I got 99 problems and a bitch aint one.

yes - Jay Z

Um, actually it is Trick Daddy.

no its not

sounds like a david allan coe song

ice-t, jay-z, 2 live crew....

Hey Mr Izzzz

Juicy tells me you got a bike ,,,what do you have??

I got a 2002 CBR 600

I'm puting it on the road this weekend,,,I can't wait to go down to Jones Beach and criuse to Captree

its JAY Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!

here:
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/jayz/99problems.html

JAY-Z LYRICS

"99 Problems"

If your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

[Verse One]
I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in your zapitos
You'd celebrate the minute you was havin doe
I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio if i don't play they show
They don't play my hits well i don't give a shit SO
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...fuckers
I don't know what you take me as
or understand the intellegence that Jay-Z has
I'm from rags to ritches nigga i ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Chorus]
99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Verse Two]
The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin law
I got two choices yall pull over the car or
Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor
Now i ain't tryin to see no highway chase with jake
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
So i...pull over to the side of the road
And i heard "Son do you know why i'm stoppin you for?"
Cause i'm young and i'm black and my hats real low
Do i look like a mind reader sir, i don't know
Am i under arrest or should i guess some mo?
"Well you was doin fifty five in a fifty four"
"Liscense and regestration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin a weapon on you i know alot of you are"
I ain't steppin out of shit all my papers legit
"Do you mind if i look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
And i know my rights so you gon' need a warrent for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"
"Or somebody important or somethin?"
Nah i ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come"
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Chorus X2]

[Verse Three]
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy
But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me
I tried to inore him and talk to the Lord
Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type loud as a motor bike
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clappin
He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain
And there i go traped in the kit kat again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratchin again
Paparatzi's with they cameras snappin them
D.A. tred to give the nigga the shaft again
Half-a-mil for bail cause i'm African
All because ths fool was horrasin them
Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin
But ain't nothin sweet 'bout how i hold my gun
I got 99 problems but this bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Chorus X3]

You're crazy for this one Rick
It's your boy

Well I tell ya what, I have a Trick Daddy CD that has that song in it.....(shrug) Maybe another singer sings it too.

Right on. Is it a new Jay-Z CD? Because the Trick Daddy CD I have is about 3-4 years old and has the song as well.

not that new - 3-5 months at the most

nice how do you like that bike?



i have a suzuki sv650s with a bit of work to it. i've outgrown the bike, plus i was always to big for it so now i'm actually looking into some other ones now. i definitely need a bigger bike.


yo, every weekend when its hot i hit jones too. mostly field 4 with all of the hungover clubbers the next day

I know Jay-Z has taken a lot of other people's songs (probably this one too) and made some of his own. Personally I don't care too much if he does, but he should have left 2Pacs song "Me & My Girlfriend" alone man.

So abyss_al, on this one.....we were both right.

It's good to see Rick Rubin get in the game again. His production skills on that Jay-Z track are sick.

Ice Motherfuckin' T

[Ice T]
Yeah last year a lot of motherfuckers ask me
Why I didn't do no old sex nasty shit
But this year I went to Miami and got my nigga
From 2 Live Brother Marquis in the house

[Brother Marquis] Yeah I am the motherfuckin nigga
[Ice T]
Yeah we are goin to answer the questions about girl problems
Always nigga has his girl problem Marq
[Brother Marquis] Ah tell'em man tell'em
[Ice-T] Lemme tell you what time is it...

[Ice-T]
I got a ho from the east
Got a ho from the west
Got a ho that likes to jack it off
And rubb it in her chest
I got a ho from the north
A ho from the south
A ho that likes to suck at long and hold it in her mouth
I got a bitch with hair
A bitch with none
A bitch with a knife
A bitch with a gun
A bitch with an ass bigger than the T.V. set
And there is a bitch over there
Hey the one I am gonna get
But yo, maybe not, she might not like me though
No sweat to event
I sell my sister though, word.
I sell the whole damn herd
I fuck em all and leave em on the culrve
I got a bitch with a mic
Who like perfector link
Who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink
Got a bitch with tits
A bitch with ass
A bitch with none
But hey I give her the best

But I love em all I love em crazily
And they love me back thats why they stay with me
So if you have a girl problem
I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
Hit it

No a bitch ain't one

[Ice-T]
I got a bitch thats old
A bitch who is new
A bitch who likes velvet in the colors blue
I got a bitch who is fat
A bitch who is built
A bitch that all her titties give up her milk
I got a bitch who is funny
A bitch who ain't
A bitch who can sing
A bitch who can't
A bitch who love fuckin on the airplane
I even got a bitch off soul train (not for sure)
I got a bitch who is over ragged up pins
Long ends
I got a bitch who is broke as a bomb
But she is the most fun
I got a bitch who play piano
A bitch who don't
A bitch who dances naked
A bitch who won't
A bitch who's short
A bitch who's tall
A bitch who burns my pager with priority calls

