country music

again


my question is

why?

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There only two things in life that make it worth livin'
That's guitars that tune good and firm feelin' women
I don't need my name in the marquis lights
I got my song and I got you with me tonight
Maybe it's time we got back to the basics of love

Chorus:
Let's go to Luckenbach Texas with Waylon and Willie and the boys
This successful life we're livin' got us fueding
like the Hatfield and McCoys
Between Hank Williams pain songs, Newberry's train songs
and blue eyes cryin' in the rain out in Luckenbach Texas
ain't nobody feelin' no pain

So baby let's sell your diamond ring
Buy some boots and faded jeans and go away
This coat and tie is choking me
In your high socitey you cry all day
We've been so busy keepin' up with the Jones
Four car garage and we're still building on
Maby it's time we got back to the basics of love

Chorus:
Let's go to Luckenbach Texas with Waylon and Willie and the boys
This successful life we're livin' got us fueding
like the Hatfield and McCoys
Between Hank Williams pain songs, Newberry's train songs
and blue eyes cryin' in the rain out in Luckenbach Texas
ain't nobody feelin' no pain

Let's go to Luckenbach Texas with Waylon and Willie and the boys
This successful life we're livin' got us fueding
like the Hatfield and McCoys
Between Hank Williams pain songs,And Jerry Jeff's train songs
and blue eyes cryin' in the rain out in Luckenbach Texas
ain't nobody feelin' no pain

hey detoxed,

that has brought me 1 step closer to understanding

THE OLD MAN WAS COVERED WITH TATTOOS AND SCARS
HE GOT SOME IN PRISON AND OTHERS IN BARS
THE REST HE GOT WORKING' ON OLD JUNK CARS
IN THE DAYTIME
THEY LOOKED LIKE TOMBSTONES IN OUR YARD
AND I NEVER SEEN HIM WHEN HE WASN'T TIRED AND MEAN
HE SOLD USED PARTS TO MAKE ENDS MEET
COVERED WITH GREASE FROM HIS HEAD TO HIS FEET
CUSSING' THE SWEAT AND THE TEXAS HEAT
AND skeeterz
AND THE NEIGHBORS SAID WE LIVED LIKE HICKS
BUT THEY BRUNG THEIR CARS FOR PA TO FIX ANYHOW
HE WAS VETERAN-PROUD, TRIED AND TRUE
HE'D FOUGHT TILL HIS HEART WAS BLACK AND BLUE
DIDN'T KNOW HOW HE'D MADE IT THROUGH THE HARD TIMES

HE BOUGHT OUR HOUSE ON THE G.I. BILL
BUT IT WASN'T WORTH ALL HE HAD TO KILL TO GET IT
HE DRANK PEARL IN A CAN AND JACK DANIELS BLACK
CHEWED TOBACCO FROM A MAIL POUCH SACK
HAD AN OLD DOG THAT WAS TRAINED TO ATTACK
SOMETIMES
HE'D GET DRUNK AND MEAN AS A RATTLESNAKE
AND THERE WASN'T TOO MUCH
THAT HE WOULD TAKE FROM A STRANGER

THERE WERE THIRTEEN KIDS AND A BUNCH OF DOGS
A HOUSE FULL OF CHICKENS AND A YARD FULL OF HOGS
I SPENT THE SUMMERTIME CUTTING' UP LOGS FOR THE WINTER
TRYING' LIKE THE DEVIL TO FIND THE LORD
WORKING' LIKE A ****** FOR MY ROOM AND BOARD
COAL-BURIN' STOVE, NO NATURAL GAS
IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, I'LL KISS YOUR ASS

IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY,
IT'LL HAIR LIP THE POPE
IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, IT'S A DAMN GOOD JOKE
I'VE SEEN THE GRAND OLE OPRY,
AND I'VE MET JOHNNY CASH
IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, I'LL KISS YOUR ASS

RECITATION:
MAMA SELLS EGGS AT A GROCERY STORE
MY OLDEST SISTER IS A FIRST-RATE WHORE
DAD SAYS SHE CAN'T COME HOME ANYMORE
AND HE MEANS IT
MA JUST SITS AND KEEPS HER SILENCE
SISTER, SHE LEFT 'CAUSE DAD GOT VIOLENT
AND HE KNOWS IT
MAMA SHE'S OLD FAR BEYOND HER TIME
FROM CHOPPING TOBACCO AND I'VE SEEN HER CRYING'
WHEN BLOOD STARTED FLOWING' FROM HER CALLOUSED HAND AND

