There are people out there that are very courteous when driving. They'll let you over if you have your turn signal on. They'll let you pull in front of them and all sorts of other cool shit that gives you a positive outlook on humanity in America. Although reported by unamed sources, kindness is not dead in America but instead, thriving on the roads during rush hour.
Then.....
You have those asshole, shitface drivers that will speed up on purpose just to cut off your merge lane. You end up locking up all four and sliding into an orange barrell full of sand or water. Then slowing down to gawk at your mishap. Inconsiderate fucks!
Then you have the ones that you let over and didn't have the common courtesy to give you the, "Thank You" wave or salute. Why are those people so angry? Did someone shit on their face when they were sleeping? Did their ferrets drown? Do their jobs suck? Other than the fact they're driving a 1982 Chevy Cavilier painted a sensual blend of bondo/primer and making a whopping $5.50 an hour at the factory, they have no right to be so angry!
Here's my resolution to the road rage epedimic. I think they should issue an anger test to get your driver's license. It's an easy test to administer. Just turn off the A/C at your local leper colony they've renamed the DMV, and make the applicant wait for 6 hours before they get called up. All this time playing really bad talk radio or music. Any asshole that is harbouring road rage will undoubtedly show his/her true colors and punch someone in the face. They failed the anger test, no license for them. Thank you, come again when you're not angry with the world, Ass Nugget!
To all you nice people, thanks for letting me in!
Then.....
You have those asshole, shitface drivers that will speed up on purpose just to cut off your merge lane. You end up locking up all four and sliding into an orange barrell full of sand or water. Then slowing down to gawk at your mishap. Inconsiderate fucks!
Then you have the ones that you let over and didn't have the common courtesy to give you the, "Thank You" wave or salute. Why are those people so angry? Did someone shit on their face when they were sleeping? Did their ferrets drown? Do their jobs suck? Other than the fact they're driving a 1982 Chevy Cavilier painted a sensual blend of bondo/primer and making a whopping $5.50 an hour at the factory, they have no right to be so angry!
Here's my resolution to the road rage epedimic. I think they should issue an anger test to get your driver's license. It's an easy test to administer. Just turn off the A/C at your local leper colony they've renamed the DMV, and make the applicant wait for 6 hours before they get called up. All this time playing really bad talk radio or music. Any asshole that is harbouring road rage will undoubtedly show his/her true colors and punch someone in the face. They failed the anger test, no license for them. Thank you, come again when you're not angry with the world, Ass Nugget!
To all you nice people, thanks for letting me in!
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