And I love em all I love em crazily
And they love me back thats why they stay with me
So if you have a girl problem
I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Ice-T]
Yo Marquis you from Miami man,
Why won't you show those motherfuckers all the over the world
That 2 Live style of how a bitch is threated
Motherfucker a nigga like you

[Brother Marquis]
I got 99 problems a bitch ain't one
I am going not to threat any hos
Cause I don't need none of em
Push them to temptation
Ditch to persuasion
All the hos suck cock
Nigga how you play em
Thats why I don't sleep with em
I just freak on em
Gig the dick in their mouth
Take it out
And I sky on them
That nigga that white nighter
The bitch exciter
I only love my hos when I go up inside em
Problem number one is gettin money
I rather take the green than sit the honey
So don't expect none
Cause I ain't offering
And I go hunting my bitch cause I ain't softening
Cause I never never softening
Pulling demands on em
Fuckin em and scream on them
The wham bamb thank you mam
The game is ran on em
So fuck how you feel
You are fuckin cheap thrill
I hope you took the pill I won't pay the bill
Getting pussy is just another expense
Your pussy pays the bills
The dick pays the rent
I only need a hope from one thing and thats to come
I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

[Ice-T]
Ha!
You Marquis my motherfuckin you got problems man ?
A bitch ain't one
Ah shit
Let me tell you how to do that shit

[Ice-T & (Marquis)]
(I got a bitch that loves to gink)
She'll fuck you
After she fucks me
(I got a bitch who loves both)
I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes
I got a bitch that's fast
A bitch that's slow
(A bitch that is a virgin
And a bitch that is a hoe)
A bitch that lies
(A bitch that trues)
A bitch who is a man
Because they are bitches too
I got a bitch that is cool
(A bitch that is hut)
A bitch who loves rap
A bitch who loves rock
A bitch who is lost
And one who know what is that
She gets right in front of me
And posses like a cat

[Brother Marquis]
I got a bitch that runs
I got a bitch that walks
I got a bitch that yells
I got a bitch who talk

[Ice-T]
I got a bitch that is dirty
Got a bitch that is neat
I got a super farm bitch that I am not gonna swap me

And I love em all I love em crazily
And they love me back thats why they stay with me
So if you have a girl problem
I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Ice-T]
No a bitch ain't one
[Marquis]
Ah, you know a bitch ain't one

Outro:
[Ice-T]
You know what I am saying
I got problems my motherfuckin rent Marquis
But a bitch ain't one

[Brother Marquis]
Maybe got yourself nothing man
Fucking
Ragging
Spanking
Assholes nigga

[Ice-T]
A bitch ain't one
I got a problems stay out here on the streets
With the police tryin to take them out
You know
But a bitch ain't one
Got problems motherfuckers
Buying my records
But a bitch ain't one
[Brother Marquis]
Fuck em all
Fuck em motherfucker
[Ice-T]
You know what I am saying
A bitch ain't one
Got problems man
[Brother Marquis]
All of motherfuckers kiss my motherfuckin ass

you'd be surprised that most songs are written by Jay Z
many - if someone else sang it - its probably cuz he wrote it
same goes for KRS ONE - he writes for alot of the major rappers

Rapers don't sing their songs.. they rap.

On a side not, yes I've heard the song... Great track.

Yeah but with 2Pacs song....Jay-Z high jacked it a few years after 2Pac was killed. Oh well I am a 2Pac fan for life.

the grey album. some songs are awesome.

This one is fuel injected,,,so i'm not fooling around with any mods,,,I had an old 929 and had fun working on that one.

I bought it new and have made 0 mods to it,,,it still has the original tail pipe,,LOL

It's missing the low end torque,,,so no whellies with this one,,,but it's pretty sweet when it hits the powerband with the throttle wide open.

I have a 2 year old daughter and it's been tough to get out on the thing,,,my wife is having our 2nd child in may,,,so we are taking the whole summer off.

I'm actually thinking about getting the new honda CBR1000RR



http://powersports.honda.com/motorcy...lId=CBR1000RR4

I love the way the tail pipe is tucked under the seat.

I can buy this one in cash thanks to Paris Hilton

50 ways to leave your lover?

like i said

ice-t, jay-z, 2 live crew. Don't give credit to Jay-Z for this. It goes waayyy back.

I fuckin HATE jay-z. Ugh.

sorry the gfy monster just ate my real reply



that cbr100rr is great

i'm leaning towards a busa this summer though

Agreed

I'm gonna let the wife have the 600,,that was my plan all along.
I also have an old 250 ninja that she has been practicing on.

That 250 ninja cracks me up,,,it can't even get out of it's own way,,,but my friend gave it to me 7 years ago,,so who am i to complain.