Two of the MOST AWFUL jokes I have ever heard!!!

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  • Rob
    I'm a great bowler.
    • Nov 2003
    • 13310
    #1

    Two of the MOST AWFUL jokes I have ever heard!!!

    I didn't make these up so don't shoot the fucking messenger!

    Awful Joke#1
    Q. What's the best part about fucking 28 year olds?

    A. There's 20 of them!!!

    Awful Joke#2
    Q. What's Black and Blue and Hates Sex?

    A. A rape victim.

    I told you! Those are definetly jokes you don't want to tell in most situations. A friend of mine decided to tell joke#1 on a date. Needless to say, the date ended shortly thereafter.

    If you've heard worse, post them!
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    • timboss
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      • Sep 2003
      • 627
      #2
      dont know if I heard worse, those are pretty awful bro
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        • Fletch XXX
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          • Jan 2002
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            • dav555add
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              • Jun 2001
              • 3427
              #4
              Well, they rate high in the "insensitive" stories
              ...

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                • evildick
                  #5
                  Q. What's the worst thing about fucking a 5 year-old?

                  A. Getting the blood out of your clown suit.

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                    • n3in
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                      • Jan 2004
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                        • runaway
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                          • Feb 2004
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                          #7

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                            • TweetyBird
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                              • Feb 2004
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                              #8
                              omg..
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                                • quiet
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                                  • Sep 2001
                                  • 25115
                                  #9
                                  we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                    • Spunky
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                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 133978
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by evildick
                                      Q. What's the worst thing about fucking a 5 year-old?

                                      A. Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
                                      Thats just sick man

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                                        • maxdaname
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                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 5193
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by n3in
                                          How many babies does it take to paint a house?
                                          Depends how hard you throw them.

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                                            • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
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                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 5162
                                              #12
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                                                • riosluts
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                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                  • 5250
                                                  #13
                                                  wtf i dont even get the 2nd one and the first one is so damn stupid. who made those jokes up

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                                                    • Ic3m4nZ
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                                                      • Aug 2003
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                                                      #14

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                                                        • Edguy!
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                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                          • 1126
                                                          #15
                                                          Those jokes aren't awful, they're hilarious.

                                                          People need to separate humour from reality.
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                                                            • jpwhits
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                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                              • 1045
                                                              #16
                                                              Q.whats the best thing about having sex with an 8 year old in the shower?
                                                              A.Slicking there hair back and making them look 5

                                                              Q.Whats the best thing about having sex with a 5 year old boy
                                                              A.Watching him breakdown on the witness stand


                                                              Dont shoot the messenger
                                                              ))<>((

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                                                                • Spunky
                                                                  I need a beer
                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                  • 133978
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
                                                                  QUESTION
                                                                  Who was the best Jewish Cook?

                                                                  ANSWER
                                                                  Hitler
                                                                  Thats just wrong

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                                                                    • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
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                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                      • 5162
                                                                      #18
                                                                      and talking about fucking little kids isnt? these are all tastless jokes, if you cant handle them dont come in here... my step brother is jewish from his moms site... he is the one who told me that fucking joke.

                                                                      my step dad got pissed too

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                                                                        • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
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                                                                          • Oct 2003
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          oh and just because you dont like them jew jokes...


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                                                                            • SlickRick
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                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                              • 2849
                                                                              #20
                                                                              funny but sick

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                                                                                • Spunky
                                                                                  I need a beer
                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                  • 133978
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Yes tastless.. Some things shouldn't be said or kept to yourself

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                                                                                    • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
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                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                      • 5162
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by spunky1
                                                                                      Yes tastless.. Some things shouldn't be said or kept to yourself
                                                                                      exactly... thats why i didnt keep that joke to myself


                                                                                      sorry if that joke offended you, but comon man, its a joke, make a laugh outta it, i think its the funniest joke out of these all listed, i mean how funny is it talking about fucking 20 8year olds? or slicking an 8yearolds hair back to make him 5? they are terrible tasteless jokes, ment to offend people, which is what makes them funny..


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                                                                                        • CDSmith
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                                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                                          • 51460
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Hey, I don't write em either. I can appreciate the spirit of the truly tasteless though......




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                                                                                            • CDSmith
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              What do you call a jewish gay guy?






































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                                                                                                • DVTimes
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Q. What's the worst thing about fucking a 5 year-old?

                                                                                                  A. When they say they had better.

                                                                                                  Sorry, its a bit sick.
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                                                                                                    • CDSmith
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                                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                                      • 51460
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Not all that tasteless, but I like this one....



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                                                                                                        • quiet
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                                                                                                          • 25115
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                                          Q: How do you make a dead baby float?




                                                                                                          A: Put two dead babies in a glass, ice cream, and coke.
                                                                                                          lol
                                                                                                          we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                                                                                            • Ash@phpFX
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              some of those are really sick, some are just fucking funny

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                                                                                                                • reynold
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  it's kinda funny!

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                                                                                                                              Originally posted by HeebyJeeby
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                                                                                                                              HOLY SHIT, thats so wrong.
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      What does a Jewish pedophile say to a child?




                                                                                                                                      Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              lol

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                                                                                                                                                  poor kid. all he got was that lousy shirt.

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                                                                                                                                                                • WarChild
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                                                                                                                                                                  Next time you're standing around a room, point to a young lady and ask someone if they want to "go halfers on a rape charge".

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                                                                                                                                                                        • evildick
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by spunky1

                                                                                                                                                                          Thats just sick man
                                                                                                                                                                          Did you happen to catch the title of the thread on your way in?

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Rob
                                                                                                                                                                              I'm a great bowler.
                                                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                                              • 13310
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Wow, Guys! Those are absolute horrible jokes!!!

                                                                                                                                                                              Keep'em coming!

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                                                                                                                                                                                • FunForOne
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by chodadog
                                                                                                                                                                                  What does a Jewish pedophile say to a child?




                                                                                                                                                                                  Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?



                                                                                                                                                                                  that is funny

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