only in America......When A gallan of milk cost more then a gallen of gas.

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            • woj
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              • Jul 2002
              • 47880

              #7
              Originally posted by JoPapa
              1 Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
              2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
              3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
              4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
              5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
              6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
              7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
              8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
              9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
              10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
              heh heh, good stuff
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              • JakeR
                Confirmed User
                • May 2001
                • 1760

                #8
                10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

                anyone know why?
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                • SlickRick
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 2849

                  #9
                  opps forgot another one


                  4. Only in America......when we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.

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                  • mech
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 343

                    #10
                    Originally posted by JakeR
                    10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

                    anyone know why?
                    Because the manufacturer only produces one set of keypad numbers that contain braille and they are used on all ATMs. No big conundrum here.
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                    • attention_whore
                      Why does my mouse have brown stains?
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 335

                      #11
                      1. Actually the ambulance is closer than the pizza places where I live, and the pizza place is only a mile away.
                      2. Handicap people like to watch ice skaters.
                      3. That's a stumper.
                      4. I personally prefer the taste of diet sodas over regular.
                      5. I haven't heard of people accidentally walking off with doors.
                      6. Neighbors don't complain about cars being in a driveway.
                      7. Who uses answering machines to screen calls anymore? Caller I.D. ....
                      8. You can buy hot dogs in packs of eight also.
                      9. Weird.
                      10. Because people can also WALK up to these ATM's, including blind people.
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