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  • Oracle Porn
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    • Oct 2002
    • 24433

    #1

    WTF is it with girls today?

    My GF (20:12) :i'm in love...:-(
    The Oracle (20:12) :with?

    *THAT'S WHERE I WAS HOPING SHE WOULD SAY ANOTHER GUY!*

    My GF (20:13) :a pair of jeans i tried on 2day...they were perfect on me :-(
    The Oracle (20:13) :lol
    My GF (20:13) :thats saddddddd
    My GF (20:13) :not funny
    The Oracle (20:13) :buy them :-P
    My GF (20:14) :they r expensive
    The Oracle (20:14) :how much?
    My GF (20:14) :40-50
    The Oracle (20:14) ::-) ull get over them
    My GF (20:15) :no i wonttttt :'(
    (My GF (20:15) :they made my ass look sooo cute
    The Oracle (20:15) :you want me to buy them?
    My GF (20:16) :hell no...!
    Last edited by Oracle Porn; 03-26-2004, 04:24 PM.


  • nathan_f
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2003
    • 3983

    #2
    they love playing hard to get..

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    • dunefield
      www.barely18movies.com
      • Feb 2003
      • 10920

      #3
      we don't care...

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      • Veterans Day
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        • Jul 2003
        • 8403

        #4
        Originally posted by dunefield
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        • Nonical
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          • Dec 2003
          • 426

          #5
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          • Illicit
            wtf ?
            • Dec 2003
            • 11895

            #6
            at least you didnt have to buy them
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            • juicylinks
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 122992

              #7
              Fucking slut

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              • GARBAGE-PAIL-KIDS
                Registered User
                • Mar 2004
                • 46

                #8
                Here I'll tell you the scoop.


                The trick is you have to say YES the first time........ Either way no person can say YES every time so.... it's bound to happen.


                If you love a person you can learn to deal with it.
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                • detoxed
                  vip member
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 17798

                  #9
                  buy her a size too small and say she better fit in them soon

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                  • StuartD
                    Sofa King Band
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 29903

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Oracle Porn

                    The Oracle (20:15) :you want me to buy them?
                    Why? Do you think they'd make your ass look cute?
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                    • Loryn
                      Super Connector
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 12853

                      #11
                      Really, what is wrong with her???

                      Go buy her the damn jeans. She wants you to, trust me. Or she wouldn't have brought it up.
                      ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~




                      RIP TD

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                      • Oracle Porn
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                        • Oct 2002
                        • 24433

                        #12
                        Originally posted by detoxed
                        buy her a size too small and say she better fit in them soon


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                        • LadyMischief
                          Orgasms N Such!
                          • Sep 2002
                          • 18135

                          #13
                          40-50 dollar jeans are expensive? So like, she's doing the Value Village thing or what?

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                          • Oracle Porn
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                            • Oct 2002
                            • 24433

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
                            Really, what is wrong with her???

                            Go buy her the damn jeans. She wants you to, trust me. Or she wouldn't have brought it up.
                            fuck no
                            i bought her a pair like a month ago.


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                            • Paraskass
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2002
                              • 5829

                              #15
                              just buy the damn jeans for her.

                              you have money.

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                              • LadyMischief
                                Orgasms N Such!
                                • Sep 2002
                                • 18135

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                My GF (20:12) :i'm in love...:-(
                                The Oracle (20:12) :with?
                                My GF (20:13) :a pair of jeans i tried on 2day...they were perfect on me :-(
                                The Oracle (20:13) :lol
                                My GF (20:13) :thats saddddddd
                                My GF (20:13) :not funny
                                The Oracle (20:13) :buy them :-P
                                My GF (20:14) :they r expensive
                                The Oracle (20:14) :how much?
                                My GF (20:14) :40-50
                                The Oracle (20:14) ::-) ull get over them
                                My GF (20:15) :no i wonttttt :'(
                                (My GF (20:15) :they made my ass look sooo cute
                                The Oracle (20:15) :you want me to buy them?
                                My GF (20:16) :hell no...!
                                Take advice from me. Buy the chick the jeans. If you're blinging, what the fuck are you bitching about anyways? You'll get more blowjobs if you spend money on her.

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                                • Oracle Porn
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                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 24433

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by LadyMischief
                                  40-50 dollar jeans are expensive? So like, she's doing the Value Village thing or what?


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                                  • LadyMischief
                                    Orgasms N Such!
                                    • Sep 2002
                                    • 18135

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Oracle Porn


                                    fuck no
                                    i bought her a pair like a month ago.
                                    Cheap fucker.