IT HURT ME
SHE'D JUST KEEP WORKING' TRYING' TO HELP THE OLD MAN
TO THE END OF ONE ROW AND BACK AGAIN LIKE ALWAYS
SHE'S BEEN THROUGH HELL SINCE JUNIOR WENT TO JAIL
WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT SHE AIN'T NEVER FAILED
TO GET DOWN ON HER KNEES AND PRAY
BECAUSE SHE LOVES HIM
TOLD ALL THE NEIGHBORS HE WAS OFF IN THE WAR
FIGHTING' FOR FREEDOM,
HE'S GOOD TO THE CORE AND SHE'S PROUD
NOW OUR PLACE WAS A GRAVEYARD FOR AUTOMOBILES
AT THE END OF THE PORCH THERE WAS FOUR STACKS OF WHEELS
AND TIRES FOR SALE FOR A DOLLAR OR TWO
CASH

THERE WAS FIFTY HOLES IN AN OLD TIN ROOF
ME AND MY FAMILY WE WAS LIVING' PROOF
THE PEOPLE WHO FORGOT ABOUT POOR WHITE TRASH
AND IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, I'LL KISS YOUR ASS
IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, IT'LL HAIR LIP THE POPE
IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, IT'S A DAMN GOOD JOKE
I'VE SEEN THE GRAND OLE OPRY,
AND I'VE MET JOHNNY CASH
IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, I'LL KISS YOUR ASS
I'M THINKING TONIGHT OF MY BLUE EYES
CONCERNING THE GREAT SPECKLED BIRD
I DIDN'T KNOW GOD MADE HONKY-TONK ANGELS
AND WENT BACK TO THE WILD SIDE OF LIFE

You're right. This is much better.

heheh....that's a classic.

waylon and willie kick ass

I was thumbing from Montgomery
I had my guitar on my back
When a stranger stopped beside me in an antique Cadillac
He was dress like 1950
Half drunk and hollow eyed
He said its a long walk to Nashville would you like a ride son

Well I sat down in the front seat
He turned on the radio
And them sad old songs coming outta them speakers was solid country gold
Then I noticed the stranger was ghost white pale
When I asked him for a light
And I knew there was something strange about this ride

Chorus
He said drifter can you make folks cry when you play and sing
Have you paid your dues?
Can you moan the blues?
Can you bend them guitar strings?
He said boy can you make folks feel what you feel inside?
Cause if your big star bound let me warn you it's a long hard ride

Well he cried just south of Nashville
And he turned that car around
He said this is where you get off boy
I'm goin' back to Alabam
And as I stepped outta that Cadillac
I said mister many thanks
He said you don't have to call me mister mister
The whole world calls me Hank

Chorus
He said drifter can you make folks cry when you play and sing
Have you paid your dues?
Can you moan the blues?
Can you bend them guitar strings?
He said boy can you make folks feel what you feel inside?
Cause if your big star bound let me warn you it's a long hard ride

I like country about as much as I like STD's.

what !! no Shania Twain pics yet ?

Hey how bout you alabama roll on

chorus:
Roll on highway, roll on along
Roll on daddy till you get back home
Roll on family, roll on crew
Roll on momma like I asked you to do
And roll on eighteen-wheeler roll on (roll on)

Well it's Monday morning, he's kissin' momma goodbye
He's up and gone with the sun
Daddy drives an eighteen-wheeler
And he's off on a midwest run
As three sad faces gather round momma
They ask her when daddy's comin' home
Daddy drives an eighteen-wheeler
And they sure miss him when he's gone (yeah they do)
Ah, but he calls them everynight and he tells them that he loves them
He taught them this song to sing

chorus:
Roll on highway, roll on along
Roll on daddy till you get back home
Roll on family, roll on crew
Roll on momma like I asked you to do
And roll on eighteen-wheeler roll on (roll on)

Well it's Wednesday evening, momma's waitin by the phone
It rings but it's not his voice
Seems the highway patrol has found a jacknifed rig
In a snow bank in Illinois
But the driver was missin' and the search had been abandoned

For the weather had everything stalled
And they had checked all the houses and local motels
When they had somemore news they'd call
And she told them when they found him to tell him that she loved him
And she hung up the phone singin'

chorus:
Roll on highway, roll on along
Roll on daddy till you get back home
Roll on family, roll on crew
Roll on momma like I asked you to do
And roll on eighteen-wheeler roll on (roll on)

