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  • MrIzzz
    If u touch it, I will cum
    • Sep 2003
    • 22923

    #1

    if a lady buys you an expensive gift...

    ...does this automatically mean that you have to have sex with her to say thank you?


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  • sickkittens
    I am a meat popsicle.
    • Jul 2002
    • 25100

    #2
    Originally posted by MrIzzz
    ...does this automatically mean that you have to have sex with her to say thank you?
    No. It means you have to let her stick that giant dildo up your ass.

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    • pornstar2pac
      Omaha Hi/Lo
      • Nov 2003
      • 17380

      #3
      she's a tranny.



      stop getting drunk and going to clubs...
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      • MrIzzz
        If u touch it, I will cum
        • Sep 2003
        • 22923

        #4
        Originally posted by sickkittens
        No. It means you have to let her stick that giant dildo up your ass.
        that only happened one time, on a dare, during my college days, and now i cant live it down


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        • candyflip
          Carpe Visio
          • Jul 2002
          • 43069

          #5
          That definitely gets her some extended time with my face between her legs.

          That's win - win.

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          • Screaming
            I can change this!!!!!
            • Feb 2004
            • 18972

            #6
            are u against it? you say thank you and then if you want then go to sex from there, im sure it isnt implied in the gift, most women dont think like men do

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            • MrIzzz
              If u touch it, I will cum
              • Sep 2003
              • 22923

              #7
              Originally posted by pornstar2pac
              she's a tranny.



              stop getting drunk and going to clubs...
              i'll be clubbing til i cant walk no more, and then i'll have my nurse at the nursing home roll me into the club on my wheelchair


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              • Warden
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2002
                • 2906

                #8
                Originally posted by sickkittens
                No. It means you have to let her stick that giant dildo up your ass.

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                • MrIzzz
                  If u touch it, I will cum
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 22923

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Screaming
                  are u against it? you say thank you and then if you want then go to sex from there, im sure it isnt implied in the gift, most women dont think like men do
                  women always expect sex from me


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                  • cocky
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 2044

                    #10
                    yes
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                    • pornstar2pac
                      Omaha Hi/Lo
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 17380

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MrIzzz
                      i'll be clubbing til i cant walk no more, and then i'll have my nurse at the nursing home roll me into the club on my wheelchair

                      Tell your nurse(Larry) that I said hi
                      Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

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                      • WiredGuy
                        Pounding Googlebot
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 34513

                        #12
                        A way to a man's heart is through good food and sex
                        WG
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                        • SleazyDream
                          I'm here for SPORT
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 41470

                          #13
                          Originally posted by WiredGuy
                          A way to a man's heart is through good food and sex
                          WG
                          don't forget laundry and a clean bathroom
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                          • Sly
                            Let's do some business!
                            • Sep 2004
                            • 31378

                            #14
                            Originally posted by WiredGuy
                            A way to a man's heart is through good food and sex
                            WG
                            Too bad more women haven't figured this out.
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                            • kowntafit
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 4667

                              #15
                              You make it out like 'having to have sex' is a bad thing. Put it this way, you get an expensive gift and sex, I don't see the problem. If it was the expensive gift 'instead' of sex then yeah, we have a problem.

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                              • TheMob
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2003
                                • 8584

                                #16
                                Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                don't forget laundry and a clean bathroom
                                that was rather funny. hehe

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                                • Vitasoy
                                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 58202

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                  don't forget laundry and a clean bathroom


                                  That is certainly a must.


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                                  • MrJackMeHoff
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Mar 2004
                                    • 4569

                                    #18
                                    If my woman gets me a gift I paid for it so she gets bupkiss..

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