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                                    • Oracle Porn
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                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 24433

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by LadyMischief


                                      Take advice from me. Buy the chick the jeans. If you're blinging, what the fuck are you bitching about anyways? You'll get more blowjobs if you spend money on her.
                                      Or I can save $50


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                                      • Oracle Porn
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                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 24433

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by LadyMischief


                                        Cheap fucker.
                                        Jewish fucker


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                                        • MrIzzz
                                          If u touch it, I will cum
                                          • Sep 2003
                                          • 22923

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Oracle Porn


                                          Or I can save $50
                                          50 can get ya 2 blowjobs from a coloumbian hooker by my way


                                          WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

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                                          • KMR Stitch
                                            I am cool
                                            • Jul 2003
                                            • 14494

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by LadyMischief


                                            Cheap fucker.
                                            Or he is not making money and just bullshitting ;-)

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                                            • Oracle Porn
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                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 24433

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by MrIzzz


                                              50 can get ya 2 blowjobs from a coloumbian hooker by my way
                                              or I can buy a flashlight and get unlimited blowjobs for $57.90


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                                              • Oracle Porn
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                                                • Oct 2002
                                                • 24433

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by KMR Stitch


                                                Or he is not making money and just bullshitting ;-)
                                                you caught me whitehanded.


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                                                • shermo

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Oracle Porn


                                                  Or I can save $50
                                                  You can use it on the BJ you'll have to pay for after she leaves you for a guy who WILL buy her those jeans!

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                                                  • DreamCumTrue
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                    • 2985

                                                    #26
                                                    She needs to get you to buy her some James Jeans!

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                                                    • Brujah
                                                      Beer Money Baron
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 22157

                                                      #27
                                                      Tell her to buy you a pair of jeans too.

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                                                      • Oracle Porn
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                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 24433

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by shermsshack

                                                        You can use it on the BJ you'll have to pay for after she leaves you for a guy who WILL buy her those jeans!
                                                        can't waitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt


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                                                        • zentz
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                          • 8062

                                                          #29
                                                          girls gone crazy...
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                                                          • LadyMischief
                                                            Orgasms N Such!
                                                            • Sep 2002
                                                            • 18135

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Oracle Porn


                                                            Or I can save $50
                                                            Fucking idiot!

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                                                            • Oracle Porn
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                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 24433

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by LadyMischief


                                                              Fucking idiot!

                                                              c'mon I spend too much money on her already....


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                                                              • KRL
                                                                Entrepreneur
                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                • 31429

                                                                #32
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                                                                • KMR Stitch
                                                                  I am cool
                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                  • 14494

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by KRL
                                                                  If you want to get wealthy stay single.

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                                                                  • NetRodent
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                                    • 3985

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Oracle Porn


                                                                    or I can buy a flashlight and get unlimited blowjobs for $57.90
                                                                    Girls are self lubricating. Fleshlights aren't.
                                                                    "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
                                                                    --H.L. Mencken

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                                                                    • HeebyJeeby
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                      • 161

                                                                      #35
                                                                      *THAT'S WHERE I WAS HOPING SHE WOULD SAY ANOTHER GUY!*
                                                                      Assuming from that remark that you want her to get lost. Buy the jeans a few sizes too large and tell her they'll fit in a few days if she keeps gaining weight like she is now...
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                                                                      • Oracle Porn
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                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                        • 24433

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by HeebyJeeby


                                                                        Assuming from that remark that you want her to get lost. Buy the jeans a few sizes too large and tell her they'll fit in a few days if she keeps gaining weight like she is now...


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                                                                        • Oracle Porn
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                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 24433

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by KMR Stitch


                                                                          coming from a 20 year old with a 16 year old GF and a 1 year old kid...and they all feet it 1 trailer I might add


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                                                                          • KMR Stitch
                                                                            I am cool
                                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                                            • 14494

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Oracle Porn

                                                                            coming from a 20 year old with a 16 year old GF and a 1 year old kid...and they all feet it 1 trailer I might add
                                                                            You're math is wrong.

                                                                            Keep on braggn post whore!

                                                                            I bank 2k a week so Suck a dick :-)

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                                                                            • Oracle Porn
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                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                              • 24433

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by KMR Stitch


                                                                              You're math is wrong.

                                                                              Keep on braggn post whore!

                                                                              I bank 2k a week so Suck a dick :-)
                                                                              Might want to get yourself some English classes with all the bling considering English is your 1st language.


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                                                                              • Tight
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                                • 323

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by KRL
                                                                                If you want to get wealthy stay single.
                                                                                That's golden!
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                                                                                • KMR Stitch
                                                                                  I am cool
                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                  • 14494

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Oracle Porn


                                                                                  Might want to get yourself some English classes with all the bling considering English is your 1st language.

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                                                                                  • NiTe-HaWk
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                                                    • 1196

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    sounds like she is normal to me buy the jeans it is $50 bucks
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                                                                                    • digi
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                                      • 1314

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      looks to me like you had an imaginary discussion with yourself inside your head and decided to share it on GFY.

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