Momma and the children will be waiting up all night long
Thinkin' nothing but the worst is comin'
With the ringin' of the telephone
Oh, but the man upstairs was listenin'
When momma asked him to bring daddy home
And when the call came in it was daddy on the other end
Askin' her if she had been singin' his song, singin'

chorus:
Roll on highway, roll on along
Roll on daddy till you get back home
Roll on family, roll on crew
Roll on momma like I asked you to do
And roll on eighteen-wheeler roll on

chorus:
Roll on highway, roll on along
Roll on daddy till you get back home
Roll on family, roll on crew
Roll on momma like I asked you to do
And roll on eighteen-wheeler roll on (roll on)

eighteen-wheeler
eighteen-wheeler
eighteen-wheeler
eighteen-wheeler

Roll on
Roll on

I'll tell you what, you get rid of rap and r&b, and I will personally ensure the destruction of country music. Although I like country music,



RAP AND ALL R&B MUST BE DESTROYED

ok, 1 reason to like country music

The devil went to Jamaica, he was lookin' to sell some weed,
he was doin' fine, they were standin' in line,
it was excellent weed indeed.

When he came across this young man who was likewise peddlin' pot,
and the devil slid down the beach to the kid and said,
"boy lemme tell ya what..."

"I guess you've kinda figured I'm a reefer head of course,
and after all this time I guess that I'm a connisuer's source.
Now your stuff smells OK, but this could tranquilize a horse,
I'll bet a million in cash against your stash,
'cause I think mines better than yours."

The boy said, "My name's Johnny,
and you ain't smoked nothin yet,
one hit of this grass'll kick your ass,
you got yourself a bet."

Johnny rolled a ball of hash,
and make sure it's the bomb,
'cause the devil's got the kind of stuff they smoked in Vietnam!
You'll get a million smackaroos in cash if you can cope,
but if you can't the devil will get your dope!

The devil packed a bong with a little acapulco gold,
and resin flew from his fingertips as he fired up his bowl,
he filled that chamber all the way and he took a mighty hit,
as they passed it back and forth it gave them both a coughin' fit.

(Coughing)

When the bowl was finished Johnny said,
"Hey man that stuff was great!
But fill your lungs with some of this,
and prepare to vegetate!"

Cannibus, Attivus, Sweet Mary Jane!
The devil's in the backyard fryin' his brain!
Zig-zag filled with a diggity-dang!
Hold on tight it'll hit ya like a tank!

The devil nodded off because he knew that he was stoned,
and he asked if he could buy an ounce of the stuff that Johnny owned.
Johnny said "Devil just come on back,
if you ever wanna catch a buzz,
I done told you once you son of a bitch,
mines the best there ever was!

and they...

Fired up doobies one by one!
Ain't gonna stop till the bag is done!
Green as a bullfrog sticky as glue!
Granny do you get high "Yes, I do!"

how about willies duet with ray charles

He looked/ down into her blue eyes, and said

"Say a prayer for me". She
Threw her arms around him, whispered
"God will keep us free".
They could hear the riders comin', He said
"This is my last fight...If they Take me back to Texas, they won't
Take me back a-live.
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CHORUS A:
There were seven Spanish angels, at the
altar of the sun.

They were prayin' for the lovers, in the
valley of the gun.
When the /battle stopped and the smoke cleared,
there was thunder from the throne,
And seven spanish angels, took a-nother angel home.
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VERSE 2:
She reached down and picked the gun up,
that lay smokin in his hand.
She said, "Father please forgive me;
I can't make it without my man."
And she knew the gun was empty,
And she knew she couldn't win,
But her final prayer was answered
When the rifles fired again.
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CHORUS 2

There were seven Spanish angels, at the
altar of the sun.
They were prayin' for the lovers, in the
valley of the gun.
When the /battle stopped and the smoke cleared,
there was thunder from the throne,
And seven spanish angels, took a-nother
angel home.

....I'd rather have Faith

We was swappin stories with a bunch of the guys, some were the truth and some were lies. We were talking bout all them girls we known and how they love them big titties so.

Well they looked at me and said well how bout you? I said boys them itty bitty titties will do, well they were laughing at me and calling me weird and I said boys, let me tell you bout them itty bitty titties.

Well it seems all the boys that were doin the laughin learned about their titties in National Geographic, learned about mine in a Girl Scout tent, let me tell you how my education went.


