I take back everything I have said about Scientology, it is awesome and I joined!

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  • Repetitive Monkey
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2004
    • 3505

    #1

    I take back everything I have said about Scientology, it is awesome and I joined!

    Scientology is awesome! You know, it's got EVERYTHING! Scientology is <b>my life</b> now. Hubbard is Source and he knew everything there was to know about the universe and the Thetans trying to corrupt our species. Hell, <b>Scientology IS life</b>! Scientology works for me, and Scientology works for EVERYONE if you just give it a try! Why haven't you joined? Because of <b>evil suppressives trying to keep humanity from the light</b>? Join Scientology now! <b>It works</b>!!!

    http://www.scientology.org/pics/en_US/indexFlash.swf





  • Repetitive Monkey
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2004
    • 3505

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    • Repetitive Monkey
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2004
      • 3505

      #3
      Scientology has <b>totally revolutionized my life</b>, why won't you give it a try? If it doesn't work, which is highly unlikely, you won't have to be into it anymore! Why not give it a go? I will set you up with a free starter course and a free personality test in your area if you are strong enough to not listen to the suppressives trying to keep humanity enslaved! Scientology works for everyone! It is perfect!!

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      • Fletch XXX
        GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
        • Jan 2002
        • 60840

        #4

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        • Repetitive Monkey
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2004
          • 3505

          #5
          Originally posted by Fletch XXX
          Help me out, Fletch, you are secretively into it! Come out of the closet and help me recruit so I can get this weeks chart up to par! I don't want to get thrown into the RPF for not being efficient enough!

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          • Fletch XXX
            GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
            • Jan 2002
            • 60840

            #6
            Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey
            Help me out, Fletch, you are secretively into it! Come out of the closet and help me recruit so I can get this weeks chart up to par! I don't want to get thrown into the RPF for not being efficient enough!
            if scientologists had an affiliate program, otherwise, see sig

            im not recruiting for anyone. ;)

            good thread


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            • Gemini
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2001
              • 7183

              #7
              Yeah right. lmFao!!! Especially the way 20 of 'em try to corner non members after their so called "services" to brainwash...errr convince you. Headcases should be the proper name.
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              • Theo
                HAL 9000
                • May 2001
                • 34515

                #8
                you and travolta

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                • Repetitive Monkey
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 3505

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Gemini
                  Yeah right. lmFao!!! Especially the way 20 of 'em try to corner non members after their so called "services" to brainwash...errr convince you. Headcases should be the proper name.
                  What is your crime!? <b>What is your crime, Gemini??</b> According to LRH, the Source, giver of The Tech, suppressives are attacking Scientology because Scientology brings truth and openness, and only criminals don't want that!

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                  • Repetitive Monkey
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 3505

                    #10
                    Who else here are Scientologists? There are thousands of members on GFY, some have to be a part of the wonderful church of Scientology! Come on out, let's rock this joint and get them to join Scientology!

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                    • JamesDotCom
                      Registered User
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 35

                      #11
                      Most of my bosses are scientologists at my day job

                      I refused to sign a contract the other day which basically watered down to "we can make you read scientology literature".

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                      • Rorschach
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 5579

                        #12

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                        • Repetitive Monkey
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 3505

                          #13
                          Originally posted by JamesDotCom
                          Most of my bosses are scientologists at my day job

                          I refused to sign a contract the other day which basically watered down to "we can make you read scientology literature".
                          Don't worry, your com-lines can be fixed in no time if you just go to a Scientology minister and tell him that you are a suppressive! For the right amount of money he can free you of all your trauma engrams and misunderstoods and <b>your life will be perfect!</b>

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                          • venturi
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2001
                            • 386

                            #14
                            LMAO! You all DO know that Scientology was created by a bet between L Ron Hubbard and Carl Sagan (or was it Asimov, I can't remember right now) whether or not Hubbard could create a religion and actually get an active following - thus the writing of Dianetics. He giggled to the bank and is now giggling in his grave over this farse that became a "reality".
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                            • Repetitive Monkey
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 3505

                              #15
                              Originally posted by venturi
                              LMAO! You all DO know that Scientology was created by a bet between L Ron Hubbard and Carl Sagan (or was it Asimov, I can't remember right now) whether or not Hubbard could create a religion and actually get an active following - thus the writing of Dianetics. He giggled to the bank and is now giggling in his grave over this farse that became a "reality".
                              What are you talking about, suppressive!? I did a write-up on you for OSA, you are going down fucker!

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                              • AgentCash
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2002
                                • 720

                                #16
                                http://www.xenu.net/roland-intro.html

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                                • Repetitive Monkey
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 3505

                                  #17

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