When she opened her blouse well I stared at aw cause I was in love with what I saw and though them titties may have lacked in size them titties were alive and right in front of my eyes.

Yeah itty bitty titties
Itty bitty titties
Itty bitty titties
Itty bitty titties
I love itty bitty titties

Well I still remember all the fun I had, that Girl Scout shoulda won a merit badge, I swore when I got back to the city I was gonna get some more of them itty bitty titties.

Now itty bitty titties fit right in your mouth, you don't have to worry bout the sides falling out they got itty bitty nipples just the size of nickels, itty bitty titties what I'm talking about.

Yeah itty bitty titties.
Itty bitty titties
Itty bitty titties
Itty bitty titties
I love itty bitty titties

Who else loves them itty bitty titties in here?

Now itty bitty titties don't need no brazier cause they stick straight out in the atmosphere and when you get old they won't fall of your chest itty bitty titties are the very best....

And now I don't give a damn about Mrs. Dolly give me itty bitty titties and I'll get my jollies they melt in your mouth they fit in your hand, itty bitty titties are the joy of the land.

That's right

Yeah itty bitty titties
Itty bitty titties
Those itty bitty titties
Itty bitty titties
I love itty bitty titties

Now every story has a moral to it, being the moral young man I am I'm going to tell you the moral of this story.

You ready boys? Well I've heard it said all over this land that you can judge a man by the size of his hand so if you want yourself a girl with a tight little kitty you better find yourself a girl with itty bitty titties.

Yeah itty bitty titties
Itty bitty titties
Those itty bitty titties
Itty bitty titties
I love itty bitty titties

yo detoxed



you got the lyrics to david allan coes "just divorced"?

I like most genres of music, except country!

Now thats sexy!
<3 faith hill

I'm a country music fan.

George Jones
Lacy J dalton

also like Cat Stevens, Marvin Gaye, Grateful Dead, Janis-Joplin and

props

Hey, can you send me Marvin Gaye's country album? I havent heard it yet.

I should have posted and others.

Nah cant find that anywhere, maybe this is better:




Jack Daniels, if you please
Knock me to my knees
You the only friend
That has ever has been
That didn't do me wrong

Jack Daniels, if you please
Knock me to my knees
You can kill this pain
Thats driving me insane
Since my babies gone

Cigarettes and whiskey
Call my shaking hand
I just lost a lover
To a one night stand
Something temporary
Too late I had learned
Someone from the past
Said it couldnt last
A bridge she could burn

Jack Daniels, if you please
Knock me to my knees
You the only friend
That has ever has been
That didn't do me wrong

Jack Daniels, if you please
Knock me to my knees
You can kill this pain
Thats driving me insane
Since my babies gone

Promises were broken
Dreams were left to die
Empty words were spoken
Tears were in our eyes
Something temporary
Those tears will fade away
Do the best you can
Help me understand
These games that people play

Jack Daniels, if you please
Knock me to my knees
You the only friend
That has ever has been
That didn't do me wrong

Jack Daniels, if you please
Knock me to my knees
You can kill this pain
Thats driving me insane
Since my babies gone

You can kill this pain
Thats driving me insane
Since my babies gone

Janis Joplin
amazing-Grace listening 2 now

Well I don't give a damn that your car's on fire
It ain't none of my concern
I don't really care if you think I'm a lier
I know it's just because your getting burned
That ain't none of my concern
Cause I'm watchin' your mustang burn

And I know what your thinkin' man your heart is sinking
Your cars going up in flames
And it's driving you crazy just thinking hey maybe
That someone like me is to blame
But that ain't none of my concern
Cause I'm watchin your mustang burn
No it ain't none of my concern
Cause I'm watchin your mustang burn

Well she was a vision perfect dimensions
Of what you thought true love would be
And she looked so good
You were under her hood
While your girlfriend was smiling at me
What'd you expect me to do?
I ain't got no ties to you
And it ain't none of my concern
Cause I'm watchin your mustang burn
I said it ain't none of my concern
Because I'm watchin your mustang burn

92.3 KROCK

hey, was johhny cash considered country or folk?



cause he was ok

definatly country.

dude i dig your design i just checked out your portfolio, and sandra mccoy is fucking hot

Hey man. Thanks a lot. I do adult design too. If you ever need anything done, feel free to get in contact with me.
And yea...Sandra's pretty great. She's the sweetest girl too. Total Package

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On the road again

not a fan of country music. its too dull for me

Country music really satisfy my senses.

Vomit.

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